But Where’s Aunt Viv #1? Where’s Aunt Viv #2? Where’s Jazz? Where’s Geoffrey?

They’re trying to tell me that a Fresh Prince of Bel Air reunion went down at a luncheon for Karyn Parsons’ (aka Hilary Banks) Sweet Blackberry charity the other day, but you can’t stamp this with the reunion label with some of the key bitches missing. Sure, James Avery, Will Smith, Tatyana Ali and Alfonso Ribeiro showed up (and Jazz probably showed up but then got thrown out by Uncle Phil), but this is still missing a double dose of Aunt Viv and Geoffrey. Although, it would knock butt plug out of Will’s ass if Aunt Viv #1 showed up to any event he was at. Aunt Viv #1 got fired and years later she wrote in a tell-all about how Will tried to blacklist her from Hollywood. She wrote this mess of words in her tell-all:

“Let me explain something to you about Hollywood Negroes. Hollywood negroes are afraid to not eat. Everybody out there is so afraid that they’re going to lose that job! And that job and that money supercede e-v-e-r-y, s-i-n-g-l-e thing in life! People in Hollywood, in my opinion, would step on their baby’s face for a deal. If their baby is in the way, they will kick that baby out of the way for that money.”

So I guess not only are Aunt Viv #1, Aunt Viv #2, Jazz and Geoffrey not pictured, but neither is the baby Will kicked to get there.