Hair Care, Or Hair Nobody Curr
Why did Jen An cut her hair??? I know you have been laying awake at night pondering this with the other questions of the world, such as why are we here, why does 4th meal only last until 2am, why does my family hate me? and other such important stuff.
So, to answer this one...E!online says it's because DUN DUN DUN "her hair was thinning and starting to look fake"! Now at least you can sleep, although that silly shit like "why does my dog hate me" and "what am I supposed to do with my life" may still stick around for a minute. At least the important questions of the universe are answered.
I actually like Jen An, though I'm not sure why. And I'm less sure about the idea that this is somehow news. I guess we can all change our lives now though?? Okay, seriously it's just drama dressed as NEWS so keep on keeping on with your Ramen noodles and your mortgage and all that un-important jazz. But keep it up in your pj's and house shoes, like I'm gonna do. MAH HAIR-UH is page two, along with "I need a pedi" and "should I keep my thermostat on 75 or 76". Sorry Jen.
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As if this is true about Jen cutting her hair! Are we that comatose from cookie dough to even mention it? BTW She looks like a ray of sunshine...and doesn't appear the least bit upset about that bile bitch " Allessandra's " infatuation with her chin;)
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:53am.
agreed: this dimwitted Team X bullshit is out of control.
if you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
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Ha, ha, I don't have anything to say except that I agree with you on that one, but sometimes break that rule myself.
(team bernardporfitendieu.)
Someone get homegirl some leave-in conditioner, STAT, to tame those flyaways.
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I don't understand how anyone as harmless as Jen brings out such hatred in people.
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You can express an opinion, Allessandra, of course. But why start shit? MK is on vacation, what, he needs the approval of you and others to do so and then permission and approval to hire others? I am not going to attack you, that's not fair, but just know that if you didn't know it, now you do: you really ARE starting something with that.
MK is on vacation, he has his guest bloggers, so deal. Skip the D for a week or so until MK comes back.
(And again, of course you can comment on whatever you like, and I agree with you for the most part about the cliques [but that is bound to happen in any group of people] and that others have said worse and have maybe not been called on it, but it's as if you want to engage people starting off with a slam to the guest bloggers, and I think most here are trying to keep it civil, to avoid the shit storm that occurred the last time that there guest bloggers. [Now watch me get into it with some asshole who jumps on my back!]).
Back to Aniston and that strong jawline. (There is a fetish website for women with strong jawlines.)
Let's all make mad, passionate, extraordinary online love.
For arguments and name calling I have my real-life family.
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Oh look, it's Allessandra and BernardProfitendieu. Taking a break from posting at Celebitchy? You're like Beetlejuice, except the word is "Aniston" and you two start floating in like the proverbial turds in a punch bowl with corresponding conversational value.
Anything beyond comments on Aniston's chin, number of cats, complaints about her dating life or disparaging remarks about her movies to offer? No other quips, jokes, silly remarks, light-hearted banter, goofy commentary, or just an inane link to provide?
Didn't think so.
on topic: yeah, just stare at her chin in this pic for about 20 secs ... it looks like it's melting.
that's one ugly broad
On topic Jen should have long hair, she needs it. Why is her nose getting more and more bulbous??
I never get tired of starring at that chin, I could totally use Jens chin to spread icing on cakes and such. Or as a little garden spade, she seems rather usefull.
God bless her spatula chin.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:57am.
^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm still laughing at your argument with yourself the other day. Please, do keep it up!
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shutthefuckup, Dog!
enough of ypur sucking up already
agreed: this dimwitted Team X bullshit is out of control.
if you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:31am
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Honestly do you get anything?? oh you love arguing with me, because iif it gets out of hand you can have your clique come and say team dog.
Yeah you said something similar about not me coming here if I dont like it, and I can say you guys are fucked up without being cliquey since I am alone in saying so...atleast in this thread.
("Like fucking high school, "Im team so and so, oh you dont like what we have to say? you are so mean"...yawn Got you pissed off, though, didn't it?")
For one I think you are an idiot if that would give you satisfaction, i.e something pissing me off, secondly it pisses me off for different reasons than you seem able to understand. I find it ridiculous, bitchy, idiotic and unnecessary.
I can have a negative opinion about someone else and I should be able to express it without the childish lil girls come and tell me off.
You didnt give the others shit because you are a hypocrit and you think with me you gonna have backup with criticizing others you may not.
Just so you know, I have been reading on other sites how people dont like exactly this behavior here and thats why they dont post here anymore.
