Marc Jacobs Got Himself A Brazilian Porn Star Piece
Marc Jacobs' former fiance Lorenzo Martone meticulously manicured the hair scarf hugging his face the same way some of us meticulously manicure our taint bush into shapes of the season (mine's Rudolph's head poking out of a wreath), so I didn't think Marc would ever find a piece who puts hair face grooming first. I stand corrected, because the Internet is saying that Marc is spreading his nipples all over this South American piece with a world-class eyebrow situation. (Joe Jonas, take note, this is what those wolf pubes over your eyes would look like after a visit from tweezers and an ice cub.)
The hot piece hugging on Marc from the back is Brazilian porn star and (NSFW) rent boy Harry Louis and he Tweeted out the picture above along with a note about how he's in love...blah blah blah...Paris...love... blah blah blah.... etc... GPS Brasilia has been saying for a couple of weeks now that Harry is Marc's new bought-and-paid-for bitch. Harry refused to say anything about this shit (a smart hooker never tells) and Marc closed his lips to the rumor that he's pulling a Calvin Klein.
I know your ass Googles Marc Jacobs' name every night before you go to bed so you can rest with the assurance of knowing that you know everything about Marc Jacobs' personal life, but I have a good reason for posting this shit. This reason is the answer to all of your questions!
You: Michael, why are you posting this shit?
Answer: FAT PEEN!
You: Michael, why does Marc Jacobs look like his overworked jaw is about to file a forced labor claim against his mouth?
Answer: FAT PEEN!
You: Michael, why would Marc fly that trick to Paris and shower him with expensive gifts?
Answer: FAT PEEN!
And since you're only looking at this post, because your eyes flew to the words "FAT PEEN" like, well, like eyes to the words "FAT PEEN," (NSFW) click here to see it. Warning: If you have a prostate, looking at that double stuffed dick might put (more) bruises on it. Looking at it will also give you a lunch craving for a monster burrito with extra beans. I'll place your order now.
via Gawker
That's an interesting combination, I wonder how much it will last. I am not the one to judge here but I think it's so obvious. So is this guy a real porn star? Did you people watched live porn and recognized his face?
This is an ankle cheap uggs that has pebbled bomber leather uppers and an extremely stylish appeal that can be worn almost any place. Your feet are free from moisture by the Bamboo Twill sock liner. There is a heat engraved UGG logo on the heel counter that proves that it an UGG boot. More men are beginning to see that uggs for cheap is a wonderful footwear selection for them just like women. The sophisticated Herrick will probably be very popular.
Mark just wants to fuck a younger version of himself. I mean, seriously? They're dead-ringers.
Submitted by Hellraiser on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 7:41pm.
Yuck! Why did I click? Guy on guy anal makes me sick. I always think of guys butts as dirty/poopy. Guy on girl anal however....rowr!
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Er, I hate to break it to you, but "girls"/women poop out of their buttholes too. Are you retarded?
I have no fucking idea what this story is about.
All I saw was FAT PEEN and the rest is a blur.
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HO. LY. SHIT!!!!1. ::whines::
Well Harry louis mostly tops in his videos, so Im guessing Marc Jacobs is a bottom bitch.
And if that assumption is correct Marc Jacobs asshole would be as wide as the english channel.
how else can you take cocks that size in your huhu everyday and not have it gaping?
as a professional gay, i make a rule not to take anything beyond 8 inches, if i go down on a fella and he is huge, then a BJ is alls his getting...like the time i went down on some guy with 10.5 inches, well i didnt know he was big, until it got big. anyway suffice to say, i told him NO when he wanted to tap it from the back.
Anyway why are you all surprised? Marc Jacobs is one of the biggest whores around, when he was a fat fuck he was a whore now that he is a skinny fuck, he is a bigger whore.
First of all...I's EXIT ONLY. Of course I have tried it more than on a few occasions!
I had to be sure, sluts! Don't judge me!
Second, Marc Jacobs is obviously a glutton for punishment. I wonder if this will inspire his new line?
If it is filled with gaping holes then we'l have our answer!
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The great things about Brazilian porn:
1. The foreplay is nice.
2. They wear condoms.
Wow. His penis kept morphing into different shapes in those porn pictures of him. I guess it's like trying to capture a moving target. A very, very slippery one.
FINALLY! a peen post! and it has peen on peen action!!!!!!!!!!! bravo, MK. bra. vo. That Harry sure can power pound an ass. Good for you, Marc. Good for you.
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Yuck! Why did I click? Guy on guy anal makes me sick. I always think of guys butts as dirty/poopy. Guy on girl anal however....rowr!
Marc's trick is cute but he's not THAT hung. He has width but the length looks average to me. I could handle that so I am sure Marc's more experienced azz can too.
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Omg I just saw the nsfw jump and those poons had me at hello. Holy shit.
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All I can say is, OUCH!
I'm really getting sick of the way the gay community idolizes porn stars as if they're something to aspire to. There's nothing cool about selling yourself for sex. It's lazy and tacky. I love porn as much as the next guy, but I don't want to see my boyfriend doing it (unless it's for my own personal private use). Marc Jacobs is trashy and now he has a boyfriend to match.
