Afternoon Crumbs
Why would I not be surprised if there was a police escort driving in front of an extremely knocked up Jessica Simpson? – Hollywood Tuna
NYU pries its lips off James Franco’s taint to defend him – Lainey Gossip
Falcor Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in some completely natural and not-at-all staged paparazzi pictures – The Superficial
Bullfrogs are not the one – Towleroad
Candice Swanepoel dry fucks herself in Bazaar – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It’s all awwws and awwws until the pussy eats the rabbit – The Berry
Tommy Girl’s face is getting filled up in Brazil – Celebitchy
Colin Farrell: Doggy prostate doctor – Just Jared
Voodoo Judy from Bad Girls Club is still a dumb mess of a drunk – ICYDK
Miranda Kerr shocks the entire world by posing in a bikini – Popoholic
Beyonce is not as swole up as the last time we saw her… THE PLOT THINS! – Popsugar
A stoned Tommy Chong + Debbie Deb = HEAVEN – The Daily What
SPOILER ALERT: Honor is getting a Barbie car for Christmas – Hollywood Rag
Why does Wilma look like Eddie Cibrian in a ginger wig? – Cityrag
This is pretty much me every time a Ke$ha song comes in a store – Videogum
Ashely Jizzdale is Jesse McCartney’s mom?! – I’m Not Obsessed
And here’s Scott Bailey’s butt cheek reservoir – OMG Blog
Somewhere there’s a freezing, coat-less low-level pimp who can brag about getting a handjob from the slut from American Pie – Celebslam
(Image via Pacific Coast News)