Hair Care, Or Hair Nobody Curr

December 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Why did Jen An cut her hair??? I know you have been laying awake at night pondering this with the other questions of the world, such as why are we here, why does 4th meal only last until 2am, why does my family hate me?  and other such important stuff.

So, to answer this one…E!online says it’s because DUN DUN DUN “her hair was thinning and starting to look fake”! Now at least you can sleep, although that silly shit like “why does my dog hate me” and “what am I supposed to do with my life” may still stick around for a minute. At least the important questions of the universe are answered.

I actually like Jen An, though I’m not sure why.  And I’m less sure about the idea that this is somehow news.  I guess we can all change our lives now though??  Okay, seriously it’s just drama dressed as NEWS so keep on keeping on with your Ramen noodles and your mortgage and all that un-important jazz.  But keep it up in your pj’s and house shoes, like I’m gonna do.  MAH HAIR-UH is page two, along with “I need a pedi” and “should I keep my thermostat on 75 or 76”.  Sorry Jen.

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