SPOILER ALERT: Who's Coming Back For Season 2 Of American Horror Story
Sadly, the American Horror Story season one finale didn't end with all of the Kardashians moving into the house and the camera panning to that anti-christ child throwing us a "Don't worry, I'll take care of it!" wink, but it did end with the entire Harmon family living happily ever as ghosts who can still cum. There was still a bunch of questions that went unanswered (examples: Who is Constance's fourth kid? Why did Mena Suvari look like Michael Jackson? How come Beetlejuice didn't make a cameo? etc...), but shit pretty much wrapped up.
Ryan Murphy said way in the beginning of AHS that his original vision was to do every season in a different city with a different house and that's apparently what his ass is going to do. The Harmons are finished, that house is a thing of the past and spending your Wednesday nights humping your sofa pillow to a topless Dylan McDermott soaping up his nipples is behind you. During a conference call today, Ryan Murphy said this is what's going to happen next season:
- The fuckery will go down in a different house or building and the entire second season will have a new "overriding theme."
- Connie Britton and Dylan McDermott will not be the leads of season two. Connie, Dylan and some actors from season one will hopefully be back, but they'll play different characters. Ryan's talking to some cast members from season one about playing lead characters in season two, but he won't say who.
- In February, FX will announce the new cast, storyline as well as where it will take place. Ryan says that there's a clue in the last three episodes on where season two will take place. Ryan ended with, "Getting to tell a different aspect of what an American horror story can be [every season] is fascinating.”
I went to a few websites and read what commenters had to say about this shit and some people were chewing their own nipples off and spitting the pieces out at Ryan's face because they're so outraged. But I'm kind of into it. Who wants to see the same ass faces doing the same ass shit? This is kind of like novellas. It goes on for a quick minute, then it ends and a new story begins with some of the same actors playing different roles. My abuelita approves. But I just hope that Ryan keeps Jessica Lange as Constance. Jessica Lange could read the ingredients on a bottle of lube and my ears would curl out to eat more of her voice.
Constance should move to the Glee town, enroll her anti-christ son into that high school (He's a prodigy. He skipped a lot of grades, okay.) and let him viciously murder each one of those annoying bitches one by one MID-SONG. That needs to happen.
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the medium said something about getting a deal for a show, didn't she? it was a quick mention, kinda in passing, to constance. i bet that's season 2.
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I got a clue from another site, and went to FX's official site for the show. If you go to the family portrait (you have to do this annoying scratching off of letters to get to more people), the fifth one says "Daughters" (meaning more than one) and then "Adelaide." There is Addie standing with a younger girl in a white dress and holding a doll.
I'm just gonna go ahead and predict that Constance's 4th child will end up being the psychic, aka Merrrlyn from American Gothic.
ETA: Ooops! Little_rascal beat me to it.
I'm just hoping they never brink back Hayden or the bitch that plays her. I can't stand that woman!!!
Infantata! Infantata! Infantata! Seriously, the only thing that really scared me.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:15pm.
Hekki, for the longest i thought , the psychic (Billy-Jean ?) was Constance`s daughter.
Billie-Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I'm the one. But the kid is not my son.
Yeah, Ben was in the rubber suit to scare Mrs. Ramos. You could see his blue eyes. And MK reminded me: When Viv and Ben popped up after "killing" each other, I couldn't remember what it reminded me of... Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin trying to scare Winona Ryder in "Beetlejuice".
From what I gathered Tate is just messed up. He wanted Nora to have a 'normal' baby to take care off (which is why he raped Vivienne) I thought he killed Chad and Patrick because they were having so many problems, they decided not to adopt. He wanted them out so a new family would come in.
Then he fell for Voilet, that's why he attacked the boy who came in. He thought she may fall for him instead of him (Tate)
No idea about the 4th child. Remember she said she had 4, but 3 were born deformed or with mental illness. Or did she just say deformed? I don't remember that part. Tate looks normal but no doubt kiddo is fucked in the head.
Also did we find out what happened to the infantata?
Ok, i just read an interview, and they said they are saving the mystery of Constance`s 4th child for Season 2. FUCK ME.
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LOL, i have no idea, mike. Maybe i need to rewatch that shit.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Uncle Brain-fart - Wasn't that Ben in the rubber man suit? Because when they were all down in the basement, Ben had the suit on. I think the attempted "rape" was just to get her out of room.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:17pm.
