The Photoshop Awards: Madge's Truth Or Dare Perfume Ad
Because the high-pitched fear screams from her boy toy lying in the crib cage next to her bed keeps her up at night, the only way Madge can slip into a sleep coma is if she rests her head on a silk pillow case with a picture of what she loves most on it: HERSELF! That must have been the inspiration for her perfume ad, because bitch looks like she's taking a nap on herself. (Or maybe my eyes are telling me that it looks like she's yanking her own pussy skin. I don't know.) The picture for this mess of an ad was taken from a spread she did for Interview Magazine last year, but Photoshop still bled to touch it up. Aren't there anti-Photoshop laws now? Shouldn't this ad look more like this:
You know, like her Super Bowl ad. Since Madge named her stank water after Truth or Dare, she could've at least used the best part from that movie in her ad:
via E! Online
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Come on! You're being a little too tough here, I don't see anything wrong with this ad? Really... You can't just argue that there two images of Madonna, it's her perfume, she can make the ad look however she likes. I personally prefer the fantasy perfumes but I'd be curious to see what Madonna came up with this time too.
bitch your 30 years too late w/ this shit
girate back to hell
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In the immortal words of that Chrissie bitch, "Leave Madonna alone!!!!".
Why is this crow trying now? Can someone explain it to me?
LOL
That zombie crawling is classic!
The last time Vadge's face was that smooth, Lourdes was sucking from her fake titty balls!
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That zombie picture reminds me of Tom Cruise as Lestat dying in Interview with the Vampire.
I know.. I know... but I would so buy Lady Gaga perfume, haha.
Bitch has been run through more filters than Liz Taylor in that white diamonds commercial.
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Laugh the fk out loud at that ad-revision with the zombie crawling and reaching out with the fking perfume bottle off to the damn side! That shit is so funny to me. *dies laughing*
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:11pm.
I think if Vadge could, she would start a religion worshiping herself. No other religion can compete in her mind!
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Her eyes are closed, but open in the mirror image? Is this on purpose? It really bugs me, either way.
@bookwarm - that's the first thing I wondered too. she's a few decades late to the par fum party. But what the fuck. Some hos buy whatever's new.
They shoulda called it Narcissus.
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I ALWAYS wondered (back in the 80's/90's) why Madonna never brought out a perfume. Liz Taylor had HUGE success with her perfume range. Madonna would have killed that market back then. WHY, why, why has she waited so fucking long to do this? For a savvy business woman she sure missed the boat (back then) on making serious money.
All she would of had to do was call it Madonna or 'M' or something. Me and my girlfriends would of bought that crap back in the 80's. So many teenage girls would have. I think Madge is a canny bitch but her uber ego sometimes rules that bitch. She has often said the time wasn't right when asked about why she didn't have perfumes back then. Apparently the 'time' wasn't right for her to put her name on something like that. Whatever you snarky bitch!
The actual photos are gorgeous but, if you've seen the leaked untouched pics of her online, you know she actually looks nothing like this anymore. So sad because she used to be absolutely gorgeous, in my opinion. Even ramming a bottle down her gaping throat. No matter inellect, fame, wealth or adulation, ego always gets the better of people like Madge and she's on her way to Joan Riversville with the f'd-up face.
Is that a kabbalah cross? Shouldn't it at least be on a red string?
I love the ad....loves it!!
I hope someone at the perfumery threw a note of Hydrangea in it.
Notes of Hydrangea, Sean Penn, and her worn underwear from the Girlie Show tour and just call it DARE.
That isnt Photoshop, its pure CGI. The Hobbit has been delayed a further year because Weta had to devote all their time to this.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:44pm.
Poor Vadge, she really loved herself in that era and wants to go back.
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That was the last time I really loved her too. She got a respite for Ray of Light but mostly I haven't been able to stand her since her Sex book came out.
A minimum of a decade after most people stopped giving a rat's ass about her. Pathetic for someone who once was ahead of the curve consistently.
We hope something very bad happens to this loathsome vile old stinkfish!
Probably smells like a nasty old kitchen sink sponge.
She Stinks!
How does she not have one or two scents out already? Even budget-ass Z-Listers have their own perfumes nowadays.
Well regardless, I won't be buying it. The only two scents I wear are Chanel no. 5 and Vera Wang.
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Is this her first perfume? What a dumpy looking little bottle, Madge! Justin Bieber's stuff looks less Jean Nate.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 12:11pm.
Why is she wearing a cross? I thought she's all into cabala(h)? If she followed either of those teachings she wouldnt be such a cunt.
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True that. Also, looks like there is a cross on the bottle.
Oh Vadge, give it a damn rest already, we have all seen you after cheekbone surgery or whatever the hell they did to your face, and the tragic no makeup pre-photoshop, you is just scary.
Somewhere, in a landfill, an Evian bottle still wimpers.
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The zombie picture is very funny! Poor Madge still wants to be 30. Sad.
Her ad picture is GORGEOUS but would cut off the side view picture if I were doing the campaign.
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I didn't know Madonna and Julianna Margulies were so... close.
Are we suppose to believe she needs the money? christ, why not retire and go sit on an island somewhere.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Poor Vadge, she really loved herself in that era and wants to go back.
Look at how young she looked (while giving a bottle head)
Even in her heyday I was never a real but I give the bitch props for sticking around for as many years as she's been. I think GaGa will finally and put her out to pasture though.
You said it, MK. Madonna loves herself enough for the rest of us.
Madonna has been wearing crosses as accessories since the mid-eighties. Nothing new here.
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hahhahahahaha the second picture
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@ Rosemary Young, have you seen her unretouched or photoshopped pics? Scary!
Why is she wearing a cross? I thought she's all into cabala(h)? If she followed either of those teachings she wouldnt be such a cunt.
The zombie pic is mean! (but funny) :-P
LOL @ THE TWO PIX.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LMFAOOO!!! Bitch, I hope you get cold hard cash money when you win your web awards cuz chile, you's a fool in its purest form! I can't.
What to do, what to do? Shall I get moms the brain-dead-hillbilly skunk musk or the desperate-to-stay-young cunt stench?
mk, quit yer day job and get into advertising immediately!!!! yer brilliant and innovative with and underlying truth...
p.s.. madge stole that pose from bjork....
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
LOL @ this post even tho I love the pic & that movie was good. Now I wanta smell the perfume even tho I hate celeb fragrance. *wishes post was scratch & sniff*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
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Truth or Dare? Why doesn't she just name it "First Bush Administration", or "AOL". Way to date yourself, Vadge.
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