Tuesday, December 20th 2011

Sean Penn vs. Maria Conchita Alonso

Besides the DMV, Denny's, public transportation and a Latin family reunion, the best bitch brawls go down at the airport. Why oh why couldn't Sean Penn and Maria Conchita Alonso fight it out at JFK this Friday when I'm there. I need this live entertainment in my life. Instead, Maria and the mutated nutsack shanked each other with words at LAX on Sunday afternoon. It all had to do with Sean Penn's main homegirl Hugo Chavez.

Maria, who was raised in Venezuela, tells Page Six that she once raged against Sean about his love for Chavez in an open letter, but she never got a response. While picking up her mom at LAX, Maria saw Sean in AA's baggage claim area and she took that opportunity to serve him the truth according to CONCHITA ALONSO!!! Maria says their word brawl went something like this:

Maria: I would like to talk to you.

Sean: I have nothing to say to you. You have been saying a lot of things about me in the press.

Maria: How can you defend Chavez? You are a communist, Sean Penn.

Sean: You are a pig!

Maria: And you are a communist asshole! Is it great to live the way you do as a communist?

Maria walked away, but Sean kept yelling at her and she yelled back.

Maria called into WMAL in DC (hilarious clip below) and apologized for calling Sean an asshole, but she still thinks he's a communist. When Page Six asked Sean about this, he responded like the dehydrated roid-faced diva he is and acted like he didn't know it was Maria Conchita Alonso at the time:

“I only knew that a hostile woman was nonsensically berating me. I didn’t realize it was that actress. I think I worked with her once. But she looks really different. She was uninformed and impolite to all the other passengers.”

"That actress." Ha. For a dude who has a face like a hot boil on a devil's ass, he sure does throw some cold shade. So I give him a gold star for that.

Never mind that this is a direct insult to communist assholes, I'm kind of disappointed at how this fight went down. Maria and Sean were in Colors together, so the right way to handle this fight would've been for her to put on a red bandanna and for him to put on a blue bandanna. Then they should've beat each other with gats until Robert Duvall broke 'em up with his baton.

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Maria Conchita is on Primer Impacto right now, milking it for all it's worth. She is hardly recognizable these days.

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It's almost 2012 and being a communist is still seen as an evil evil thing in the US. To a lot of people it's just as terrible as if you told them you were the antichrist. When I had my interview for the US immigration (for my green card), I had to swear on God (I'm not religious so it has zero value to me) that I wasn't a communist. Whenever I tell that to my fellow friends in Europe they totally crack up.

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I'm with team alleged communist.

So you know a recent National Center on Family Homelessness study revealed there are 1.6 million homeless ... CHILDREN in the USA. Which is an increase of 28 % since 2007. It's about time people stop taking shit from the 1 % who own everything and their voluntary asskissing lackeys.

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gucci's picture

Sean i love you but old dried up cunty kirk douglas looks better than you and he's damn near a hundred years old. that said, quit the drinking, the womanizing and whatever hard living you're doing because its reeking havoc on your looks big time: i mean you look really rough and nasty dude: CUT IT OUT!!

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That fish looks OLD !

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Sean Penn was trying to be undercover and say Maria had plastic surgery. Well, we all know she did, but he needs to be playing nice and asking her where she get her face done, because he has more lines on his forehead than his coffee table...which is saying something!!!

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he's a flamin asswipe and she nailed him where he was (she had tried to communicate, but he never responded) ... so i ain't buyin that she was rude (to confront him at lax).
2nd, she nailed him good considering he had to posture desperately & misleadingly to appear "cool" ... "just an actress" -really? how hypocritical. then feigns like he doesn't remember her, blah blah blah =total lying piece of shit trying to cover his busted ass.

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LMA618's picture

I've met 2 people in unrelated circumstances who have claimed to have snorted coke with Sean Penn. Now I'm either going to all the wrong parties or these people are snorting all the wrong stuff.

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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 9:02pm.

I'm going to report myself for saying this... but the Kim Jong dictator guy and his son look kind of... well, um "special".

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Bree's picture

@Sushi, thank you! It kills me when people want to disagree on FACTS and can't back it up.

