Glamberace Arrested In Finland For Whoopin' On His Piece
Haven't we all been there before? You're leaning against the bar at Helsinki's biggest gay club and the sweet nectar is numbing your good judgement as you're getting a little high from sniffing the toxic hairspray fumes wafting down from the gigantic hair cliff on your head. Life is beautiful, but then it all changes when your eyes scan the room and you catch your Finnish piece doing some shit your drunk self does not approve of. The "dramatic cunt theatrics" switch in your brain goes on and suddenly you're doing the kind of shit that Klymaxx used to write songs about. You start fighting with your boyfriend inside of the club and it spills out onto the street.
You're slapping at him like your name is Sharon Stone and Martin Scorsese's got a camera on you. Usually, it ends with you huffing on home by yourself and passing out on the living room floor while a plate of nachos is half shoved into your pie hole. You wake up with the mangled carcass of a nacho chip dangling out of your mouth and you crawl over to the sofa to wake your boyfriend up with the stank breath cloud of hungover regret that comes out of your mouth when you whisper, "I'm sorry." But that's not how it ended for Glamberace and his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen.
Ilta-Sanomat and TMZ both report that Glamberace and Sauli were arrested last night in Helsinki after getting into a fight in front of a gay club. Before the police arrived, Glamberace got psychical with a few people who tried to break up the fight. Both Glamberace and Sauli were taken into custody. They were questioned and later released, because neither of them had brawl bruises on them. This morning (aka THE MORNING AFTER....dun..dun...dun), Sauli wrote this on his blog:
"Publicity is not easy, but also celebrities are just human. Love is not easy either, but it lasts forever!"
Err, nope. Love does not last forever. Love ends for me when a ho fucks with my buzz by dragging me out of a club to beat my ass on the street. But drunken love brawls happen and the witnesses did get a special Christmas gift in the form of watching a Goth Heat Miser scrapping with a Finish twinkie who has hair like a butch My Little Pony.
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Hair like a butch My Little Pony. Too spot on.
That hair adds about 6 inches to his height...Tommygirl take note!
Ahh, isn’t love such a bitch until that is you start dating one? Let’s hope the next bar brawl will be equally accommodating. But at least that bitch Koskinen didn’t mess our idol’s hair piece up. That would have been a real travesty, even in Finland…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/12/adam-lambert-would-like-to-expla...
I really don't know much about homosexuals, but you can definitely see these two guys blasting each other in the face with cum-shots.
This entire post and all the comments are like glitter softly falling on my soul.
He looks so handsome in the Whattya Want from Me video. Totally sans fards.
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Who from AI has had a real music career besides Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood?
This is why I totally HATE this fucking show.
Your 5 minutes are over dude.... go away.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:45am.
I used to like him but now I think he's trying waaaaay too hard. He isn't known for his singing now, he's known for this.
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THIS!
Its funny you mention this because Mr. Bum is a huge Adam Lambert fan. He worships too many of these AI morons. Anyway, he keeps trying to force Glamberace on me with the argument that "he's a really good singer". Yes, he has a range, but the music he puts out is either cheap club shit or horrible covers. And now its more about his off-stage antics than anything music related. Argh! I have this argument with him at least once a month and I feel bad because he acts like I hurt his feelings when I say I really don't care to have Adam Lambert on my ipod. He's got a great voice. but he's no Freddy Mercury. He makes dance-pop tracks, but he certainly is no Prince.
Submitted by BitchyD on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:39pm.
For a buck, they can both have a wet'n wild eyeliner pencil. Problem solved.
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OMG ^^^^ THIS. Hilarious. Abuse? Not.
@jussayin--oh honey you know there are so many double standards happening with this shit. MUAH!
jussayin--oh honey you know there are so many double standards happening with this shit. MUAH!
I'm sorry but when I see pics of Glammy there, I can't help but think he sings "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty..." to himself when he looks in the mirror or camera.
And why do adolescent girls and shit adore him? Is he even relevant? Maybe that's why he's in Finland?
For a buck, they can both have a wet'n wild eyeliner pencil. Problem solved.
His boyfriend looks like Beavis. Maybe they were doing a Beavis and Butthead reenactment. Ope, I just scrolled through the comments and someone already pointed out the Beav and Butt-ness. Oh well, it's true.
"Before the police arrived, Glamberace got psychical with a few people who tried to break up the fight.
I know that's a typo, but it sounds like he started brandishing clairvoyant predictions at the crowd.
"You will lose most of your hair and move in with a fatty who shops at the Dickies Outlet Store."
