Simon Cowell’s Succulent Fur Tit Pies Wish You A Very Merry Christmas

December 25, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

You hiding out in the back of your closet while eating ham wrapped around broken pieces of candy cane to keep the dealing-with-your-family-induced drunk barfs down is a holiday tradition and so is me posting pictures of Simon Cowell’s luscious German Shepherd tits. Every Christmas, Ryan Gaycrest’s main homegirl goes over to Barbados to feed the stray island dogs with the 100% whole leche that shoots out of his nipples holes when he flexes his dough ball chichis.

Don’t you just want to get naked and roll all around Simon’s fluffy rug breasts, or do whatever the hell you do on a bearskin rug? I was about to say, don’t you want you to titty fuck Simon, but how are you going to explain those rug burns on your genitals to your free clinic technician?

It really wouldn’t be the holidays without a visit from Simon’s double calzones of furry fun. And with that, I wish all of your asses a Merry Christmas. Or as they say in Italy, Buon Natale! Or as I say when I butcher that shit, Bone Natalie!

Tags: Panty Creamer of the Day, Simon Cowell

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