LOL @crazyinjapan. It just bugs me. I can have an informed debate with anybody, I don't mind at all. I can even agree to disagree with people on some things. We're all not going to have the same beliefs. But when it comes to facts and you're going to call "bullshit" on me when I'M the one presenting facts and sources and all you can say is "I don't know what's going on currently..." well, I'm going to be a little mad!

But I've had lots of eggnog to settle me down now, plus the rest of you guys to cheer me up, so I'm good now :)

Whatever's picture

She probably should not have started a fight in an airport, there is enough drama already in those places. Sean Penn much like Brangelina are using issues to make themselves seem like caring people who really only care about how well their next movie will do.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 8:56pm.
Capitalism AND communism have both been shitty. I don't want someone telling me what the hell to believe and how to think or what I should do for a living. I also don't want someone earning a million-dollar bonus for fucking people over or corporations deciding elections.

What is disgusting is Hugo Chavez praising Kim Jong Dead for what he's done for N. Korea. Because starving your people while you eat fine cuisine and build nuclear weapons should be honored.

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I'm going to report myself for saying this... but the Kim Jong dictator guy and his son look kind of... well, um "special".

LaChaylo's picture

Capitalism AND communism have both been shitty. I don't want someone telling me what the hell to believe and how to think or what I should do for a living. I also don't want someone earning a million-dollar bonus for fucking people over or corporations deciding elections.

What is disgusting is Hugo Chavez praising Kim Jong Dead for what he's done for N. Korea. Because starving your people while you eat fine cuisine and build nuclear weapons should be honored.

/political rant

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 8:46pm.

heehee!... *bats eyelashes*... i have NO IDEA what you're talking about!LOL!

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ESE, if you were one of Snow White's dwarves, you would be Flirty!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 8:33pm.
Wow, even though some of you all are grumpy
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you forgot that some of us are "Sleepy", "Bashful", "Sneezy", "Dopey", "Doc", or "Happy"... you're still proud, right?LOL!

OT: oh, come on!... i had to look up the rest of the seven dwarves for this comment! you can't expect me to have a valid point to this topic, right?

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Wow, even though some of you all are grumpy, I have to say... I'm so proud of you all for having informed opinions about important stuff! Carry on.

Hysteria's picture

There's nothing wrong with being a communist.

Sean Penn looks like Herman Munster's aging werewolf son.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 4:57pm.
..and only in a country thoroughly fucked by capitalism would "communist" even be an insult.

this needs to be repeated for truth.

Submitted by Bree on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 6:58pm.

First off, I'm clearly not "making shit up" since it actually happened. Second, he still mowed down people which was the initial point. Third, maybe you could actually spend time researching facts instead of inserting your bullshit opinions like "Those people would have been worse for the Venezuelans than Hugo Chavez" and admitting you know nothing by saying "I don't know how he has polled right now currently..."

If you are going to argue, at least take the 2 seconds it takes to Google and actually use facts instead of just babbling bullshit.

"200,000 people do not make "the people.""
But it's a pretty significant number of people who are rightly pissed off.

"At least be honest about what Hugo Chavez is, instead of making shit up."

Okay? Want me to be honest. Here's a rundown of what Hugo Chavez is:

-He sent funds to FARC,which if you knew anything you would know that they are Colombian terrorists (source)

-He silences anyone who says anything bad about him (source)

-Rocket launchers Sweden sold to Chavez found at FARC base (source)

It is a proven fact that he has threatened other candidates, such as Rosales in 2007. He threatened to hurt his family, and he has taken part in abductions from other politicians.

He is a totalitarian who only makes decisions that benefit himself and no one else. Before you call bullshit on someone else, make sure you know what you're talking about.

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"While picking up her mom at LAX, Maria saw Sean in AA's baggage claim area...."

Please tell me I'm not the only person who read that sentence and thought, "Wow, Alcoholics Anonymous has its own baggage carousel---time to make friends with Dr. Bill!"

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Jeff Spicoli: "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

Can Sean please smoke a doobie and chill the fuck out?