"Your fat peen will get narrow and that greasy gym rat you're currently dicking will post a picture of it on facebook."
"Nice ass, nancyboy--hate to tell you those butt implants will explode in March of 2012."
So did they hit each other, or just try to pull each other's shirt over his head and remove each other's bra?
Spoken like a true victim. Excuse the abuse. Sad. Nobody should have to put up withverbal, physical or sexual abuse.
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:04pm.
Spoken like a true victim. Excuse the abuse. Sad. Nobody should have to put up withverbal, physical or sexual abuse.
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...or a bad silver mohawk.
Goth Heat Miser
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OMG that's totally what it would have looked like. The epic battle between the Heat Miser and the Snow Miser. LOLOLOLOL!
Glambi needs to learn how to hold his alcohol. Making a drunken spectacle of himself is becoming a habit.
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Whose worse - this fool or the main Kardasian whore with the fards overload?
These two have assaulted MY eyeballs repeatedly and forcefully, yet they've never been held accountable. Where is MY justice, Finland? Where is justice for Zachhcaz?
It was a wild night.
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I'm gayer that a glitterball shat out of Richard Simmons' ass, and I still say WTF to the look both Glamberace and his piece are trying to sell. They both look so fake and phony. Gurl, the pinched-like-a-cat's-ass look is supposed to come at 40 or 50 something after your first facelift and Botox. See Tommy Girl's face as reference.
As for the violence - violence is violence and it just makes the person perpetrating it look like an ass. Then again everyone seems to think Chris Brown is the shit.....a punch-throwing bitch ass punk whose mama is chasing people on Twitter and posting "Team Breezy!!!" left and right...guess she's giving White Oprah a run for her money, the more she promotes her son the more checks come rolling her way. Glamberace's people need to get on it and promote his abusive nature since apparently that's all most bitches care about....I see a cover of DM's "Master and Servant" in his future.
I used to like him but now I think he's trying waaaaay too hard. He isn't known for his singing now, he's known for this.
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I would've shaved that side pieces hair as revenge... Then he'd be doing us all a favor.
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"What bakery is this?"
"Zed's Bread baby, Zed's Bread."
I think bitch is going for a glam vampire in the 80's look... Once Bitten anyone?? But that hair has no excuses, I'm pretty sure he shanked his lovah with that damn hair-do, shit looks sharp.
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"What bakery is this?"
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Wrong! Vindictive people are even scarier than people who get physical. Lets just say this: there is NO ROOM in ANY relationship for any type of abusive or misguided behavior. There's only one thing to do with anger, and that's to confront it. If you cant talk to your partner about your feelings, in a civilized, adult manner, then you don't need to be in a relationship with that person. Just stop the madness.
awwwww. *kicks can forlornly*. sitting at a table discussing shit is no fun. in fact, that can lead to a coma.
c'mon, compromise. just a little teensy weensy "prank" (see, the difference a word makes?)?
sure, shit's got to be solved but shit's alo gotta be vented. especially if the other person's is wrong (or right) and there's nothing you can do about it.
-never underestimate the therapeutic value of salty coffee and sugared steak. evens out a lot complex emotions (quickly too).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Adam's a mean drunk. This has occurred before. I hope the little guy punched his lights out.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:12am.
Can someone explain Glamberace's style? It doesn't look attractive to me.
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The word "stupid" comes to mind.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
@crazyinjapan....me too! that scene makes me crack up every time.
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Flirting with this disaster became me
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Almost blue
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Either verbally abuse your piece or destroy his/her shit. This friend of mine caught her fiancé and boyfriend of 9 years cheating on her, dude was this pompous prick and jazz aficionado who had a big ass LP collection. Homegirl broke every single fucking record. Another friend went through similar shit and boxed all of his cheating girlfriend's expensive clothes and shoes, then called some charity to pick it up.
However, if you're gonna pull some drama queen stunt, don't be stupid and take it out on your own shit. I once broke a bunch of my own dishes for some faaaabulous DRAMATIC EFFECT, then when my cunt of a girlfriend left and I had to fucking clean the kitchen floor, I was like "what the fuck did I just do?"
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
Fucking Classy, I'll take verbal abuse for 500...I'm not trying to pull a Left Eye and end up with a criminal case and/or civil case.
I changed my ex's MySpace around a bit...posted embarrassing pictures, added some new friends...THAT was fun. Even his friends were telling me how amazing they found it haha.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Can someone explain Glamberace's style? It doesn't look attractive to me. What is he going for, what is it supposed to look like, cuz surely thats not it.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:08am.