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Marc Jacobs sucks, he is the most boring designer in the world. I think instead of trying to run 5 different lines of boring crap he should focus and make one line that doesn't suck.
Also, don't these guys feel embarrassed about buying boyfriends from rentboy.com? I would be mortified if I were rich and famous and couldn't find somebody to fuck me.
Ponchiks that's awful!!! See guys watch the mean porn and think that's the thing to do and bring it home. I hope not alot of guys are getting their cues from this shit. I guess thats why I watch the gay stuff more, plus it's double the wienner :), and I like wienners!
Awww, who doesn't dream of falling in *love* with a man photographed getting fucked from both ends and sticking his face in another man's asshole. I do believe in Christmas miracles. (GROSS!!!!!!!!!)
Girth is his thing.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 1:36pm.
GG, I love me some porn but I can't with the spitting. Makes me gag.
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Ugh, spitting is so nasty! What's with that? I had an encounter once with this hot piece of ass, when mid-job he started to try and spit INTO MY MOUTH!!!! WTF?! The moment he did that was the moment I was out of that door never to return. Nasty sick fuck.
And that fat peen does look very tempting....
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
AHHH! AHHH!...AHHH! That's all I got.
Why, oh why did I click on that link to the FAT PEEN!
I like Jacobs, but he is such a fucking caricature. An old, nebish, crone whose decided to be "sexy" aka, date dudes way better looking who are attracted to his fame and money, lose weight, and turn into a roided out meth freak. And he waits until his forties to do all this shit.
OT:loving the avvie yet,again, Sandbitch :)
Harry Louis? I'm impressed. Harry is a hot piece and I like his big fat dick. I certainly spent enough time at UKNakedMen looking at it.
Go get yours Miss Jacobs!
Ok, Whamo, I forgive you, you nice Jamaican-Irish piece of Canadian ass!
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Dark-sided!
I was trying to look at it real quick before my boss walks in behind me and accuses me of perusing porn during work. That FAT PEEN lookS like a giant MARSHMALLOW PEEPS..
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 1:22pm.
*Removes Whamo's $250 gift Visa card from carefully wrapped present and gives back to self*
Didn't want Whamo's plastic purple manual dildo and Happy Meal gift certificate anyway. Cheap bastard!
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I would have spent it on you anyway. :P
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 1:36pm.
GG, I love me some porn but I can't with the spitting. Makes me gag.
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Yeah.... this! Hell I won't even eat birfdai cake cause, to blow out candles, you get a mist of spit over the whole thing.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 1:47pm
HAHAH, maybe back in mah drinking days.
GG, yes, you may watch, but we'll have to charge.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Can I watch? :D
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 1:42pm.
Thanks but my ass is exit only. especially with anything that fucking big. damn
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oh, come on!... just take a deep breath, and relax... i promise, i'll be gentle!... heeheehee!
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Thanks but my ass is exit only. especially with anything that fucking big. damn.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
GG, I love me some porn but I can't with the spitting. Makes me gag.
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Sorry about that Louise_Brooks, let me clarify. The gay porn is the stuff I borrow from my friend (who is a gay man)since the straight stuff wasnt doing it for me cos of the spitting and slapping. Sorry I didnt mention that but I guess I left it out because we were talking about "regular" porn.
Anal sex talk?
Swoon.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:53pm.
LOL!!! Hey now, WTF I turn my head for a minute and I'm getting a dick in the ass...what what WHAT!!!
I think that's usually how it happens.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA weezy!!! *dies*
Holy penis, Batman!! That thing is huge! LOL
*Removes Whamo's $250 gift Visa card from carefully wrapped present and gives back to self*
Didn't want Whamo's plastic purple manual dildo and Happy Meal gift certificate anyway. Cheap bastard!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:58pm.
LOL!!! Hey now, WTF I turn my head for a minute and I'm getting a dick in the ass...what what WHAT!!!
I think that's usually how it happens.
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That made me bark out a laugh Wheezy:)
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:05pm.
So, IF. What are you strongly implying about Whoro and Jack's....um...predilections? LOL!
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Doggie..I have no peen proclivities...not that there's anything wrong with that.
*throws doggie's Christmas present on top of Ms Fury's burning present*
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:00pm.
That avie has me in TEEEEEEARRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:53pm.
LOL!!! Hey now, WTF I turn my head for a minute and I'm getting a dick in the ass...what what WHAT!!!
I think that's usually how it happens.
It's not that big and it's got a funny shape. But, as long as everybody's happy...
just have a few drinks, take it slow and relax your anus, gaylords.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I m not anti-anal, but there is no way in HELL i would take the pornguys dick up the dookie chute.
The girth of that thing is enough to scare me.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:19pm.
Hey now! I didn't say Whamo and Jack were gay. I just wondered if it hurt them when they took a dick up the ass.
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LOL!!! Hey now, WTF I turn my head for a minute and I'm getting a dick in the ass...what what WHAT!!!
I would have no idea what anything feels like in the ass other than a doctor's finger (at least he said he was a doctor, he WAS wearing a white coat, having said that maybe I should have thought twice about a free rectal examination in a supermarket parking lot hmmmmm?) anyway those exams are brutal and embarrassing enough.
*takes Ms Fury's Christmas present and burns it*
God fucking bless you for those links MK
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