Birthday Sluts

Look at my photo! I met Ricky when he was 17 and I was 13. Menudo had the 8 hotel rooms next to my family at the Ramada (now the Holiday Inn midtown) in NYC. They were all so sweet. No joking, I don't care what anyone says, he's a good guy that does wonderful charity work. Plus he's got to be the most gorgeous gay man on the face of the earth.

I have to laugh to keep from crying.

RIcky Martin is a fortunate gay homosexual!

Didn't know Ricky was also a Capricorn. Happy belated b-day!

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

Geez, what a drag to be born on Christmas Eve day or Christmas. A birthday totally wasted - blended in to the general holiday malaise. Too bad for you guys.
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Happy Birthday to all and F*ck You to Ryan Shitfest and Stephanie 'I can't write for shit' Meyer.

I'm shaking my bon bon right now!

y'all forgot Jordin Sparks.

He used to be so hot. *sigh*

HB to Mary Higgins Clark. Awesome books that don't need sex or violence or bad language to be entertaining.

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www.modestneeds.org

HB Anil Kapoor-delightfully smarmy and villainous in Slumdog Millionaire. After that, it is hard to see him as a romantic lead in his Bollywood films.

And HB to Ricky Martin. You is purdy and you sings purdy.

HB Ricky! You provided the soundtrack to my late 90's Miami days ....

HB to the pure sex that is Mekhi Phifer. mmmmm...

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

Seacrest & Meyer can kiss me where the Lord split me...unhappy BDay. Bad animals.

HB Day to the rest of the sluts that I know nothing of save for MHC. That chick could write a book.

TexnDoc, put it in your gas tank. It's $5 you didn't have before.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

someone exciting needs to get themselves born on this date ... would be so easy to dominate the HSOTD competition for decades to come.

Ricky's fashion antics this year have JUST been explained to me. Happy 40th, old queen!

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HB Mary Higgins Clark.

HB Mekhi Phifer. You ruined ER for me (although it jumped the ship after Dr. Green/Anthony Edwards' character died IMO). But just when Dr. Pratt started to grow on me you died too, bitch. Hope you are still looking good and acting like an a-hole IRL.

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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."

a list of lameness.
sorry ricky, i already gave your hb to william hung, cuz he bang, he bang.
yep, seacrest can go fall into a vat of bubbling acid for the maggot infested shit he shleps.
lol, texdoc -that cheap bastard just might be you, ungrateful too as that $5 is $5 more than you had, son.
cheer up and go spend that cash on an assho-ho-hole.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Damn you, Ryan Seacrest and Stephanie Meyer!

Hmmm, so Seacrest and Stephenie Meyer have the same birthday. Fitting, since both their creations (Kardashians, Twilight) serve to influence young girls into becoming annoying and insufferable.

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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

HB to Ricky & Mekhi.

HB to Ricky.
Arrived at the airport for my journey and in the parking lot found a gift card lying on the ground, the scratch strip on the back not yet removed. So I get the number and PIN and while in line call the 1-800
Number to see if I have a 500 dollar or 1000 dollar shopping spree. 5 measly bucks. Some people are such cheap bastards.

Ricky Martin seems like a decent guy and a good dad but otherwise, agreed. Oh and Merry Fucking Christmas! :D

Mmm, don't care about any of these sluts, but Merry Fucking Christmas anyway, horz!

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