And before you all get a boner, no its not because you are mean or witty but its because its silly and not even chalenging.
Team GROW UP
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
HAHAHA!dog and Alecuntra!
Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:23am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:01am.
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Fuck you and all the other ones who cant take an opinion that is negative, I would do it, maybe I would do a better job maybe not. And I didnt know that Michael K had guest bloggers writing again, even so he had before and it was more funny.
I wasnt exactly rude to sweatas, like others who claimed she cant spell and other shit...why didnt you say nothing to those people?? hypocrit or is it cuz of the other rant we had weeks ago. Nice language. You also can't spell but does that mean you suck, too? I didn't say anything to them because I didn't feel like it. Figure that one out!
I hate how on this site everyone is so cliueqy and this team x bullshit. Seriously the people here are so fucked up. I wish there where more men on here I think its just not balanced enough. "Cliueqy?" Someone's jealous and can't spell!!! ♪♪♪ WE'RE fucked up but YOU'RE whining about cliques. Mkay.
Like fucking high school, "Im team so and so, oh you dont like what we have to say? you are so mean"...yawn Got you pissed off, though, didn't it?
And dont tell me to not come here because obviously I will, although the posters are cliquey, childish, hypocrits and its not fun.I didn't see me tell you not to come here and neither did you. Bye!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:01am.
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Fuck you and all the other ones who cant take an opinion that is negative, I would do it, maybe I would do a better job maybe not. And I didnt know that Michael K had guest bloggers writing again, even so he had before and it was more funny.
I wasnt exactly rude to sweatas, like others who claimed she cant spell and other shit...why didnt you say nothing to those people?? hypocrit or is it cuz of the other rant we had weeks ago.
I hate how on this site everyone is so cliueqy and this team x bullshit. Seriously the people here are so fucked up. I wish there where more men on here I think its just not balanced enough.
Like fucking high school, "Im team so and so, oh you dont like what we have to say? you are so mean"...yawn
And dont tell me to not come here because obviously I will, although the posters are cliquey, childish, hypocrits and its not fun.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:55am.
Michael K please come back and ease up with letting others post, atleast choose someone who is as bitchy and creative as you.
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If you don't like it then why are you here, Allessandra? Sweetas and J. Harvey aren't MK and they're not trying to be but they're doing a good job in their own styles. Let me see YOU do it. Since you're not happy with their posts, why don't YOU go on vacation and come back when MK does and that way the rest of us don't have to see your belly aching.
TEAM SWEETAS AND J. HARVEY
On behalf of guest bloggers, I'm Ed McMahon.
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Michael K please come back and ease up with letting others post, atleast choose someone who is as bitchy and creative as you.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Her hair is one of her beat features imho. Honestly thought she took her extensions out & voila a new cut which is achually not new @ all. It looks exactly the same regardless of the length.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Jen had extensions for that movie she was in w/Mark Wahlberg ... Rock Star. That was eons ago. Her long hair after that was her own.
The truth is that her hair isn't youthful anymore ..it goes w/out saying that most women go a bit shorter once they realize this. I never remember seeing anyone's mother (including my own) sporting long hair after the age of 50. They all had the same short pixie style hair do or atleast something just below the neckline. There was none of this "50 is the new 40" shit.
This is why I constantly say that Jolie needs to trim hers up too. It just hangs, is thin and has no body to it. That's when it's time to cut. If Demi Moore didnt have extensions - she'd look a mess.
Eh, whatever.
Every time this fool cuts a few inches off, everybody freaks out and says she "changed her hair." It looks almost EXACTLY THE SAME. This is hardly worth noticing.
I'd love to see her chop it all off Sharon Stone style. That would be something worth writing a blog entry about.
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Am I the only one who didn't understand a word of this post? Ugh, time for bed I guess.
courtney and skeletina are similar
What's that expression, Your enemy is my friend? You might find yourself allied with Courtney Stodden or Paris Hilton or Kim K.
team anti jolie forever!
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 1:01am.
This is just embarrassing. The writing skills are at about a sixth grade level here. A sixth grader with a solid C- in English.
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I know, I say that about E!Online all the time; glad to have someone finally agreeing with me.
Team anti Jolie?
team aniston
who gives a fuck about anything that happens in the life of this untalented, unattractive, self-absorbed, desperately lonely (yes, still), man-chinned, attention-starved, middle-aged skank?!?
This is just embarrassing. The writing skills are at about a sixth grade level here. A sixth grader with a solid C- in English.
