Have you ever tried to type while you’re laughing your ass off?? Then you’ll forgive the typos when I tell you that Lindsay Lohan is a changed woman ahahahaha no seriously hahahaha… AHEM! SHE HAS CHANGED!! TMZ says that Lilo has turned down numerous (hey, two counts as numerous) offers to host NYE parties because she desperately wants to change her party girl image.
One, BITCH PLEASE. If you don’t want to be seen as a party girl, step one is to quit being a drunk coke-addled fuck up in public. That last sentence made cactuses everywhere shed a tear of loneliness. Two, like her broke ass can afford to turn down jack shit. Bitch would shill for Massengil Extra Cleansing at this point, please. (Note: Linds, please Google Massengil extra cleansing and think about giving it a try. Love, your johns).
So here’s to Lindsay and turning over a new leaf…looks a lot like this.