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First off, I'm clearly not "making shit up" since it actually happened. Second, he still mowed down people which was the initial point. Third, maybe you could actually spend time researching facts instead of inserting your bullshit opinions like "Those people would have been worse for the Venezuelans than Hugo Chavez" and admitting you know nothing by saying "I don't know how he has polled right now currently..."

If you are going to argue, at least take the 2 seconds it takes to Google and actually use facts instead of just babbling bullshit.

"200,000 people do not make "the people.""
But it's a pretty significant number of people who are rightly pissed off.

"At least be honest about what Hugo Chavez is, instead of making shit up."

Okay? Want me to be honest. Here's a rundown of what Hugo Chavez is:

-He sent funds to FARC,which if you knew anything you would know that they are Colombian terrorists (source)

-He silences anyone who says anything bad about him (source)

-Rocket launchers Sweden sold to Chavez found at FARC base (source)

It is a proven fact that he has threatened other candidates, such as Rosales in 2007. He threatened to hurt his family, and he has taken part in abductions from other politicians.

He is a totalitarian who only makes decisions that benefit himself and no one else. Before you call bullshit on someone else, make sure you know what you're talking about.

So he mowed down "dissidents" that were trying to commit a coup? LOL. NO. Sorry. Those people would have been worse for the Venezuelans than Hugo Chavez.

The people weren't having it? I don't know how he has polled right now currently, but the majority of Venezuelans reelected him, and he was popular with the public last time I checked. 200,000 people do not make "the people."

At least be honest about what Hugo Chavez is, instead of making shit up.

Edited to include this bit of footage that shows that it probably wasn't Chavez or his supporters that were responsible for the deaths. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTWnwZK09IM

Sean Penn can always be relied upon when it comes to unfurling the cuntery.

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good job maria! it takes balls to stand up whiny hollywood coddled bitches. i'm sure it won't help her get more work. fuck sean penn. he has no idea what he's talking about. she does. she lived it.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 4:57pm.

..and only in a country thoroughly fucked by capitalism would "communist" even be an insult.

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..and only in a country thoroughly fucked by capitalism would "communist" even be an insult.

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Sean Penn could have handled this better. He's such a fucking douchebag.

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Maria Conchita Alonso is a republican so it does not surprise me that she hates Sean. Sean is entitled to his opinion, it's not like he walked up to her and confronted her about his beliefs, she walked up to him and tried to force her opinion down his throat.

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Sean Penn is entitled to his opinions, but he didn't exactly respond in a classy way either(not saying Maria did too). He lives in Hollywood, in huge mansions, driving expensive cars, never eating strange parts of the pig. Does he really know what it is like to live in Venezuela? And I mean like outside of the big city? Have any of his close loved ones been victims of the violence there? Venezuela and Colombia have pretty bad reputations of lawlessness. Maria may or may not have experienced many hardships growing up there, but being a native she has more credibility to her opinions. She has seen things first hand. I'm not saying that Sean isn't smart or that he hasn't done good things for nations in need. But, for someone as informed as Sean, I would think he would have reacted in a better way than he did.

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Sean Penn is a hubris laden douchebag. An overzealous, pompous, and vexatious asshole that deserves to die with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

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Maria Conchita Alonzo should be a Hot Slut, but not because of this. Because she released the world's greatest workout video, "Dance It Up, Hot Fitness" back in the 80's or 90's. I shit you not, she did the entire workout in a pair of high heeled pumps and purred comments about how "sexxxxyyyyy" it would make you non-stop. It was mostly just her and some random chicks gyrating.

I used to belong to a fitness group and it was legend among us. We would break that video out and watch it at parties. I may even still have it someplace, but it's VHS and it was in bad shape even back then. I'd love to share it with you all, but the best I can do is a photo of the cover.

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Submitted by Knative on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:05pm.
Government mowing down protesters? Do tell Bree. That sounds like some BS you're slinging.

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Well first, I wasn't the original poster, I was just agreeing with it.

Second, in 2002 there was a failed coup de'tat where they tried to oust Chavez and he used military force to reinstate himself. A bunch of people wanted him out because of some crazy laws he was trying to pass (one of them being bringing PDVSA's oil revenues under state control), they called on him to resign, and he refused. On April 11, over 200,000 people marched to PDVSA and secretly hoped to divert to the palace to force the president to resign.

