Terrence And Michelle Howard's Divorce Is Still Going Smoothly
Terrence Howard and Michelle Howard's divorce fight is turning into the dirtiest of dirties asses and not even a stack of Hazmat-made baby wipes could clean up this mess. The first shot was fired by Michelle when she filed papers claiming that Terry Chris Brown'ed her in the face and threatened to kill her ass. It's Terry's turn to fire a shot and he did just that yesterday when he filed a declaration claiming that Michelle is a bag of crazy covered in a thick layer of racist bitch.
TMZ says that Terry said in the documents that he thought he was marrying a sweet, loving kitten, but after they got married, a white hood grew out of her head and she regularly called him a "monkey" and some other names that sound like they were ripped directly from a Dutch's magazine profile on Rihanna. Terry says in the declaration that Michelle once screamed at him: "I never wanted to marry a n**ger in the first place and I definitely didn't want to be the step mother of some n**ger kids."
Michelle is allegedly trying to get Terry to buy back a video clip she stole from his computer of him taking a shower, and she apparently told him that if he went to the police she'd get her Russian friends to knock him off. The portrait of a lovely marriage doesn't stop there either. Despite Michelle's claims that Terry whooped her ass, he says she's the one who attacked him with a bottle out of jealousy.
So let's just go over all of this. Michelle is trying to paint Terry as a lady-beating crazy and he's trying to paint her as a man-beating racist who married a black man even though she's a fucking racist. Okay. Makes sense. If I was the judge in this case, I'd sentence both of them to their rooms and I'd make them lay down and wait for this cat to come to stroke the fuckery out of them.
Seriously, both of these crazy bitch motherfuckers need to go to bed.
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I will have a hard time to understand how do two people that liked each-other so much to get married are getting a divorce so soon hating each-other. What is there that I don't get? We almost called our family lawyer San Antonio after a tough fight but in less that 48 hours we solved our problems and now we laugh about the incident. People should fight more for their marriage.
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"Submitted by gucci on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 2:12am.
Anonymouse73
you think your cat is a perve? my cat used to stick his nose in my butt whenever i lay on the floor!
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AWWS! Such a good Momma Kitteh, who obviously is de-clawed. (I have one that's almost 20 years old and is on her third toddler.)
"Wot iz thiss? Do not liek noyz. If I put paw heer will it be kwyit? Yes, nyce. I can haz kwyiet."
The cat does not have aggressive posture at all. If it was truly bothered, it would get up and leave.
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Yes, the cat *is* calming the baby. I used to make little kitten noises, and my cat would come up and bite me on the hand, not to be mean, but because it was trying to pick me up to soothe me.
Some people just have to assume the worst, always.
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The cat isn't soothing the baby at all. He's probably been declawed (which is barbaric)because he's trying to push his claws out on the baby's head and none appear. He's playing with the baby's head and at one point even goes to bite it. If he had his claws still he'd be scratching the baby. I say this as a cat owner because I've seen my cat do this many times (not on babies I might add!).
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
From this day forward I shall always refer to T.Howard as Terry. It just sounds funny to me.
*shrugs*
That cat is not "soothing" the baby. It's all "This thing - how do you shut it up? - oh, there it goes, cool"
Anonymouse73
you think your cat is a perve? my cat used to stick his nose in my butt whenever i lay on the floor!
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No one lives forever
Guchi...my cat (male) stares down my shirt.
All the fricken time!
Pervs, I tells ya!
"Pets are good company and depending on the pet, they're pretty funny. My male puss used to clean himself in front of me All the time for some reason. I used to just laugh and wondered why he used to do it.
God I miss him."
After all these years, I finally know what ails Terrence Howard: A micro penis. His dick is so small, its almost invisible! Don't believe me? Google it for yourself under: get rich or die trying Terrence Howard nude scene.
I tell ya', small dicks are responsible for so much trouble in the world.
@hellraiser:
My baby used to pee on the couch and puke all over the place when I left him to go away.
@bookworm:
Wow at 8yrs old? That had to have been rough. With my cat I had to put him down right away because I absolutely was NOT going to let him suffer. I'm still in mourning. Still.
@deb
Pets are good company and depending on the pet, they're pretty funny. My male puss used to clean himself in front of me All the time for some reason. I used to just laugh and wondered why he used to do it. His legs wide open and his little pink pee pee sticking out right in front of my face. he did it on purpose i'm telling you.
God I miss him.
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so sick of these youtube parents - put the fucking video camera down and be a parent.
That cat is not soothing the baby. That cat hates the baby. I love cats. They do not give one fuck. Look at that cat swat baby's big, annoying head.
True story: My mother (Caucasian) went to Jamaica for a week. She came back ten pounds lighter, brown as a nut, with her hair in Bo Derek beads. She looked like Queen Latifah (Ma is a big-boned gal). Not only did her cat hiss and arch her back like she did not know her, the next morning the cat pissed on her head while she was sleeping. Overnight the cat figured out mama was home and punished mama for leaving her with my Dad for a week. Cats can be vengeful cunts! My parents' cat was up all night laying those plans.
