Bitch Got Sued: The Lady CaCa Edition
There are a million things Lady Copy Paste should be sued for including (but not limited to) copyright infringement, grand theft thievery, illegally cloning Madge's career, creating a hybrid strain of yeast infection and salmonella (yeastonella?) and viciously decapitating an entire tribe of Kermits, but one of her former assistants has chosen to sue her Mermaid Touring Company for being forced to do the job she was hired to do without getting paid overtime.
The Hollywood Reporter says that Jennifer O'Neill was overworked by CaCa and slaved away doing all sorts of fucked up shit during 13 months of the Monster Ball World Tour. The fucked up shit Jennifer was forced to do did not including breaking into Grace Jones' house to Xerox copy her entire wardrobe. Jennifer wasn't even asked to ice CaCa's tuck or steal an outfit for her off of a sailor nun's back (see pics of CaCa at JFK below). Jennifer claims in her lawsuit that she had to act as CaCa's personal alarm clock to keep her on schedule and once had to hand her naked ass a towel when she came out of the shower. Yes, Slave Master CaCa forced Jennifer to do regular personal assistant shit. CaCa is a regular old Mister. Although, if I had to hand CaCa's naked carcass a towel, I'd probably slip face first and fall on my tortured eyeballs to stop them from burning.
But the biggest complaint in Jennifer's lawsuit is that she was never paid overtime. Jennifer was paid $75,000 for the tour, but she says she's owed more than $380,000 for 7,168 hours of unpaid overtime. When I try to do the math in my head, my brain curls into a fetal position and I automatically want to doodle pictures of peens on a Pee Chee folder just like I did in junior high math class. So I had to do the math on a calculator and if Jennifer is telling the truth, then she worked around 138 hours of overtime in one week. That means the bitch barely closed her eyes to slip into a sleep and her veins must naturally pump out meth if she was able to go on that long without sleeping. It does make sense, though. You try sleeping while CaCa's loudly chanting to the Illuminati demon lords in the next room.
The court has heard all the facts and we hereby declare that CaCa is GUILTY! Take away her copy paste function and string the bitch up!
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I'd like more shots of the hot bodyguard in the background. The man is kind of a stud!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 4:29am.
TRANSLATION: "The confidentiality agreement is airtight.My "tell-all" is fucked.I gotta figure out another way to shake the ho down."
HAHAHA! LG should subtract all expenses, flight, hotel, everything that she paid this ungrateful ho. This Jennifer person is an idiot if she thinks anyone in the entertainment industry would give her work now,
Bitch should have done her math before she filed the suit. 7168 hours is the equivalent of 298 days (and a few hours). She worked an extra 298 DAYS of overtime, 24 hours a day? I doubt it.
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lmao at "Take away her copy paste function and string the bitch up!"
Actually, the case sounds bogus. Anyone in a salaried position knows you just do whatever it takes to get the job done, in my experience anyway.
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WinterOwl:
Exactly. People think Lady Gaga is annoying? Try some of these Bible-thumpers I know who intentionally are mean to people who never did anything to them.. simply because they know that person is transgender, like my bro. Lady Gaga's praying would probably annoy me to some extent.. but I'm mature enough to know it could be a lot worse, lol. Or her neediness or whatever it is her ego needs at 3 a.m. At the end of the day, Gaga would probably be nicer to "different" people than your common country, "Christian" folk.
Looks like her lemons are heading south faster than a libertarian at a new york times editorial meeting.
(Trying for something fresh...)
Andrei, I like Gaga's music too. Her persona I find annoying though.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Can I replace her then? Her job doesn't sound too hard. The salary sounds good, you travel AND you get to see all the behind-the-scenes shit? Please don't complain. There are people who bust their asses working physically demanding jobs and making so much less than that a year.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Caca has the most unfortunate boobs I've ever seen. I'm flat as a pancake, but I wouldn't trade her.
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I don't know what it'd be like to work for Gaga. But I know that 75k to hand over a towel to a naked chick isn't as bad as what I do. I DO like my sleep... so I might be grumpy and what not... but at least it'd be more entertaining than the same boring routine I do and get only 15 min lunch breaks for.
I'm not really defending Gaga, exactly (though I do enjoy her music). I just think that I'd be really happy with 75k and buy myself a fucking Corvette or something.
$75K is plenty. Her personal assistant work keeps her busy, but it isn't hard.
Spaz de la Whoreta
Let's do this again.
One year equals 365 DAYS. Add another 31 days for the 13th month and that gives you 396 days. 396 days X 24 hours per day and you get 9504 hours TOTAL for the entire 13 months. Take out the 7168 hours of overtime this cracked out ho says she worked and you have 2336 hours left over for the entire 13 months. That averages 5.89 hours per day for this delusional bitch to have worked, shit, shaved, and smoked whatever fucked up shit is under her kitchen sink to think her math is anywhere NEAR close.
This liquid plumber crack ho is suing for 380K in overtime. Take that 380K and divide it by the 7168 hours she whoretastically says she worked overtime. Where my math was off was in the overtime amount. The hourly rate would be $53.01 for the overtime.
