Sunday, December 25th 2011

Birthday Sluts

Annie Lennox (57)
Perdita Weeks (26)
The Veronicas (27)
Armin van Buuren (35)
Dido (40)
Helena Christensen (43)
Alannah Myles (53)
Shane MacGowan (54)
CCH Pounder (59)
Karl Rove (61)
Sissy Spacek (62)
Barbara Mandrell (63)
Twink Kaplan (63)
Jimmy Buffett (65)
Phil Spector (71)

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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 8:23am.

How interesting baby Jesus which is supposed to be good and light and Katl Rove who is evil to the core share a birthday....

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Submitted by mitzenmama on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 8:20am.

Shane McGowan and beautiful Annie Lennox - well then of course the 25th of December is special.

Happy Jeebus' birfday DListed sluts! Ho, ho, ho!

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 8:18am.

Happy Birthday to all of you lucky hos who get double amount of presents today and happy Winter's Solstice and Sol Invictus to all of you pagan sluts!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 8:09am.

HB to CCH Pounder.

Merry Christmas to my fellow Dlisters.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:57am.

Happy Birthday Jesus (2011) and Shane MacGowan. Who would have thought either would have made it this long?

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:34am.

I had no idea Jesus and the devil, Karl Rove, shared a birthday!

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Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:26am.

You missed Jebus, MK - celebrating the big 2044 (give or take).

Merry Christmas to all my fellow D-listers (regardless of religious affiliation or lack thereof)

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:26am.

Merry Christmas to all the Dlisters! Thank you all for making me laugh throughout the year.

It's my birfday today. Imma be a bum all day and lie around and eat.

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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:22am.

Happy Birthday to "Crazy Carrie" Sissy Spacek!

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Submitted by tojo on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:19am.

Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 8:11am.
happy hanukkah. ima sober cause im working

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:17am.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 8:37am.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE

.... and let me join the cheerful chorus that carols "die karl rove, die" ... and may he choke to death on a large slice of uranium cake sprinkled with the parts left from the rigged diebold vm's.
-and feed the leftovers to phil spector.

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Just for this comment, I will...

*pulls Meaty under mistletoe and gives him a Christmas kiss*

Happy Christmas, Dlisted Horz.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:07am.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE

.... and let me join the cheerful chorus that carols "die karl rove, die" ... and may he choke to death on a large slice of uranium cake sprinkled with the parts left from the rigged diebold vm's.
-and feed the leftovers to phil spector.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:59am.

Merry Christmas MK, and Dlisted commenters.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:49am.

Merry Christmas to one and all!
Sorry to anyone who has a birthday today lmao ;)

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Submitted by Haribo on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:44am.

merry xmas people!!!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:41am.

happy hanukkah. ima sober cause im working

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:32am.

What a spectacular group of sluts! Love 'em all except the completely rotten duo of Karl Rove and Phil Spector. They get coal.

Merry Xmas, horzzzzzz!

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Submitted by elegantlady on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:19am.

Happy Birthday Jesus!
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:18am.

Excellent mike! Joy to the world indeed :)

Another thing towards the birthday folks, here's hoping you have enlightened people in your life who don't pull the "this is your Christmas gift AND your birthday gift" (as they hand over one gift)

Unless it's a big screen tv, that would piss me off.

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Submitted by elegantlady on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:17am.

Happy BDay to Annie Lennox. I still love the cover cd Medusa & just about everything that you do. Talented, beautiful and humble.

LOL, Phil Spector...how's prison?

Mike, glad the hangover is mild. That means a little hair of the dog and tonight goes off without a hitch!

Merry Christmas to all DListers! I'm off to work.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:11am.

Merry Christmas, folks! I'm only mildly hung-over -- it's a Christmas miracle!

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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 6:10am.

What a great day for talent (musical and otherwise)
HB to those.
Phil Spector, how does it feel to be alive today? Huh? HUH?

Merry Christmas everyone!

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:38am.

Happy Birthday to the amazing Annie Lennox. She is a true original. They had a great exhibit on her at the Victoria and Albert museum.
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:35am.

HB Sissy, CCH, Annie, and whoever the hell Twink Kaplan is just for the awesome first name.

Karl Rove, unhappy birthday and please fucking die ASAP you evil pig, thx.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:34am.

HB to these sluts, especially Sissy Spacek. Love her!

Karl Rove can die NOW!

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:24am.

Oooh, how could I not have seen Shane McGowan?

He's a fucking genius.

As is my twitter crush. (it's not Shane though).

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:24am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:20am.

HB to the very talented and original Annie Lennox and to Armin van Buuren, for being Dutch & for nearly sharing a last name with me (a bit of chauvinism never killed anyone).

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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 5:10am.

Ooooh, Shane MacGowan! Merry Birthday, you toothless piss artist.

Best Xmas song ever...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 4:45am.

I didn't know Annie Lennox was born on Christmas. HB to her.

And fuck Karl Rove. Why the fuck is he even on this list?

Merry Christmas to all the Dlisted horz, even the ones who can't stand me.

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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 4:24am.

HB Annie Lennox, Barbara Mandrel & Alannah Myles. "Black Velvet" is going to be stuck in my head all day.

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Submitted by cokeysniffy on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 4:19am.

Remember when singers could actually sing, like Annie Lennox? HB you hot thing!

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Submitted by tojo on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 3:21am.

Happy Birthday Annie!

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