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Maybe she forgot the baby wipes, and he lost it.
That cat calming the baby thing is pretty wild stuff. Cats and dogs can be quite amazing.
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@gucci & bookworm
So sorry that to hear that you recently lost a beloved kitty. My heart goes out to you.
I don't know what I'll do when our two go. Our oldest was lost for three weeks, seven years ago, and I cried every day for over two weeks. Thank God we got him back. He burned a couple of his 9 lives on that adventure.
I've been pretty lonely with my husband living and working in Hong Kong, and the kitties cheer me up every day.
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Ah, the race card. Seriously,that is some weak-assed shit. How long were they together when it finally occured to him,"Dang, she raycess." Like many celebrity couples, they deserve each other. Domestic violence is something No One deserves.
That's not cute, the cat's hitting the baby in the head. My cat does that shit to me all the time but that little fucker usually has his claws out (not on purpose they're just kind of there and when he paws they brush against you). What kind of a shit parent thinks that's cute?
Submitted by gucci on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 6:38pm.
*crying big tears* this kitty reminds me of my cat of 16 years who I recently had to put to sleep.....this is just too much excuse me for a minute...
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Hi gucci,
Sorry to hear about your loss. I had to put my 8 year old, beautiful baby boy to sleep almost 2 weeks ago. This video is hard for me to watch too. My baby was a big black (and white) cat too. He was the love of my life and I miss him so much. Just out of the blue he got sick and within a month-month 1/2 he was gone.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 6:33pm.
May I suggest whale tapes? Or maybe a third cat! Just keep adding cats until the problem is solved. :^D
*crying big tears* this kitty reminds me of my cat of 16 years who I recently had to put to sleep.....this is just too much excuse me for a minute...
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Is it wrong if I think the cat is cuter than the baby?
In fact, I don't find the baby cute at all.
You know if that cat actually had claws he would have given him/her a frontal lobotomy just to make him/her shut up. Just sayin
Not only do cats know when you're sick, but they also know when you're sad. If I cry, my kitty looks at me very concerned. It's sweet.
Awww, Precocious! Who knows what your Miles endured before he met you. I'm glad he was able to mellow out. My Miles is a huge ol' marshmallow. There's a new cat in the house wreaking havoc, though, so we need a cat therapist!
Why in the world would you stay married to someone who looked down on you & your children? I never could stand T. Howard and this makes me dislike him even more cause there's no way this womans alleged behavior just popped up suddenly. He took it, let his children be around it; just shows what a weak, cowardly man he is.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 5:34pm.
I skipped these fools fuckery and went straight to the baby-soothing kitteh who looks just like my Miles. It's like he's healing his cries by the powers of Ceiling Cat.
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I used to have a cat named Miles too. (Named him that because I found him under the wheel well of a VW parked on my street.) Miles was huge--a strapping 24 lbs, 99% lean--and kinda schizo, so he was kept away from babies. He had a habit of slashing you for no apparent reason. A cat therapist (NOT KIDDING) told me to play tapes of whale songs to Miles, and to get him his own kitten to love, so I did those things and it worked. He became real mellow and affectionate. Still kept him away from the babies, though.
I don't know about you, but when my cat does this to me it HURTS.
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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 4:05pm.
@Whamo, my cat loses his fucking mind over Temptations treats!! He literally turns in circles he gets so worked up. If it was up to him he'd eat nothing else. It's worse than catnip.
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What the hell do they put in those treats? Both my cats act all sketchy and hyped up when I go to the kitchen and make an awful noise so I will give them some. My husband has accused me of giving my cats crack!
omg my cat pretends to be nice to me in the morning by gentle stroking my nose.
and then when i dont wake up, he just pushes his claw out and all the sudden i no longer feel the gentle paw on my cat by a claw about to dig into my face, so i get up and the take the cat to the kitchen to feed him breakfast.
I skipped these fools fuckery and went straight to the baby-soothing kitteh who looks just like my Miles. It's like he's healing his cries by the powers of Ceiling Cat.
It happens. One of my friends married a white guy and her family was full of black / N***a jokes. He never stepped in to protect her ass. I never understood why she stayed with him. I've seen it happen the other way too - a white woman and a black man getting into all kinda nasty name calling - yet still sleeping side-by-side. As another poster mentioned Strom Thurmond, the poster child for racism, fathered a black child.
I have no idea if it happened in this case but IMO Terrance got what he deserved. If he was a straight up man the first time she screamed she didn't want to be a stepmother to "N" children - he should have dropped her. He was more concerned with sporting this Russian woman on his side than the pride he had for his offspring. He obviously had no problem with it until the divorce issue came up - so I don't feel his pain. He only used it when it was convenient.
