Afternoon Crumbs

Sebastian Bach is looking every shade of hot – The Superficial

Rooney Mara has no idea what it coming out of her talk hole anymore – Lainey Gossip

Chaz Bono’s mighty mighty fupa is officially on the market again – Celebitchy

Michelle George: From semi-successful TV actress to Twitter trollop – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What is this “music career” David Archuleta is taking a break from to star in the real-life Book of Mormon? – Towleroad

Ashley Jizzdale tries to bust out her best sexyface, but instead looks like she’s trying to burp out a fart – Hollywood Tuna

The water in Mexico isn’t the only thing that will give you the wet shits, so will these pictures of Mr. & Mrs. Squint – Popsugar

Please pray that Vanessa Hudgens gets better, because that outfit is clearly telling me that the bitch is ill – Popoholic

This grinch-like cartoon of Fuggie Fug looks more human than she does – The Berry

I will not accept this Debra Messing divorce news until I hear it from Karen over a 5 martini lunch – ICYDK

More talent than Ke$hit – The Daily What

Here’s 4 minute-long tunnel ride through the year’s best viral videos. Get your shots first! – Videogum

Why aren’t all of these Works of CoCo Art in MoMa? – Cityrag

R.I.P. HUNG – Just Jared

How can you do a Very Drunk History of Christmas and not get Spaz de la Huerta to narrate it? – OMG Blog

You know Khloe Kardashian was the mastermind behind the death of Kobe Bryant’s marriage – Crunk + Disorderly

My abuelita has that same hoodie as Whitney Port and she got hers at the border in Tijuana and works it better – Hollywood Rag

Gerard Butler got fucked up in a twelve foot swell and no that’s not a euphemism – I’m Not Obsessed