Saturday, December 24th 2011

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Shelley Duvall - Like a real life Precious Moments figure, Shelley's big eyes and fawn-in-need-of-a-cheeseburger physique first captured America's heart in early Robert Altman films like Brewster McCloud and Nashville. But this bitch hit the big time when she played Jack Nicholson's put upon wife, Wendy, in The Shining. During the two hours where Shelley spent running around, screaming, trying to act with a knife, not washing her hair and generally talking to that Danny kid like he was slow, America truly fell in love.

Thanks to Shelley, children of the 80s were given the gift of Faerie Tale Theatre, where stars of the day acted out storybook fables amidst a production budget cheaper than most community theater productions of CATS. Shelley herself played the beautiful Rapunzel (obviously) and also that hay weaving bitch from Rumpelstiltskin, where she acted against Herve Villechaize and also a rabbit.

Today, Shelley lives in Blanco, TX where residents say she claims her backyard is a portal to another dimension, and aliens have taken over her body.

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HellaciousB's picture

I'm not sure if I'm more afraid of her teeth or your writing. MK, get your ass to confession and then get your ass home STAT. I can't take anymore of this crap.

Mrs.RopersRomper's picture

Hey moonmaid, I'm a new member here & don't know quite know the ropes yet. Any way of messaging here?

moonmaid's picture

Funny how many famous people end up in the Texas hill country. It's pretty nice around here and people don't make a big deal about celebrities.

Mrs.RopersRomper's picture

I have the pleasure of living about 15 mins. away from her in a little amazing Texas Hill Country town near Austin. Love her so much. 'Annie Hall', 'The Shining', & episodes of 'Faerie Tale Theatre' will always be favorites of mine! Annie Hall to me: Shelley Duvall + PAUL SIMON in an acting role that's not 'The Muppet Show' (which is also the shit)= absolute perfection.

Doll-Parts's picture

HOLY SHOULDER pads @ 0:08-0:10!!!

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HOLY SHOULDER pads @ 0:08-0:10!!!

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Cake666's picture

Ha! I remember that show! *feels old*

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pixxxie's picture

I flipping love shelley. She has played the perfect parts in sooo many movies. I loved her in popeye with robin williams lol..

pixxxie's picture

I flipping love shelley. She has played the perfect parts in sooo many movies. I loved her in popeye with robin williams lol..

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Thought MK wrote this! *snort* *waves to lahoma*

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It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

SqueazyCheeze's picture

Recent interview:
http://www.mondo-video.com/hello-im-shelley-duvall
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lovelylaney's picture

LOVED Faere Tale Theater! Even though I in my early teens when it was on, it was a great show. Check out the Jeff Goldblum with a few other famous faces in the Three Little Pigs :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqxvWAOa7dM

tee-hee

Mama Bear's picture

I love actresses from Planet Crazy. She should do a movie with Anne Heche and Margot Kidder.

She lives in Blanco? How strange. I wonder how she ended up there, of all places. (On my one trip ever to Blanco, I got eaten alive by chiggers)
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WWJDFAKB's picture

I have a soft spot for Shelly too, it's a shame that she's probably too mentally unstable to have a comeback.

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Gardening Girl's picture

I love Faerie Tale Theater! I wish Shelley the best and I hope she gets "well" soon.

Dog's picture

Duvall in The Shining:

Dressed like Holly Hobby playing Raggedy Ann on crack

Buck teeth that would make a beaver envious.

Acting skill so bad, she made Heidi Montag's "performance" look like Hall of Fame material.

Ugly as fucking sin.

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Lahomo please show us your butt cheeks and anus

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Jintess's picture

Great choice Lahoma!
I was actually rooting for Jack to get into that bathroom. Her hysteria was just a bit...much.

TheKate's picture

My favorite FTT was with Liza Minnelli and Tom Conti doing the Princess and the Pea. At 5 years old, I thought that was what all princes should look like. I didn't know about red hair back then. O.o

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Submitted by Datura on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 9:50am.

I loved her as the Rolling Stone reporter in Annie Hall. I doubt an actress who looks like her could even hope to be famous now, and that's a shame.

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Agreed. They don't let real people on TV anymore, except to make fun of them.

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I still have nostalgic fondness for the FTT. The depiction of the 7 dwarfs is way better than I've seen in any other movie.

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Datura's picture

I loved her as the Rolling Stone reporter in Annie Hall. I doubt an actress who looks like her could even hope to be famous now, and that's a shame.

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Twat Muffin's picture

Gotta love her for being in "The Shining," one of my favorite movies of all time. I saw a documentary about the making of the movie, and supposedly Kubrick was a real bastard to her. I'm not going to hate on Kubrick, though, the guy was a fucking genius.

Hekki's picture

Awww, poor Shelley. She seems to be mentally ill and that makes me sad. I have an enormous soft spot for her. She always seemed like an awfully nice person.

Mike, I can't believe you referenced "Three Women". That movie was so damn creepy!

Skinnymalinky's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRUa_E1CugU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
To me this will always be my favorite Shelley Duvall moment.

Hellraiser's picture

I always wondered about her casting in The Shining. The wife of Jack Torrance in King's novel was supposed to be blonde, attractive, and strong. Whatever. I loved that Kubrick put Shelley in overall dresses and that bright ass 70s tomato red. Her appearance alone upped the creep factor.

Btw, Hello Lahoma, friend of MK!

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TrashyWilma's picture

Found "Faerie Tale Theater" episodes on YouTube abd sometimes I watch them while waiting for the sleeping pills to kick in. It's a very gentle program, audial and visual Xanax. There's nothing like it today, where everything is so fucking loud.

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mike's picture

See her in Robert Altman's Three Women. A great movie that will "stay with you" (those paintings!). Shelley plays quite possibly one of the most annoying people you will ever see.

islandgirl's picture

Hmmm. Do you think she's Shelley Duvall?

Migraineuse's picture

She'll always be Olive Oyl to me.

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