Where’s The Peen?

December 26, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s the first pic from the upcoming male stripper epic Magic Mike. This is lame, Steven Soderbergh. The only person missing a shirt is that stoned guy. This better just be the start of something filthy. If David Fincher can do THAT to Rooney Mara in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (omg, rape scene), you can slap multiple dicks in our faces.

We’re going to need realism. There better be some scenes of these dicks go-going down at the gay bar for extra scratch, and letting the occasional ‘mo blow them for drugs. I’m gonna need some buttcheeks in American flag thongs, and guys who can suck their own dick to scare the bachelorette parties before this shit gets signed off on. There better be dudes debating calf implants and shaving each other’s assholes.

This is supposedly Channing Tatum’s life story, by the way. I’m also signing on for this because I want to fuck him. Yeah, he looks like he’s carved from Mortadella and has a permanent herp derp to his mug but I still want to slap it around some. Don’t look at me like that.

Tags: Channing Tatum, Steven Soderbergh

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