How Dreadful Indeed: Dwight Of RHOA Arrested
No mug shot camera has ever frosted up the way one did when the belle of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Dwight Eubanks, posed in front of it after getting arrested in Atlanta last Wednesday. Believe it or not, Dwight wasn't arrested for assault with a deadly pucker. Mr. Peanut's charm school coach and long-lost twin was put into handcuffs for driving with a suspended license. The most embarrassing part is that Dwight was pulled over in a Chevy Tahoe. A delicate dandy like Dwight should be chauffeured around in a gold carriage pulled by white stallions wearing gingham print capes. Not a Chevy Tahoe! My body just went as limp as Sheree's dick after Bob served her.
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution says that Dwight was pulled over for a burnt out headlight and when they asked for his identification, he showed them the label on a jar of Planters Peanuts. That wasn't good enough for the police and when they did a quick search on Dwight, they found that his license was suspended. Dwight was arrested, charged and later released.
Dwight is the sweet treat you find in the middle of a Tootsie Pop and his queefs are the secret ingredient in smelling salts, so how dare he be treated like this. Dwight gets arrested for driving with a bunk license, yet Sheree struts free even after she murdered dozens of ear drums with this:
At least I think that's Sheree "singing".... But if you told me it was Scrappy-Doo, I wouldn't call you a liar.
(Mugshot of Beautee via MyFoxPhoenix)
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Not only was it a Tahoe, it had a burnt out headlight! Dat's trashy, gurl! I bet it was dirty and dented and had Taco Bell trash in it too.
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
All I ask is to be tardy for the party cause this is the shit... literally.
"Who gon' check me boo"... are you fucking kidding me? Totally illiterate street trash talk. Whore can't sing, and the name of the record has got to be one of the worst ever; it rivals Well Fed's "papazao".
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Dwight drives a Tahoe? That bitch can RUN in heels. Sheree gets on my friggin nerves.
I got rid of my Chevy Tahoe because it was too butch for me and I'm not nearly as dainty as Dwight!
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England's Finest Rose
HAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHa!! @ the planters peanut line!
Damn, I always knew that Dwight mess was some shady motherfucker - well, ever since that thing with Shereè when he tried to claim back $30,000 from her for that broke ass 'fashion show'.
Trying to get money out of Shereè is is like trying to get blood from a stone anyways (BTW Being French, whenever I read the name 'Shereè', I both cringe and laugh inside at that naff misspelt attempt at fake French).
Then there was that time he and NeNe fought over some shady shit he'd done with her husband that was never explained completely.
Anybrokewhores of Atlanta, I love that show! They're all so delusional (apart from Kandi who is a true self-made woman) and make great TV. BAM!
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Stinkfish on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:29am.
RHOA is the worst. They are all broker than the hos on RHONJ. I have no idea why Bravo renewed RHOA. Probably just because of Kim's pregnancy, honestly.
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OMG. Really?
Damn.
It SUCKS. IMO Beverly Hills is the closest thing this show has come to being what it's supposed to be.
Submitted by Stinkfish on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:29am.
RHOA is the worst. They are all broker than the hos on RHONJ. I have no idea why Bravo renewed RHOA. Probably just because of Kim's pregnancy, honestly.
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I think it's the most watched Housewives show.
this is the only Housewives I don't watch, I just CAINT with those "women"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Oh and lest I forget...having beyond the allotted limit of money for someone that didnt create a computer or some type of software and still dressing like a gender confused teen boy in middle America (I'm looking at you Adrian)....LOVE RHOBH...it really is like the real life version of Dynasty. Lisa for one a a very "Alexis" quality about her.
Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:34am.
I absolutely loathe the RHOA...the only person on that show with real money is Kandi...other than that everyone last one of those broke bitches is a fraud...And I will always curse this show for introducing us to Derek J, Lawrence, and this pickled pussy Dwight.
Team RHOBH..atleast those tricks have money for real...and they bring on real rich people drama like marrying evil husbands for pay, being mad that friend's daughter's bachelorette party is being held at YOUR family casino, having to part with your mooching resident gay, your husband leaving you and then marrying a younger version of you less then 10 seconds after the ink dried on your divorce papers, and the absolute best; being a washed up child star who constantly marries smarmy wealthy men b/c you can't be alone, having babies so you won't be alone and being addicted to drugs and alcohol to deal with all this...yes ladies and gentlemen the winner is BEVERLY HILLS!!!!
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THE FACTS ARE ON PUBLIC DISPLAY.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I absolutely loathe the RHOA...the only person on that show with real money is Kandi...other than that everyone last one of those broke bitches is a fraud...And I will always curse this show for introducing us to Derek J, Lawrence, and this pickled pussy Dwight.
Team RHOBH..atleast those tricks have money for real...and they bring on real rich people drama like marrying evil husbands for pay, being mad that friend's daughter's bachelorette party is being held at YOUR family casino, having to part with your mooching resident gay, your husband leaving you and then marrying a younger version of you less then 10 seconds after the ink dried on your divorce papers, and the absolute best; being a washed up child star who constantly marries smarmy wealthy men b/c you can't be alone, having babies so you won't be alone and being addicted to drugs and alcohol to deal with all this...yes ladies and gentlemen the winner is BEVERLY HILLS!!!!
I don't believe that was Sheree singing. It had to be an owl who sucked on helium, or David Beckham. Not Sheree!
I dont watch this crapfest so I dont get it with the jar of peanuts.
Is that Anthony from Designing Women ???
RHOA is the worst. They are all broker than the hos on RHONJ. I have no idea why Bravo renewed RHOA. Probably just because of Kim's pregnancy, honestly.
@ Sucky
You're welcome :)
Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:01am.
