Afternoon Crumbs

December 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Why would I not be surprised if there was a police escort driving in front of an extremely knocked up Jessica Simpson? – Hollywood Tuna

NYU pries its lips off James Franco’s taint to defend him – Lainey Gossip

Falcor Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in some completely natural and not-at-all staged paparazzi pictures – The Superficial

Bullfrogs are not the one – Towleroad

Candice Swanepoel dry fucks herself in Bazaar – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It’s all awwws and awwws until the pussy eats the rabbit – The Berry

Tommy Girl’s face is getting filled up in Brazil – Celebitchy

Colin Farrell: Doggy prostate doctor – Just Jared

Voodoo Judy from Bad Girls Club is still a dumb mess of a drunk – ICYDK

Miranda Kerr shocks the entire world by posing in a bikini – Popoholic

Beyonce is not as swole up as the last time we saw her… THE PLOT THINS! – Popsugar

A stoned Tommy Chong + Debbie Deb = HEAVEN – The Daily What

SPOILER ALERT: Honor is getting a Barbie car for Christmas – Hollywood Rag

Why does Wilma look like Eddie Cibrian in a ginger wig? – Cityrag

This is pretty much me every time a Ke$ha song comes in a store – Videogum

Ashely Jizzdale is Jesse McCartney’s mom?! – I’m Not Obsessed

And here’s Scott Bailey’s butt cheek reservoir – OMG Blog

Somewhere there’s a freezing, coat-less low-level pimp who can brag about getting a handjob from the slut from American PieCelebslam

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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