Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 20, 2011 / Posted by:

This recently married male singer says all the right things about his wife and marriage but I wonder if he told her about the sex he had with that red haired woman two nights before he got married. (CDAN)

Phoebe Price, how could you lure an almost married dude into your freckled goodness by seductively flexing your chicken cutlets at him? But seriously, I’m going to guess this is Michael Buble, because every time I see him I’m convinced his crotch smells like the Little Trees car freshener he rubs down there so his wife won’t get a nostril full of eau de side ho.

This a-hole R&B singer is stepping out on his current girlfriend. Hopefully she does not confront him about it. (CDAN)

The one and only Fist Brown?

Which A-list actor smoked heroin with his then-actress/girlfriend in the early ’90s before he became super famous? Now he’s tied down with a brood of kids and doesn’t touch the hard stuff. But the handsome hunk still likes to relax with his much-loved marijuana! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis?

He’s a young actor whose biggest role didn’t propel him into stardom, despite his talent. She is an actress who gets more attention than she should, despite her lack of talent. Neither of them thinks they are getting enough attention, so what better way to grab some headlines than a fake controversy? Let’s pretend that she is hooking up with one of his costars behind his back!

Normally, a love triangle among three attractive up-and-comers would create lots of drama. This one should produce a lot of eye-rolling. Next time they should select a third who isn’t quite so gay. And if the girl is so desperate for attention, she should consider taking lessons from one of her relatives who rose to the top by sleeping her way through Hollywood. (Blind Gossip)

Emma Roberts, Chord Overstreet, Darren Criss and Julia Roberts. Exhibit: EVERYTHING

What do you do if you are the daughter of a billionaire and have a thing for a jackass of a reality star who is not married but close enough? You offer him $50K to spend the night and the only thing he says is that it needs to be cash so the family does not find out. (CDAN)

Petra Eccelstone and Scott Disick? Pimp Mama Kris wouldn’t give three shits about this as long as Scott slips her cut into the inside pocket of her pimp coat and gives her a copy of the fuck tape she can leak when their fame whore ratings start slipping.

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