Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Shelley Duvall – Like a real life Precious Moments figure, Shelley’s big eyes and fawn-in-need-of-a-cheeseburger physique first captured America’s heart in early Robert Altman films like Brewster McCloud and Nashville. But this bitch hit the big time when she played Jack Nicholson’s put upon wife, Wendy, in The Shining. During the two hours where Shelley spent running around, screaming, trying to act with a knife, not washing her hair and generally talking to that Danny kid like he was slow, America truly fell in love.

Thanks to Shelley, children of the 80s were given the gift of Faerie Tale Theatre, where stars of the day acted out storybook fables amidst a production budget cheaper than most community theater productions of CATS. Shelley herself played the beautiful Rapunzel (obviously) and also that hay weaving bitch from Rumpelstiltskin, where she acted against Herve Villechaize and also a rabbit.

Today, Shelley lives in Blanco, TX where residents say she claims her backyard is a portal to another dimension, and aliens have taken over her body.

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