So I agree with MK - send both of their dumb azzes to opposite sides of the room until they learn how to play right. They deserve each other.
Talented? You ever hear this OCD ho "sing"? Feeble.
That baby-soothing cat should've been the hot slut of the day.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
There could be a hugget of truth to this. Am I the only one who remembers that Strom Thurmond had a black child?
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
a racist ho is still a ho at heart
Unfortunately, I know a situation just like this. My friend's stepmother is Filipino and is married to his dad who is Black. My friend repeatedly would tell me that his stepmom didn't like Black people and would make racist comments all the time and that she mistreated him and would tell him that he would never grow up to be anything and that my friend should find a sport b/c Black men are not good at school work and only do well in sports and that would be the only way he would get into college. I totally thought my friend was making this up or even maybe overexagerating b/c thought like many of you "How could she be racist, if she is married to and has a kid with a black man?? Well needless to say when I visited them in Cali...He was totally right. She would constantly make these racial comments about Black people that were just ridiculous even going so a far as too say to me that I couldn't be 100% Black b/c I was so petite and Black women are fat. And seemed shocked that at 17 I didn't already have a baby. Now in this case as in the case with Terrence Howard it's YOUR fault that you married someone who didn't have respect for you nor your background and more importantly no respect for your kids. Because, I am sorry but that racist shit doesn't JUST happen overnight. I feel like this happens to people who are so quick to just marry ANYONE that isn't their race that they overlook this key thing.
Yeah I know that was real long but Terrence Howard is a douche (much like my friend's dad) and he gets no pity from me.
@Whamo, my cat loses his fucking mind over Temptations treats!! He literally turns in circles he gets so worked up. If it was up to him he'd eat nothing else. It's worse than catnip.
Terry says in the declaration that Michelle once screamed at him: "I never wanted to marry a n**ger in the first place and I definitely didn't want to be the step mother of some n**ger kids."
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COME ON. Then why did she marry him? For the $$? I could be wrong, but IMO this just doesn't have the ring of truth to it.
As for Terry, the hat and the scarf/tie/whatever are NO, but the shooz are a big YAAAASSSSSS. But on the whole he gets a thumbs down from me, even though he is talented and handsome, because of the whole baby-wipes business.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 3:05pm.
Our cats were just as sweet and gentle with our babies, too. They instinctively knew it was a baby - helpless - and could not fend for itself. One cat would always lay next to the sleeping baby and remain awake and vigilant, 'guarding' our sleeping baby. I never worried about the cat being in the crib because no cat ever got on a baby. Always just stood guard! My 6-year-old is sick today and there is a kitty keeping him company right now. Kitties know when you don't feel good and just need some company/snuggling.
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I can believe it. I had a cat for 11 years. Raised him from a kitten. He grew up to be a fat yellow beast with a hitler like mustache coloring on his mouth. And he was evil like him to...hahaha, he was such a bitch! But I got really unwell and didn't get off the sofa for a few months, my grandmother had to take time off work just to care for me, and that is the only time that evil bastard ever stuck by my side. legit, slept on my lap/legs/feet. Only left my side to go do his business/eat/drink. Animals know when something is wrong, especially cats, the mean bitches they usually are.
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
I take it her "I never wanted to marry...." rant is an aknowledgement that when she started shopping herself out there as a beard, she never expected to sign a contract with a black man, let alone one with children, but she took whatever she could get because she needed the cash.
Right?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:42pm.
It's the lighting, make-up, and PhotoShop.
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Photoshop can clear up dick breath too? woww...
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Meh, I think Senor Baby Wipe's career is on a downward swing and has been (get it?) since he was kicked out of the Iron Man sequel.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 3:05pm
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
LMFAO Whamo!! *hides man hands*
Awww... what a sweet kitty. It looks just like my Lucky! And is far more interesting than these Howard foolios. Team cool cat!
Submitted by BabyJane on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 3:01pm.
The f-ing cat is a better parent than the mother. Put the f-ing camera down and soothe your baby bitch!
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I was thinking the same thing. I say swaddle it, binky it, toss it in it's crib in a dark quiet room and let the cat go back to licking its ass.
The dog I had growing up was an insane little yapper most of the time, but she was so gentle with babies and little children. I think there's much to be said for animal instinct.
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LMFAO @ the cat.
"SHUUDDDAP!"
Yay for kitty! I was having a big, nasty hissy-fit with itunes a minute ago and this video was like visual valium. All better.
That cat and baby owner had the cat declawed because it sure looks to me that the cat is swatting at the baby and trying to scratch it's bald head. If I was a napping cat, the last thing I'd need is a crying baby around.
That cat and baby owner had the cat declawed because it sure looks to me that the cat is swatting at the baby and trying to scratch it's bald head. If I was a napping cat, the last thing I'd need is a crying baby around.