Miley Cyrus Fans Are The Best

December 21, 2011 / Posted by:

The spirit of a 2-pack-a-day-smoking Piggly Wiggly cashier named Earline Dawn trapped in the body of a 19-year-old trailer park chipmunk named Miley Cyrus was making her way to a helicopter in Costa Rica the other day when a few of her fans stopped her to ask for a picture. Miley posed for one picture and then walked away even though her fans wanted more. The rest of the priceless conversation went like this:

Miley: Babe, babe, I gotta go, honey.
Fan: Asshole.
Miley: What da fuck?! Are you fur rill?

Oh, Miley Cyrus fan, I was about to call you a puta estúpida for asking Miley for a picture, but then my hate turned to love when you called her an asshole. You’re my Costa Rican hero today.

via ONTD

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