Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Might Be Engaged
Jessica Biel (Tip: Read that boring ho's name in Sookeh from True Blood's voice to make it more exciting. Jessica Beeeeeehl!) and Justin Timberlake have been getting on and off of each over for the past 4 years and I figured it was only a matter of time before their relationship completely buried itself right next to the open grave reserved for their movie careers. But apparently Jessica and Justin have tortured each other for so long that they have decided they should torture each other all the way by getting married. Lainey Gossip points to this Tweet from a gallery owner in Jackson, Wyoming:
Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night...we're picking out post-engagement presents for them just in case they come in! Trying to play it cool...
Jessica Biel seems like a vacuum hole that can suck the personality out of any room she enters and there are major parts of Justin Timberlake's personality that need to be sucked into a black hole to nothingness, so I hope they make each other miserable for centuries to come.
And I will be disappointed in Justin if he didn't propose to Jessica by making her open his dick in a box. You know a finger ring can easily fit around his peen without the help of Crisco. I will also be disappointed if Justin and Brit Brit don't have a double wedding with a cowboy pimp denim theme.
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Neither one bothers me. I think Biel is pretty and JT is funny on SNL, especially doing the Plasticville sketch. Making me laugh goes a long way...
Great...now JustJess can be just as miserable as the rest of us.
Why the fuck is that boy not out of the closet yet???? Must be awful crowded in thur with all the bones.
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Biel is far too beautiful for that butch-lezz on hormones.
Oh looks its the kid from nsync wow hes gonna marry someone named Jessica when i 1st saw him i swear he was gonna end up with someone named Johnson.
Christ, Biel is beautiful, but she really has some self-esteem issues if she is going to accept a proposal of serious marriage after being fucked over by manwhore Timberlake.
To each his/her own. Hoping this is for the real, but, some shit tells me she is going to say "yes" no matter what, and he is going to ask to "prove" some short-term shit.
People need to go back to the day when marriage proposals meant for life and was not stated in any lightness. Ugh.
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Seem like an odd couple. On a purely physical level, he's a dog and she's gorgeous. Mind-wise, JT seems sharper and more satirical. She would be quite vacuuous in this area.
Any way, it seems too forced and they've broken up about 5 times. They must need coverage for some upcoming projects.
BESIDES, aren't they both gay?! seriously?
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Timberlake is a Lil' Orphan Annie fug. Ick.
Never understood the appeal of Timberflake. He is butt ugly. She is quite pretty and could do a lot better.
I think she is attractive but has a horrible stylist, so we never see her in a drop-dead gorgeous outfit. It seems like JT's agent must have told him that his reputation has made him less marketable and that he should settle down to be more appealing.
On another note, finally saw the trailer for Rock of Ages and that looks like the macho Burlesque. AB is playing an SNL character! JH is featured way too much for a B list actress, and well, TC doesn't speak much in the trailer so that bodes well for him. I grew up in the 80s, and seriously, wasn't a real has-been 80s singer that can kind of act available? Kip Winger? Anyone else?
This is Justin finally getting around to promoting Jennifer's brother's brand alcoholic beverages. The wedding video will be an infomercial on late-night television.
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I thought she was gayelle?? Non?
So this rumor is premised on a tweet by a self-promoting gallery owner in Jackson Hole about something that might have been overheard at a nearby resort? Why, it's time to start picking baby names already!
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I thought he was busy trying to get all up in Mila Kunis' shit. How great for Jessica to know she is second best.
So then, she's boring AND stupid?
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:09pm.
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Women are insane, honestly, they're currently driving me crazy with their stupidity and aggressivity. This is based on my current RL; I have at least 2 major incidents with women every week as they try to make their problems mine - and I honestly don't give a fuck. But since I don't; they're screaming and bitching in public and just won't understand that they're acting like retards.
If she has had work done it must've been before she started to be on "Seven Heaven" and I think she might have been 14 or 15 then.
Good luck to them, I don't really care or; I think it'll fail anyways, so why bother to get married?
Oh, fucking finally..now she can return to grace magazine covers, have two bit roles in the movies and be included in the most beautiful/sexeybitch list again, oh the perks of fucking A-list..
But seriously, Justing Timdouche along with Derek Jeter and a whole bunch of Hos from Hollywood strike me as "NEVER GONNA BE FAITHFUL TO MY WOMAN, EVER!!!" type. Why does he need to get married??
Aww, two lesbians getting married.
No hate for JB. What, so she doesn't work much, seems boring, etc? Considering the totally obnoxious messes that infest the red carpets these days, these are very small infractions. I saw the Graham Norton bit someone referenced below. Seemed laid back and funny. Now, JT on the other hand....much more can be said about him.
