Afternoon Crumbs
It’s a double Christmas miracle! Mimi doesn’t have a Hello Kitty toe and she’s walking without the help handlers! Tiny Tim ain’t got shit on Mimi. – Lainey Gossip
George Michael almost go go-ed to heaven (sorry) – Towleroad
Gabrielle Union’s in a bikini and you’re not. Although, I doubt your ass would really wear a pumpkin ass bikini anyway… – Hollywood Tuna
I think I see the faint print of Hilary Duff’s baby’s chipmunk teeth pressing up against her belly – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I think I see the faint print of Hilary Duff’s baby’s middle finger pressing up against her belly – SOW
(Some) Panty Creamers of the Day – The Berry
The malnourished Falcor is still the epitome of dickmatized – Celebitchy
A Clockwork Whoreange – Just Jared
Pink is a PUPPY!!! saver – ICYDK
I guess a piece of wet cardboard was not available so DKNY got Ashley Greene instead – Popoholic
Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s like, “Shit, whatshername again… Blake… Bar… Why didn’t I write this on my hand?!” – Popsugar
The Trololo Guy lives! – The Daily What
Guess the nalgas? – Cityrag
That Christmas shit on his head is probably the answer to: Why does Christmas dog hate Christmas? – Videogum
If I popped a genital pimple and put a drop of the pus under a microscope, this is what I’d see – I’m Not Obsessed
The Slut Dress’ second cousin twice removed found a home on Katie Price’s legs – Hollywood Rag
When Louis C.K. talks big dick, he talks big dick – OMG Blog