I didn't know Dwight was that broke. I guess Nene was right when she said he had no money, or else he would have fixed his nose already. All those people live in borrowed glasss houses. Did you see sherre's apartment in the last episode? She had no tv and her son sleeping on the floor. Crazy.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
I've grown so weary of all the Real Housewives franchises, Teen Mom, etc. I think a new low was reached when that guy hung himself, and the wife has gone on, and on about abuse, etc...Teen Moms in physical fights in front of their kids...anything goes, it's all about ratings, money, and PR, right?
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..."suspicious looking local".
I can never understand why on all these sorts of hip hop songs they use a drum machine that sounds like a toddler beating on some old Chicken of the Sea cans and a empty box of Cheerios. Do they all just share the same beat down 1980 electronic keyboard that one of them got for Christmas when he was in junior high and mail it back and forth to each other? Even on tracks by supposedly filthy rich "artists" it's like "clack clacka whack clack whacka whack whack." I could get a better drum sound giving my cat a pink belly.
? well I made it to 12 seconds on that song.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 10:42am.
I endured 15 migraine-inducing seconds of "Who Gon' Check Me, Boo".
That's a goof, right?
Lastly, shouldn't that be an accent aigue, not an accent grave on the first of Sheree's last 2 ee's? Aw, forget it.
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haha! I thought of this too. It's more pretentious that way.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
No clue who this is.
Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 10:58am.
According to this, She-man has been playing very dirty in regards to her child support.
http://www.realitytea.com/2011/12/16/report-more-details-about-sheree-wh...
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Thank you for this interesting link.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Lmao @ the planters peanuts lable.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Fin LOL at the Planter's Peanuts label.
A joke: A blond gets stopped by a blond state trooper for speeding. The cop asks the girl for her license, and she digs in her purse, looks into a compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond state trooper looks into the mirror, hands it back to the blond driver, and says, "Thanks, and have a good day, officer."
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:00am.
Best mughot I've seen in a while:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/shoplifters-robbed-stealing-sup...
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"Faces of Meth" much? I love that while they were shoplifting, somebody else ripped off their car stereo.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Pygar2000 on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 10:58am.
Sheree makes Kim sound like Celine Dion...
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Ha! Ha! Didn't think it was possible, but you are right!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Everything, I repeat ERRYTHANG! that creature has to his name is begged, borrowed, stolen, or rented. That fancy house he was claiming was his they did the writeup on a few months back turned out to be a rental and he was several months behind on his rent. Eventually the sheriff's deputies showed up one day and hauled everything he owned inside onto the sidewalk (which wasn't much since most of the stuff inside belonged to his friend he rented the place from).
Just like the rest of the scum on that show Dwight is all smoke and mirrors. If you put together what he and NeNe actually own outright that you see on that show, you could fill up a broom closet with room to spare.
double post
Best mughot I've seen in a while:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/shoplifters-robbed-stealing-sup...
OH this mess! The last time I watched the Atlanta Hos SheHe was on a date with a "doctor" and He asked her for proof that she was female!!
I don't watch any RH shit. I have no idea who this is.
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I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
-P!nk
hahahaha Yeah and.... take my mugshot I haven't got all day.
Manface Sheree's still on this mess? she always reminded me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Chiles
Sheree makes Kim sound like Celine Dion...
Poor dwight his wonderfulness has been replaced by lawrence, too bad boo.
According to this, She-man has been playing very dirty in regards to her child support.
http://www.realitytea.com/2011/12/16/report-more-details-about-sheree-wh...
She actually owes her ex money. That's why he doesn't pay child support. Sherre is a disgusting useless golddigger that won't even buy her son a bed to sleep in. But bitch is driving around in a porsche. SMH.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
"...and when they asked for his identification, he showed them the label on a jar of Planters Peanuts."
I don't know how you come up with this stuff, MK, but it is fucking GOLD!
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 10:51am.
For what reason was his license suspended, hmmmmm?
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IMPAIRING OTHER DRIVERS WITH HIS BLINDING ELEGANCE, NATURALLY.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm surprised that a nobody like Dwight could even GET arrested.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
For what reason was his license suspended, hmmmmm?
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 10:38am.
I was quite surprised to learn that Dwight drives a Tahoe. A man with that unmistakeable beauty and those brows should be in a Jetta at the very least.
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banana colored miata?
DWIGHT IS ARRESTING *ME* WITH THAT SEDUCING LOOK IN HIS EYES!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm surprised He by He-man didn't do some Viking type song with those muscular arms!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
But Officer, if you look closely, my picture is right here on this jar of peanuts.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Excuse my mugshot.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
OH YEAH SHEREE YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIRE PHAEDRA, OH YEAH RIGHT MM HMM YEAH UH HUH OK YEAH. I SAW YOUR ASS TALKING SHIT ON ANDY COHEN'S FAGGOTRY HOUR. AND YEAH SHE WAS WAITING FOR CLEARANCE FOR CAMERAS MY ASS, YOU WERE PAYING HER ASS FUCKING LATE SO SHE DIDN'T FILE IT, SHE WAS WAITING FOR THAT CHECK!!! YOU WAS TARDY FOR THE PARTY BITCH!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I endured 15 migraine-inducing seconds of "Who Gon' Check Me, Boo".
That's a goof, right?
Lastly, shouldn't that be an accent aigue, not an accent grave on the first of Sheree's last 2 ee's? Aw, forget it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Planters Peanuts- you're killing me here, MK.
i thought that was robin thicke
HOW DREADFUL! NO! HIS PENILE IMPLANT IS GONNA ATTRACT SO MUCH ATTENTION!!
"The Atlanta Journal-Constitution says that Dwight was pulled over for a burnt out headlight and when they asked for his identification, he showed them the label on a jar of Planters Peanuts. "
I FUCKING LOL'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.