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Close to Miraflores, a line of police and National Guard held the marchers for a time, before the marchers pressed by, knocking down some of the police motorcycles. The protestors were led by Guaicaipuro Lameda and Rear Admiral Molina Tamayo, "who kept calling on them to surge forward for a direct assault on the palace about two hundred yards away."[45] The National Guard fired tear gas to keep the opposition marchers away; Molina Tamayo urged the crowd to advance through it.[45] At about 2.30pm opposition protestors began to throw objects at the National Guard and the Chavistas a block away; some were thrown back, and the opposition and the Chavistas exchanged insults. Police motorcycles pushed the opposition towards the Chavistas, and as a police tank turned onto the main street, the first shot was heard.[45] Lameda, Molina Tamayo, Carmona and CTV leader Carlos Ortega had left the area on motorcycles a few minutes earlier.[46] By the end of the afternoon, nineteen were dead,[47] and around 60 injured.

People wanted to get rid of him so strongly that they marched in protest, which ended up with some of the protesters dying. So don't give me the BS that "everyone wanted him elected." He made some piss poor selfish choices and the people weren't having it, but he wasn't having that.

Call it BS slinging if you want, if you bothered to read you would see that it happened.

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Geez, what are you, the left-out, illegitimate little brother or something?

Submitted by Capitanne on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 1:39pm.
Sean Penn is 4"11" and never graduated high school. Napoleon complex much? He was born in LA to Hollywood parents and grew up with other rich, entitled movie brats. He is a chain smoking, hard drinking serial cheater with two divorces under his belt - one from the disgusting Madonna. An overrated actor who chews the scenery playing crooked cops, mobsters and other deviants, Penn fancies himself a great thinker. I prefer to remember him as Jeff Spicoli and forget what an evil, ungrateful, self-aggrandizing asshole he has become while the idiots in Hollywood worship at his smelly feet.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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Team Maria Conchita on this one. Since she had written a diatribe about him, it seems like the right thing to do to try and start a dialogue. (If she had ignored him, that would have been weird to me.) I guess he wasn't in the mood to talk (understandable after a flight), but then he could have said they could talk later. if you are going to put your beliefs out there, then prepare to defend.

hugo chavez--i'm torn. i do think he's attacked unfairly by the u.s. and yet, he's no angel either. plus, anyone who gives 4 hour plus speeches is probably a douche, IMO.

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Submitted by jelliebean on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:07pm.

He didn't recognize her because she walked away before he could sniff her crotch. Peta needs to get on his ass for his tortured impersonation of a German Shepard.
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Smug assholes CAN do good things. I also appreciate the real work that Penn has done and continues to do for the people in Haiti.
I believe that Chavez is a thug, but Alonzo going after Penn in baggage claim was bad form.

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every picture of him, he always has this smug look of someone who revels in their own awesomeness. he also doesn't believe in freedom of speech except for smart people like himself and his puppet-master mr. chavez.

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Sean Penn is such a nasty pig. I liked him better when he was quiet and I didn't know anything about him, except that he divorced Madonna.

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Team Sean. She didn't "want to talk" at all, just hurl insults like a fucking five-year-old.

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He's a smug asshole.

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penn may be a dbag, but her confronting him in an airport where people are just doing their thing is really really really low class. And I find her recounting of the tale to be a bit suspect as that doesn't sound like something penn would say. "you've been saying bad things about me in the press?" really?? sounds like bs

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He didn't recognize her because she walked away before he could sniff her crotch. Peta needs to get on his ass for his tortured impersonation of a German Shepard.

Government mowing down protesters? Do tell Bree. That sounds like some BS you're slinging.

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@ ESE - all great movies. Thought 21 Grams was excellent too.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 1:34pm.
<"Chavez is not a Dictator. He was elected EACH time by the people. ">

Ignore the soldiers with machine guns mowing down the dissidents! Por favor, step OVER the bodies, amigos! Chavez 99.5, no!, 99.8%!!! Hoorah!! Chavez took over the private oil companies in Venezuela, Mad Maxine Waters loves that idea for the United States.
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Pretty much this.