A butch My Little Pony? That is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. And PSL,
And it was probably as violent as the slap fight between Napoleon Dynamite and his brother Kip.
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hahahahahaa!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:47am.
so is his career over like Chris Brown's?
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Chris Brown's career is in fact NOT over... his grammy awards and #1 album are proof of that...I know we're all supposed to hate CB but at what point can we just say that kid was stupid and made a mistake he appologized beyond a million times...I mean hell if Rihanna can move on, then I say the rest of us should. And while no I don't condone violence of any kind...I just think it's time to lay off CB
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Did you ever think that people just don’t like Chris Brown without it having ANYTHING to do with beating a girl in the head during a coke rage?? Chris Brown sucks because of his music, style and personality- or lack thereof. He is a boring girly girl like Justin Beiber, trollin out the hits that are as weighty as Kleenex. The one man boy band sound/over stylized look/crap has just got to go already….also I live in Detroit and I haven’t seen champagne hair color in almost 25 years – except on him. Oy…..standards people, standards
A butch My Little Pony? That is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. And PSL,
And it was probably as violent as the slap fight between Napoleon Dynamite and his brother Kip.
LOL, I can totally picture it. That movie cracks me up, doesn't matter how many times I've seen it, the glorious awkwardness!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 9:35am.
Glambert was in Finland to donate some of his body butter
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I thought it was Norway that was out of butter?
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
I don't see where it says that Adam hit his boyfriend? It says "Glamberace got psychical with a few people who tried to break up the fight"
Not that hitting anyone is right, but to compare him to Chris Brown who beat the shit out of someone is a tad harsh. Seeing a couple drunkly fight at a club over jealous issues seems to be a normal occurrence .
Mad Max with makeup and tailored clothing.
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
LMFAO SnooooooowwwwwwwwwwYYYYYY!!! And Whammo!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
all I can do is roll my eyes at this.
And it was probably as violent as the slap fight between Napoleon Dynamite and his brother Kip.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 9:25am.
you can't mark Glamberance, there's no way to thru all the FARDS! It's his armor
AHAHAHAHA!!
And really, grow the fuck up guys. Try verbal abuse - it lasts so much longer. :p
This post! Ahahahaha!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'm currently reading a biography of Ava Gartner and this shit is kid's stuff...
That Ava bitch had a hell of a temper!
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:47am.
so is his career over like Chris Brown's?
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Chris Brown's career is in fact NOT over... his grammy awards and #1 album are proof of that...I know we're all supposed to hate CB but at what point can we just say that kid was stupid and made a mistake he appologized beyond a million times...I mean hell if Rihanna can move on, then I say the rest of us should. And while no I don't condone violence of any kind...I just think it's time to lay off CB
Now on to this loser Adam Lambert...he sucked anyway, HATED is no talent ass when he was American Idol...all that screaming and shit but this stunt queen bullshit is just ridiculous.
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Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:47am.
so is his career over like Chris Brown's?
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Chris Brown's career is in fact NOT over... his grammy awards and #1 album are proof of that.
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Lol I actually just threw that out there to see if what was good for the gander was good for the gay gander....funny how it's just a lil drunken gay tiff to some.
BTW James Brown, Ike Turner and Mike Tyson had careers too. I ain't worried about Breezy.
I prefer a slap in the anus because it tightens up but then because of the slap, blood rushes to it and then my anus opens up again and then I say "Slap it again dad!" and then he does and then my asshole tightens up again but it turns redder and redder each time so more blood rushes to my anus and then I say "this is great dad!" etc. etc. you know what I mean....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I've never cared for Glambert. You can just tell what an insecure loser he is underneath the shoe polish dye job and Kardashian-esque face spackle.
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Douchechill!
Wrong! Vindictive people are even scarier than people who get physical. Lets just say this: there is NO ROOM in ANY relationship for any type of abusive or misguided behavior. There's only one thing to do with anger, and that's to confront it. If you cant talk to your partner about your feelings, in a civilized, adult manner, then you don't need to be in a relationship with that person. Just stop the madness.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 9:26am.
feel bad for the lil peckerhead that he thinks fisticuffs (always wanted to use that word) is part of the "ups and downs" of a relationship.
gay or straight, male or female, it don't matter -hitting in a relationship is a toxic no-no.
be more creative with your anger. get revenge through a prank. flatten some tires or paint the target's bedroom window black, put dog shit in her/his coat pocket, etc.,.
point is, hitting is wrong (and everything else is right(eous).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Glambert was in Finland to donate some of his body butter
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