Terrence And Michelle Howard's Divorce Is Still Going Smoothly
Terrence Howard and Michelle Howard's divorce fight is turning into the dirtiest of dirties asses and not even a stack of Hazmat-made baby wipes could clean up this mess. The first shot was fired by Michelle when she filed papers claiming that Terry Chris Brown'ed her in the face and threatened to kill her ass. It's Terry's turn to fire a shot and he did just that yesterday when he filed a declaration claiming that Michelle is a bag of crazy covered in a thick layer of racist bitch.
TMZ says that Terry said in the documents that he thought he was marrying a sweet, loving kitten, but after they got married, a white hood grew out of her head and she regularly called him a "monkey" and some other names that sound like they were ripped directly from a Dutch's magazine profile on Rihanna. Terry says in the declaration that Michelle once screamed at him: "I never wanted to marry a n**ger in the first place and I definitely didn't want to be the step mother of some n**ger kids."
Michelle is allegedly trying to get Terry to buy back a video clip she stole from his computer of him taking a shower, and she apparently told him that if he went to the police she'd get her Russian friends to knock him off. The portrait of a lovely marriage doesn't stop there either. Despite Michelle's claims that Terry whooped her ass, he says she's the one who attacked him with a bottle out of jealousy.
So let's just go over all of this. Michelle is trying to paint Terry as a lady-beating crazy and he's trying to paint her as a man-beating racist who married a black man even though she's a fucking racist. Okay. Makes sense. If I was the judge in this case, I'd sentence both of them to their rooms and I'd make them lay down and wait for this cat to come to stroke the fuckery out of them.
Seriously, both of these crazy bitch motherfuckers need to go to bed.
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Our cats were just as sweet and gentle with our babies, too. They instinctively knew it was a baby - helpless - and could not fend for itself. One cat would always lay next to the sleeping baby and remain awake and vigilant, 'guarding' our sleeping baby. I never worried about the cat being in the crib because no cat ever got on a baby. Always just stood guard! My 6-year-old is sick today and there is a kitty keeping him company right now. Kitties know when you don't feel good and just need some company/snuggling.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The f-ing cat is a better parent than the mother. Put the f-ing camera down and soothe your baby bitch!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Terrence Howard, boring and bland and so is his wife, but that kitty soothing the baby, priceless...now my kitties, would end up scratching the baby to find out if its real, cause that is how my crew rolls, everything has to be scratched and licked in my house...then we cuddle and it is all good. My dog tore up one of my baby kittens plastic ball this morning, and just like a child the kitten watched her and looked so sad...it was priceless. I think animals are more human than humans, I swear. That black kitty friend is gorgeous btw. Looks like my Sassy and Shadow, and Black Betty, my gorgeous kitties of color!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:50pm.
The simple solution to that is...
If you want a bigger cock, find a chick with smaller hands.
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HAHA!... that's just funny!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
That cat is lookin at the camera like "bitch this is your baby not mines"
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:37pm.
I don't feel sorry for his ass either. so many times men date Asian women because they think they're so submissive and un opinionated and can be easily dominated
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Most guys date Asian women because they think their cock will look bigger to an Asian.
The simple solution to that is...
If you want a bigger cock, find a chick with smaller hands.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:44pm.
My cat sits on my chest and steals my souls every night, he give it back to me when I feed him in the morning though, we're good like that.
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ok. this is very cute.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:42pm.
It's the lighting, make-up, and PhotoShop.
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oollolo!!
Photoshop can clear up dick breath too? woww...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Just wait till no one's around and the cat jumps up and sucks the soul from the baby as cats do when you sleep.
It's a WELL KNOW FACT cat's steal souls!
My cat sits on my chest and steals my soul every night... he give it back to me when I feed him in the morning though, we're good like that.
*goes home and give little UNO those Temptation treats and watches the little fucker lose it for them little Kitty Krack treats*
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:34pm.
You look so festive in the Santa hat!
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You look.....less overweight...and.....like...your....AIDS is in remission....today....YES!!!
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It's the lighting, make-up, and PhotoShop.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:34pm.
You look so festive in the Santa hat!
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You look.....less overweight...and.....like...your....AIDS is in remission....today....YES!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Adults who smell like baby wipes creep me out. These two need to grow the hell up. She is no more racist than he is of assault. Meaning I think both accusations have merit and probably have happened. But in that same way that my black girlfriend calls her white husband, "honky" and "cracker bitch" as his ass busts out with "Don't make me have to whip yo ass." But deep down in a lovely and sado-masochistic way, they love the hell out of one another.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:30pm.
the story would have been a whole lot better if your ex had popped him in his self righteous, shit spewing, no talent(i don't care what "awards" he's won!) arrogant ass of a mouth, but... i guess i can't get everything i want, huh?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I never thought he was anything but a cunt. He got all that praise for Hustle and Flow and Crash - two, in my opinion, very stupid movies. H&F wasn't stupid, I guess, but you can't really watch it with a straight face - Terrence Howard as thug; yeah, okay. He seems like a serial killer. He has creepy cat face the voice of a child molester.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:26pm.
Am I the only one annoyed by that video?
No, you're not. The baby's cries were annoying.
I don't feel sorry for his ass either. so many times men date Asian women because they think they're so submissive and un opinionated and can be easily dominated .....well bitch showed him!
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
Don't trust a hoe, Never trust a hoe, I won't trust a hoe. Won't trust me.
Borgy...I love hearing irl stories like that. Just wow!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
lol that that cat is allegedly soothing that baby. Kitty wants baby gone.
Terrence Howard is a prick wipe
That looks cute at first. But once the baby's asleep, the cat sits on its chest, stealing its breath.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
LMAO. The look from that cat is all, "Now that's how you do it, bitches!"
Borgie, now I'm JELLY!!!!!!
that shit about Ri Ri is pretty crazy, I'm glad the editor ended up resigning and I liked Rihanna's response.
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:22pm.
the baby was fussy
so in came the pussy
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You look so festive in the Santa hat!
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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So THAT'S were my cat goes during the day!
Fuck Terrence Howard. He is total ass. I met that fucker decades ago in a club. He kept trying to by me drinks which I politely refused several times stating that I have a boyfriend who actually was working at the club that nite. This bitchass Terrence makes a fucken scene and gets into a verbal altercation with my then-boyfriend. Suffice it to say I never heard the end of this from the then-boyfriend.
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Live Long and Prosper!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:26pm.
hehehehee!!... you're twisted!... i like that!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
she's Russian? well, you made your own bed, then Terry
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Am I the only one annoyed by that video?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:17pm.
Yeah, but who gets custody of the baby wipes?
What does oral sex taste like when you're eighty?
Depends.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
That was precious.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I can't with these jackasses. LOL @ Sans I was thinking the same thing about Halle and her crazy claims!!!
There is a special line at the entrance to Hell for people who laugh at children crying, so I will see you there. 12/9/11- MK
Haha, I just know that cat whispered "I was the center of the universe until you came on the scene. sleep with one eye open little man."
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
the baby was fussy
so in came the pussy
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What a heartwarming story for the holidays. Halle Berry must be proud.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:17pm.
Yeah, but who gets custody of the baby wipes?
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depends... no, seriously!.. it's whoever wears the depends!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
MK, thanks for that video. That kitteh is awesome!
And as for the Howards, I think they deserve each other.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
hmmm uhhhhh oh my goodness what a helpful cat.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Yeah, but who gets custody of the baby wipes?
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!