She should dye it black with Justin's boot polish and chop it up with dull scissors, and then disappear for 15 years.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
I can think of about 25 other celeb women who need to cut their shitty ends off too. After a certain length, long hair looks crappy.
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I thought that was Heather Locklear....
she cut her hair cuz one of her cats got mad at her and attacked her.
jen was messing with the wrong pussay.
Submitted by mastixa on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:08pm.
I swear to God, Jennifer Hudson has taken this weight loss to another level, landed on Lameville and gave birth to Corny. I just can't with this bitch.
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OT: DianaDeath you beat me to the punch. She's had the same fucking hair for 20 years!
I see absolutely NO difference SINCE 1993!!! I DIE a little bit inside every time MK (or his minions) post Jen's boring-ass boring hair.
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My hair is coming out by the handfuls.
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why does 4th meal only last until 2am
Real shit.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 10:13pm.
drink instead to important stuff like world peace and the impending end of the over-rated Kartrashian's 15 minutes of fame!
*clinks wine glasses with Caps*
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♥ CSG, as always, you are correct. *glass clinks* It's almost midnight here and my pondering butt will take your advice and drift away to slumberland. TEAM SLEEPIES SHUTTING DOWN OVERTHINKING, lol
Much love to you CSG. Hope you have a safe and healthy new year. Everyone, have a safe and healthy new year. 2012, RIDE OR DIE!! loll and stuff {{hugs all}} gnite/gmorn
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This story makes way more sense when the rest of Jen's quote is included. I can't remember where I read this story, originally, but I know that she goes on to say that her hair is broken because of her hair extensions. That is why she says her hair looks "unnatural." I found her willingness to talk about "extensions" awesome, as so few celebrities admit to any boosts to their "looks."
This story makes way more sense when the rest of Jen's quote is included. I can't remember where I read this story, originally, but I know that she goes on to say that her hair is broken because of her hair extensions. That is why she says her hair looks "unnatural." I found her willingness to talk about "extensions" awesome, as so few celebrities admit to any boosts to their "looks."
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:55pm.
I'm lost as to what this post is about. AM i reading, philosophically, into these posts too much?? For real, is this post really about JAniston's thinning hair? I read something, also, about temperature and family hate. Did one of my family members sell my holiday visit to the Star??? So much confusion. *pops in LOTR ROTKing; keeps the holiday break of non-stop vino/film-viewing rolling*
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Cappy - let's not read too much into it - it's a story about a celebrity's haircut. Let's drink instead to important stuff like world peace and the impending end of the over-rated Kartrashian's 15 minutes of fame!
*clinks wine glasses with Caps*
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I'm lost as to what this post is about. AM i reading, philosophically, into these posts too much?? For real, is this post really about JAniston's thinning hair? I read something, also, about temperature and family hate. Did one of my family members sell my holiday visit to the Star??? So much confusion. *pops in LOTR ROTKing; keeps the holiday break of non-stop vino/film-viewing rolling*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Her dad's chin is really square, big.
But Jen's chin is more rubbery-looking like the Joker's. ALmost like a duck bill.
The hair: that was the bob made famous by Lee Grant in Shampoo, except Jen's is more jaggy.
Personally, I'm so sick of raggedity looking hair. Why even bother. Just roll out of bed with greasy, stringy hair. Save yourself a couple hunred bucks.
Otherwise, yeah. Who gives a shit.
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Primo does nothing for me.
She cut her hair a long time ago. I remember reading about it and seeing her new 'do about 4 months ago. Then all of a sudden it was long again. I figured she was wearing extensions which probably explains why her hair is thinning. The coupling on extensions are known to cut through your real hair. . . as if any of us care.
MAH HAIR-UH is page two, along with "I need a pedi" and "should I keep my thermostat on 75 or 76". Sorry Jen.
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LOL Sweetas, I wish I had your worry-free life! I lay awake at 2 am worrying about such important issues as "How long can I go without shaving the lady-triangle before I cause serious injury?" and "Is using Monistat 7 as an emergency diet aid (it reduces the appearance of bloat) super-wrong?".
Sigh, I'll bet JMan is sound asleep at 2 am.
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Maybe she just wanted to change things up.
Seriously. Every once in a while it's good to make a change. Jeez. It doesn't always have to mean something.
And her hair doesn't look like it's thinning. At ALL. Her hair is so THICK it looks fake! As someone whose hair really IS getting thin, I'd love to have her hair.
75?! Fucking 1%.
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What kind of fuckery is this?