I think Tate might be actually two people. In yesterday`s episode he was trying to rape the mexican Mom as rubberman, but at the same time was fighting with the mexican Kid. I was like.. HMMM, how the fuck?
Wasn't that Ben in the rubber suit (trying to rape the Hispanic woman)?
I think Tate might be actually two people. In yesterday`s episode he was trying to rape the mexican Mom as rubberman, but at the same time was fighting with the mexican Kid. I was like.. HMMM, how the fuck?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hekki, for the longest i thought , the psychic (Billy-Jean ?) was Constance`s daughter.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
HumansOffEarth: Jessica Lange in this show is like the best thing on TV that I can think of in a long, long time. She fucking KILLS it. Sometimes when something gets lots of praise, I rebel and think everyone's exaggerating. Not this time. She's the number one reason people watch the show. There;s a lot of stuff I like about the show, but she's the main reason I kept watching during the stupid stuff. Although I didn't care for her monologue in the salon - I thought it was a bit much.
No no, we still don't know who Constance's 4th child is, do we? There's Tate, Addie, Beau (the one in the attic) and ???. Shit, my return/enter key isn't working and I can't make a new paragraph. Dammit. Another continuity thing is how the ghosts look, according to their deaths. We used to see Mrs. Montgomery with a wound on the back of her head . Moira had the fucked up eye. Hayden was bruised up. Larry's wife was all burned, etc. Apparently the Black Dahlia was still in one piece because the mutilation happened after her death. (But when she was scaring the Ramos family she appeared mutilated, which pissed me off)
Oh Honey.
I have one word for you: Skins.
Ive never seen this one, but Skins fans know what I'm talking about. You'll never have it as good as season 1.
"The thing in the attic is Constances 4th child. He was chained up there and the burned guy killed him but I forget the reason why"
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Because Constance was being investigated for child neglect (back in 94) and he was going to be taken away. In her twisted way she would rather have him dead (to stay with her I guess) and convinced Larry (who was in love with her) to kill him.
He does, right around the time his wife finds out about the affair and sets herself (and their 2 daughters) on fire.
Tate ends up more and more pissed at Larry for killing his brother, goes to his office and sets him on fire (hence the burned face) right before he leaves to shoot up the school.
I have never seen this show. I don't watch much TV, beyond family guy and southpark, etc, and i feel like I"m gonna lose my Dlist membership card.....
"Hides"
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HAHAHAAAA mike! I've gone to the dark side, hanging my head in shame LOL
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Hah - MK I was waiting for a Glee reference, and as usual you never disappoint ..
Haven't seen this thing but it's been nice to hear of Jessica Lange out of the house and doin stuff again.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:05pm.
This show is like that guy that keeps effing with your head...he confuses you, aggravates the hell out of you, plays tricks on your mind,yet you keep going back to him (mainly because he's easy on the eyes and makes you do naughty things(i.e. Dillon McDermot). I love/hate this stupid show!
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Basically a requirement for all Ryan Murphy shows. Season 2 is when all his shows start to suck balls.
Lmao Topanga! 4ths it.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'm in love with Jessica Lange's voice too!! I forgot about that damn thing in the attic. *shudders* & yeah imma watch season 2.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:21pm.
I fucking LOVE this show. I cried like a baby last night. The Harmon family was finally together and happy after dying, it was beautiful. And I don't say mushy bullshit like that so ya know it's true!
What kind of hater are you?!?!
Turn in your membership card NOW.
"Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 6:18pm.
I'll watch it.
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I still want to know why the ghosts didn't kill Constance for the baby when they killed Ben for it."
I think this may have been answered, but I think it's because Constance was in her own house and since the ghosts can't leave the house, save for Halloween, she's safe once she's out of the house.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:08pm.
Topanga
...Anyways..I don't care who they bring back,but all I kept thinking last night when that hispanic family moved in was, "why didn't they cast Benjamin Bratt as the husband instead of that bootleg Lou Diamond Philips looking dude?!"
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LOL at Lou Diamond Philips. Fucking SPOT on.
^^^^I 3rd that shit
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
I fucking LOVE this show. I cried like a baby last night. The Harmon family was finally together and happy after dying, it was beautiful. And I don't say mushy bullshit like that so ya know it's true!
Jessica Lange rocks this shit. She is evil and amazing and I love her!!! Move over, Alexis Carrington- you've been out-cunted!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
I hope that basset hound-faced McDermott doesn't come back. So fucking insufferable.
