Open Post: Hosted By Frosty’s Biggest Hater

December 23, 2011 / Posted by:

This chick right here shits out of her vag and pisses out of her ass whenever she sees a grown person dressed in a snowman costume and I can sort of understand. That snowman does look like he lives in a white van parked in a cul-de-sac and has a nose made out of the femur bone from one of his victims. I would cry right next to her, but I’m too busy getting a serious fever from the dude who looks like a methed-out Bob Newhart in Fabio drag.

This video taught me that I might have snowmanaphobia and I definitely have a fetish for Bob Newhart in Fabio drag.

(Thanks, Ken!)



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