Thursday, December 22nd 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 21st!
It's hard to explain. But this hemorrhoid feels like a grizzly chewin on the inside of my ass. - Hysteria
Runners-up:
Unfortunately, Beyonce's baby looks more like Jay Z. - daisy100
Bunghola Dentata - Migraine Sally
The new jailhouse teddy bear, cuddle in the front, nasty fuck in the back. - christine the hoff
(Image by Joshua Longo) via Buzzfeed (Thanks, Kevin)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:52pm.
Thank you, Paris! I appreciate it :)
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Yay Hysteria!!!! xoxoxox
congrats to all the funny winners!
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Flirting with this disaster became me
It named me as the fool who only aimed to be
Almost blue
-Elvis Costello
WHat? Holy shit. Are my eyeballs adjusted correctly? This is my first time to win! I'd like to thank the academy, my Photoshop team, Mom and Dad, and the last fart I blew up to heaven! I never win Anything! I-I-I ... Somebody's gonna demand a re-count, I know.
Congrats to all the dlist hos who write hilarious comments every day and make me LMAO.
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LMFAOOOOO I about had an asthma attack@ Bunghola Dentata =))) Very nicely done all!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
gotta comment quickly to show my bunny.
Congrats Hysteria, daisy, Migraine Sally♥♥, and the funny hooker CTF♥♥. Funny captions, all.
I find that thing kind of adorable, actually.
congrats funny skanques!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Congrats to all you funny effers! WTG, Hysteria, daisy100, Migraine, and CTH!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Thanks! congrats to my funny co-weiners.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Congrats you funny hookers!! Niiiice lineup. *takes my teefs out for Sally♥ and CTH♥*
NoAnjl is an angel xoxoxoxoxo
Lmao @all y'all!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Sally ! the Hoff! daisy duke xoxoxoxoxoxooxxoox congrats allll!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Yay grainy and hoffy and hyteria and daisy!! All are hil
hilarious!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Congrats oh funny ones!!! LOL!!
christine!! xo
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Two days in a row? I am on a "roll".
But nothing made me choke on my coffee like my main bitch CTH's caption! Christine, you are one funny hor!
Hysteria and daisy.....you two are funny ass hookers! Well done!!!
Congrats winners! LOL daisy!
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
Congrats funny snowbunnies!
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Congrats winners!! Special pinches to CTH and Migraine :-)
Cuntgratis winners! What a brilliant cast too, I must say!!
Thanks MK, you taught me everything I know, muah!!
Congrats to Hysteria, Migraine and Christine and Happy Holidays to all the Dlisters!!
Congrats, winners!
These captions made me laugh so hard I spit my teef out!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Congrats to the winners!
Christine, yours killed me!
LOL
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I was promised 'bare ass' at the Xmas party. Obviously I was disappointed.
Paddington Bear just got arrested for showing some women what he has hidden under his raincoat.
O hi John Travolta
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
I knew that slut Goldilocks was rimming more than just her porridge bowl.
Vadge obviously should have hired Playboy's Photoshop team for the cover of "Sex II."
The Little "Difficult Brown" Bear
FOX News announces it's newest addition - Ann Coulter's mouth.
This is what people imagine when they hear someone trying to describe a Michelle Bachmann speech.
In answer to the question 'How much wood could a woodchuck take if a woodchuck could take wood?
Probably quite a bit if it didn't use it's teeth.
Tim Burton is now updating Dr. Dolittle. This is his rendition of the Push-Me-Pull-You.
Fred: "Oh Wilma, it's just what I wanted!"
George Lucas has run out of characters for the Star Wars Toy collection so now he has started a line of Jedi Household Appliances. This is a Light Saber Cozy.
"If my hairy bush wasn't enough to put you off HBO, maybe Steve Buscemi's teef in my ass is."
Betty White describes in her new book that when she was young they had to make their own toys for Christmas.
Merry CHristmas Jake Gyllenhaal
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
Fighting the endless battle to stay relevant, Robin Williams one ups Anthony Weiner by tweeting his followers a picture of his freshly shaved asshole.
Proof that pets and their owners start to look alike over time: the only survivor of Paris Hilton's menagerie.
It's hard to explain. But this hemorrhoid feels like a grizzly chewin on the inside of my ass.
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The resemblance is uncanny, but unfortunately Khloe's action figure doesn't come with a shaving kit.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
See Lindsey this is what happens when you keep taking drugs!
I never knew Lindsey Lohan has a sex tape!
Jeebus MK, if you are going to do reruns at least do one that I won.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Hey Kim, sex tapes are not gonna help you anymore
Hey look its lady gaga's next outfit!
Ohh looks its Kim Kartrashian trying to get all famous again!
Michael K does the walk of shame.
I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again.