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YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
I looked up the girl who plays Violet on IMDB because she looked familiar to me (She's Vera Farmiga's sister. I guess that's why). She was born in 1994. That makes me feel ancient.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
See, that`s the shit i m talking about. Fucking 10 or 11 Episodes, and i still don`t get half the damn show.
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The thing in the basement is called Infantata...it's the thing that the original owners stitched together in an effort to bring their dead baby back.
The thing in the attic is Constances 4th child. He was chained up there and the burned guy killed him but I forget the reason why
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...Anyways..I don't care who they bring back,but all I kept thinking last night when that hispanic family moved in was, "why didn't they cast Benjamin Bratt as the husband instead of that bootleg Lou Diamond Philips looking dude?!"
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LOL at Lou Diamond Philips. Fucking SPOT on.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
This show is like that guy that keeps effing with your head...he confuses you, aggravates the hell out of you, plays tricks on your mind,yet you keep going back to him (mainly because he's easy on the eyes and makes you do naughty things(i.e. Dillon McDermot). I love/hate this stupid show! I alwasys say, "I'm done, this show is creepy and stupid!",but it keeps drwing me back. I don't get it,but I do. I knew that they were dead/ghosts by the third episode,like when I figured out the Sixth Sense half way through. Anyways..I don't care who they bring back,but all I kept thinking last night when that hispanic family moved in was, "why didn't they cast Benjamin Bratt as the husband instead of that bootleg Lou Diamond Philips looking dude?!"
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 6:59pm.
I thought it was the monster-baby that the doctor had revived and reassembled?
I thought Beau had brown hair, that one episode where he was in the attic? And he didn`t strike me as mean. That thing in the basement looked like it wanted to eat a MoFo.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
TATE is the fucking man! I would fuck that bad boy all day in that black leather suit! He's so hot in a creepy school boy way!
FUCKERY.
"If at first you don't succeed, reload, reload, RELOAD."
Uncle Brain-fart - That happened really quick, but wasn't that Constance's son Bo?
I'm really sad because I want Tate and Violet to be together.
I'm also not crazy about Constance. I sure wouldn't want her to be constantly breaking into my house and stealing my stuff.
And for anyone who has an extra $8.5 million sitting around, you can buy the house. What's really amusing is that before the show became a hit, the listing price was $4.5 million.
The producers of this show should be giving MK money and money to you guys. You have promoted the shit out of this show, piquing the curiousity of many.
Who is that whitefaced thing living in the basement, who tried to snatch up young Tate in last weeks episode? That sure ain`t anyone who died in that house.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
That goddamn scary Rubber Man sent me screaming from that show after I dreamed about him at the foot of my bed 3 times in 1 night! I couldn't watch it after that. How much of a part did he actually end up playing? I might give it another go if he's not in the show too much.
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I think I'm alone in this....but I didn't like the Constance character. No way I'm rooting for someone who has me eating raw brains and constantly barging in my house without invitation....*dodges raw brains flung from all you Jessica lovers*
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 6:39pm.
@mike, really? Why was i thinking it was a preview to a future episode? DERP.
The pope scene was previewed at the end of the prior episode (in such a way that it made you think it was going to be a real part of the episode).
@mike, really? Why was i thinking it was a preview to a future episode? DERP.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 6:25pm.
That was the episode in which Constance asks her kooky medium friend what would happen if a living person and a spirit procreated. The medium relates sone rigamarole about how a new pope, upon his coronation, is shown something that reveals how the world ends.
I like Violet. I hope she stays. I do like this cast, so I'm kind of bummed. I wouldn't be sad to see Denis O'Hare leave. He was weird.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 6:18pm.
I'll watch it.
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I still want to know why the ghosts didn't kill Constance for the baby when they killed Ben for it.
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It seemed to me like Hayden killed Ben out of spite, like "oh you don't think you're leaving, do you?" for some reason, the dead don't like to mess with Constance LOL
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Am i the only bitch who remembers that Vatican shit in this one preview??
I wonder where they are going with that. Although i realized: don`t count on getting an answer to a question that might arise throughout the show. Some things they`ll never clear up.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
The authorities will be after Constance* so she'll be forced to leave town. In the new location, the evil kid will act like a magnet to unsettled spirits, drawing them to their new home.
* alternately, the kid could commit some atrocity that would force her to flee to a different locale