Nicholeoleoleo Brings up an EXCELLENT point. This dumb bitch was already paid 75K to be a personal assistant. Personal Assistant in Hollywood terms means she is lucky Gaga didn't make her wipe her ass. Salaried is a pretty good assumption so overtime wouldn't apply.
It pisses me off when a ho claims her life is so AWWWFUUULLLLLL while traveling the world with LG and she had to work so HAAAARRRRDDD being a beck-and-call slut. The very same beck-and-call slut that APPLIED for the job that not ONLY paid the dumb bitch 75K but also paid for her travel, her per diem, and probably more benefits most of us will ever see in a day. Like LG or not this type of shit should NOT be allowed! And what dumb fuckstick of an attorney is advising her? Is it her plumber-crack supplying pimp?? Oy. This shit is fucked!
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 1:50pm.
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You're math's good. From what it sounds like the assistant was paid $75,000 flat, meaning that she was probably a salaried employee. If she were salaried that would make her an exempt employee, meaning that she couldn't collect overtime or hourly wages. She gets to travel the world, do mindless tasks and gets paid more than the US average (which is around $45k I believe), but bitch has the nerve to ask for more.
Meanwhile, I went to school for 5 years, earned two degrees simultaneously, I'm confined to a 16 square foot cubicle, and just barely make $45k between two jobs. Shit like that drives me fucking nuts.
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Why the constant comparisons to Madge and Grace Jones when the most obvious entertainer she ripped off was Dale Bozzio of the Missing Persons???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxyiY-g4-8I
fuck the math , who could tolerate this fake ass monster mama for more than a few minutes? And bitch always looks a hot mess. Rupaul would never give a pass to this fakery of femaleness.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
She will probably get an out of court settlement. I am way too tired to do the math.
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Submitted by fire on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 12:38pm.
Yeah...let's do the math on this shall we? 138 hours of overtime in ONE week? Well 24 hours in a day X 7 days in a week = 168 hours. IF the assistant worked a 40 hour work week and 138 hours overtime then we are so totally fucked because the rest of us are keeping the WRONG TIME.
Let us continue. The lawsuit claims this bitch worked 7,168 hours of overtime in 13 months. Being the generous bitch that I am let's assume the 13th month had 31 days. That is 396 days X 24 hours in a day =9504 hours. That only leaves this trick 2336 hours in 13 months to work FULL time AND sleep. IF we were to believe this ho shit that means this bitch only had 5.8 hours per day to work, sleep, and whatnot.
So let me continue this mind twisting math- IF we were to assume this bitch worked a NORMAL work week to receive overtime and assuming she had 2 days off per week THE MATH DOESN'T ADD UP.
I just want to know this- what is that trick smoking and where do the rest of get some? Obviously the shit makes you superhuman and able to work more hours in a year than there are hours in that year. NOT TO MENTION- the bitch is claiming (math again- $380K/7168hours=$2120 per hour) she is WORTH $2120.00 per hour. For $2120 PER HOUR she is bitching about being a human alarm clock and a slut towel getter? PUHLEASE.
Again what is she smoking and where do I get some???
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Your math is a bit off.
She is claiming 7168 overtime hours over 13 months; there are 52 weeks in a year, and add 4 weeks for the extra month, and you get 56 weeks. 7168/56=128 hours per week OT. She's obviously claiming she should have been paid 24/7, since 24X7=168 total hours in a week (168 minus 40 regular work hours in a week leaves 128 hours).
Her hourly rate is apparently somewhere in the $33.50 area. $33.50 x40 hours per week X 56 weeks = $75,040, which is close to what she says she was paid. OT usually means time and a half, so $33.50 X 1.5 = $50.25 overtime rate X 7168 hours = $360,192.
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I had the same reaction to the math part. I think it sounds like a lot but who can figure it out really. 7x24 = 168 hours in a week, and any more than 40 is overtime, so you could potentially work 128 hours a week overtime if your never stopped to sleep.
I think what happened is either:
A.the assistant was having a really good time being important and now it's over so they want some money.
B. The assistant has graduated to a new level and she is now actually being paid to sue Lady Gaga so that Lady Gaga news will be in the news and it seems like it's important and reaches the people that don't know who Alexander McQueen was.
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Yeah...let's do the math on this shall we? 138 hours of overtime in ONE week? Well 24 hours in a day X 7 days in a week = 168 hours. IF the assistant worked a 40 hour work week and 138 hours overtime then we are so totally fucked because the rest of us are keeping the WRONG TIME.
Let us continue. The lawsuit claims this bitch worked 7,168 hours of overtime in 13 months. Being the generous bitch that I am let's assume the 13th month had 31 days. That is 396 days X 24 hours in a day =9504 hours. That only leaves this trick 2336 hours in 13 months to work FULL time AND sleep. IF we were to believe this ho shit that means this bitch only had 5.8 hours per day to work, sleep, and whatnot.
So let me continue this mind twisting math- IF we were to assume this bitch worked a NORMAL work week to receive overtime and assuming she had 2 days off per week THE MATH DOESN'T ADD UP.
