Since this is the last CAPTION THIS Contest of the year, the grand prize winner gets a dazzling prize package worth -$50! That’s because the prize is one of my old Dlisted t-shirts that’s covered in some shit that’ll make any germ light commit suicide and it will cost you $50 to either have it cleaned at a Hazmat-approved laundry facility or to pay a Shaman to rid your house of the stank juju that shirt brings. No, I’ll send your ass a gift card to iTunes, Amazon or anywhere else you want. Just don’t choose the Treasure Chest, because my money’s not good there due to an incident I don’t want to talk about this close to Jesus’ birfdays.
Anyway, congrats to OurMissC for winning the last one!
Damn Scientology Christmas cards! I can’t tell if they are hot dogs and that’s Kirstie, or if they’re peens and it’s Travolta. – OurMissC
Here’s the runners-up who each won $12 in cash. And since I know your asses would use that $12 to buy me a DRANK, I’ll buy myself three dranks this weekend in your honor. Thank you! I drank to you!
What really happens when you sing, “ladybug, ladybug, fly away home” three times while looking in the mirror. – Spaz de la Whoreta
I wondered what LiLo’s labia menorah looked like without airbrushing. – shamenregret
“Dancer” got his name for his jazz antlers. – TexnDoc
And thanks to everybody who entered a caption this year. Happy Hanawanzamas!