And in more exciting news, there's paint drying in the other room.
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I worked an event she was at and really wanted to dislike her but she is actually very pretty in person..surprisingly kind of petite and had a seemingly sweet personality ..she didn't come off as snobby or overly confident either. Meh. Congrats to them
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I can't look at this guy without thinking of the dry humping scene in Bad Teacher. I'm surprised he isn't always walking around with a big wet spot on the front of his pants.
She's pretty and has a good bod, but she's also a boring bitch with no talent. And I don't think anyone buys that she actually has sex with men - we've all seen the pics of another woman playing grab-ass with her.
And really, Trousersnake is past his expiration date. I mean, he hasn't made music in eons and his last big role was in FRIGGIN YOGI BEAR.
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I don't find Timbersnake attractive but he is funny when he's on SNL. I think he had some talent in that regard.
Biel is beautiful. I would give my left buttcheek to look like her.
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I didn't know lesbians could marry in WHY-oming? Congratulations to the lovely maidens.
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Well, seems that following the "waity kaity" plan has worked out for her after all. Maybe if she keeps it up he will marry her and let her wash the bedsheets after he does some random whore on their bed.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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Congrats to them.
Off topic: Can someone tell me what "mte" means?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
These two as a couple, or even on their own don't bother me.
They seem to have a drama free relationship (in the media anyway). They could be just like any of us old married whores.
*shrugs*
No hate here.
oh please.. she is GHEY.
I disagree about Justin. I think he is very talented. Not as a dramatic actor, but I love his music and he has great comedic timing when given a good script.
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Tired of looking at that stunted, potato faced fancy boy.
He can't act. He can't sing. His dance moves are from some circa-1983 VHS breakdancing tape purchased for 50 cents from a bin at a flea market.
Despite being crammed down our throats, the public is cooling to Timberpuss (happens to performers with no substance). This "engagement" and any "marriage" that comes of it are nothing but devices to try and make this idiots career work.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
I am so sorry but this broad is NOT at all pretty. I have never understood her appeal at all. Not only is she unfortunate looking but she might be one of the worst actresses in Hollywood...she has no dimension and no depth. I remember reading some article where she let the shit fly about it being a detriment getting good roles b/c she's so beautiful...well how come Charlize Theron or Kerry Washington never seem to have a problem oh yea b/c despite being the definition of beautiful they can also act and have range.
And I agree with whoever said that Justin Timberlake looks is appeal back in 2003. Dude has been the epitome of douchenss ever since he broke up with Cameron Diaz. Ugh who gives a bitch!
JT's music is good to work out to. I don't think he's hot but he never really bothered me all that much. Plus he's got staying power...NSync was what, 12 years ago?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
jessica is gorgeous.
no one is harder on women than women as is evidenced by gossip sites. one slight or imagined flaw and they throw her out with the bathwater -on a torrent of paralyzing curses. no mercy.
gotta love that.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Well this is both boring and a lousy idea. So I will say *yaaaaawn* and "goodluckwiththat".
I agree that Jessica is very pretty and her body is slamming. I don't like them together for whatever reason. Like she's too good for him, he's a pansy ass and he just seems...I dunno spineless or something. I've hated him since the Janet Jackson thing.
I don't care what anyone says, I think Justin Timberlake is hot as fuck. I used to think JB was hot too, but I dunno i guess she's just boring to me now. Has she had any jobs other than those make up ads I see her in? p.s. he needs to make a new album ASAP
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I was never really 100% sure why she found this guy attractive. I know a lot of people make fun of her, but I never minded her. I just think Justin is a bit corny. I never found him masculine or attractive. Overplayed to the max.
Is that a Members Only jacket? LOL, my ex-father-in-law loved his off-white leather MO jacket so much, he requested to be buried in it.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 12:25pm.
I've always thought Jessica Biel was quite striking. I don't really get why people think she's ugly
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That's what I've always thought too. I've never though JT was good looking lol! Although I have to admit his acting is better than you'd expect from a ex boy bander. He's not brilliant but I've seen "actors" that are worse anyway.
I saw Biel on the Graham Norton Show the other day and I hate to admit it, but I was pleasantly surprised by her. Personality wise and humor wise she was nothing like I expected.
Submitted by jackie on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 12:09pm.
He needs to get back with Britney.
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Two boring people getting marry. How exciting!
His singing voice/"acting" kills me. Her acting kills me. Alas, a pair made in killing me softly heaven.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 12:21pm.
I'm glad he IS'NT with Mila Kunis.
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My inner lesbian agrees.
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The less he sings, the less I hate him. The less she acts, the less I hate her. So I wish them well.
I thought they were broken up.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
i think JB is pretty
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