I just want to know this- what is that trick smoking and where do the rest of get some? Obviously the shit makes you superhuman and able to work more hours in a year than there are hours in that year. NOT TO MENTION- the bitch is claiming (math again- $380K/7168hours=$2120 per hour) she is WORTH $2120.00 per hour. For $2120 PER HOUR she is bitching about being a human alarm clock and a slut towel getter? PUHLEASE.
Again what is she smoking and where do I get some???
I would love to trip her...
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Why are her fun-bags so saggy for someone her age?
ew.
Bitch and that outfit have ruined Sailor Moon for life for me.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
As much as I'd love to see Gaga get sued, this sounds bogus. Not surprised to hear that she's a total egotistical bitch, but really...did this chick expect anything else, being hired as a PA of one of the biggest stars in the world? and if the working conditions were so intolerable, why didn't she quit immediately, instead of waiting 13 months?
Hexe made a good point; it's really hard to believe that Gaga's team would classify her PA as an hourly employee...isn't that the point of the whole "salaried" designation, so businesses can get out of paying overtime? As a salaried employee, I get a set amount per year, regardless of how many hours I work - and it's often more than 40 per week. I don't have to clock in and out, but no OT pay, either. This whole thing smacks of a Mariah Yeater PR stunt.
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best part of these photos is the expression on the body guard's face ...
Bet the PA wins. She's an employee and you have to pay O/T. Moreover, the employer, not the employee, has the burden of keeping accurate time records. The other stuff about what a cunt Gaga is is redundant but added just for PR leverage.
Whether she got a salary doesn't matter unless she was a management or professional employee, and she wasn't. Your employer's duties are based on where the employment originated, not where you're working. Her rights don't change when she travels from Georgia to Florida or the US to France.
As far as her bad math, that's just a detail. The burden's on the employer to disprove her math, not the other way round.
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I hope that the judge grants her the suite (?) just because I can't stand LCP- even though I know it won't happen.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
The first time I heard about Lady Gaga, I watched the Paparazzi video. My initial thought- "Gee, I hope she is cutting Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson) a royalty check."
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
Hate to break it to poor overworked Jenn McNeill but there's only 168 hours in a week. If she worked 7, 168 hours of unpaid overtime in a 13 month period(in addition to the standard 8 hour day/40 hour work week) she was actually working about ten extra hours per week than can actually exist. FAIL.
Next time Jenn, spring for a lawyer that knows simple arithmatic.
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Hekki, as a nanny/personal asst for many, many years- I have never wanted to work for a celeb. too much travel, and your life is not your own. Fuck that. I'd rather make half the money, and have freedom.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
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Yeah, what PSL said.
Being a personal assistant doesn't sound good to me. There are definite perks, but they don't make up for being on call 24/7 and being an emotional punching bag for some celeb.
The gig you want is executive assistant at some prestigious financial institution! You get an HR department to complain to, they're regulated up the wazoo and you get sweet benefits.
First of all, no one can FORCE you to work. You are always free to walk away, unless you are in shackles. If things are as dire as Ms. O'Neill alleges, she could have quit.
I have also learned the hard way that if you take what they dish out, they'll pile more on. By continuing to work crazy hours, she was consenting to it!
Also, I doubt Lady Caca was the one giving her direct orders. I imagine an enterprise such as GaGa has a chief of staff, and THAT is who is really responsible for delegating responsibility. I doubt GaGa was sitting around, dreaming up shit for this poor, wretched victim to do.
what does she think Personal assistant means? Paid 75,000 for a few months sounds good- and as someone else said, I am sure she was hired as a salaried employee.
It's not like Gaga asked her to taste her food for her, even if asst was allergic, or clean toilets, or wipe Gaga's ass.
If you are going to be a P.A. for a celeb, you have to expect it to be a high maintenance job. This girl is a dumbass.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
-Sting
Yeah, nice try, Norma Rae, but I'm betting you were hired on as a salaried employee, not at an hourly wage. And I'm fairly sure that the job you were hired to do doesn't fall under the Fair Labor Standards Act, either. Plus, US labor laws don't apply outside of the US anyway, dumbass. Cash-out FAIL!
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Thousands of people would do exactly what she did, for minimum wage. She should be grateful for a $75,000 job doing something many would consider a dream opportunity.
as much as i hate her this doesnt add up..anyone that can do basic math on a calculator can see that. A "13 month" period would be approximately 9480 hours. A regular 40 hours a week of work would in that period would equal 2240 hours. Subtract the 2240 from the 9480 and you get 7240 hours. This lady claims to have worked 7168 hours of overtime, which means she would have averaged 0.182 hours of sleep per night.
This bitch has really unfortunate titties. And she's really young too...
Why do I hate-her so much??? Anyone else really truly hate her smugfug face? I don't even hate anyone I've actually personally known as much as I hate LC&P! Arggghh
TRANSLATION: "The confidentiality agreement is airtight.My "tell-all" is fucked.I gotta figure out another way to shake the ho down."
GUILTY!
Put this trick UNDER the jail cell!
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