What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
No, your browser didn't fall into a future portal and show you the first runway refugee on the new season of RuPaul's Drag Race who was given her sashay away orders after losing a challenge where she had to make a Star Trek go-go dancer outfit out of Regretsy rejects. This is Jenny Craig'sWeight Watchers' main ho, JHud, wearing a whole lot of dusty pink NO at last night's taping of Vh1 Divas Soul in NYC.
When you're at the same event as the international icon of glamour Dolly Parton, this is not how come out. That lacefront was slapped on with Silly Putty, those retina-melting boots were made from my old glitter snap bracelets and the top of her dress almost looks like a bib of dehydrated menstrual berries. But even though JHud was hairline to toe fug, she still didn't give us the most dreadful look last night. That title goes to Jessie J who really needs to have a permanent seat on a chair made of Super Glue. That low budget Mrs. White mop on her head gives me flames, FLAMES, on the side of my face.
Here's more pictures from last night's Vh1 Divas Soul, which I think airs tonight (I think). In order!: JHead, Jill Scott, Mary J. Blige, Florence Welch, Jessie Janky, Mavis Staples with Martha Reeves, Chaka with 50 Cent, Common and DOLLY!!!!
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Mavis Staples looks damn good.
JHud, not so much. Maybe she can't eat,
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Mavis Staples looks damn good.
JHud, not so much. Maybe she can't eat,
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 8:10pm.
Exactly!
And..
Hi! ;)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:23am.
Chaka with her crazy / druggie self...looks good at 60+.Most people who have done what she's done to herself are in a far worse place.Amazing.
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Dr, Funk, did you see her episode of 'Celebrity Ghost Stories"? Of course not, you are long gone and will never read this urgent message to you and you alone.
But just in case, the URL is:
http://youtu.be/byKplOGKZaA
She talks about the beginning of her drug use when she was on the road - being pursued by a ghost...!
I love her more now!
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
*said just like Whitney did in her "I'm Every Woman" song*
Chaka Kahn. Chaka Kahn!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by Tatiana on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 5:35pm.
She has fallen into the same trap many women do after they lose weight, which is that they figure being skinny means everything looks good on you.
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THIS.
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You don't really want to mess with me tonight
-P!nk
Off topic, but does anybody remember that horror story about the lady who always wore a ribbon around her neck? She wore it day and night, day in, day out. One day her husband was curious why and he snuck in her room in the middle of the night (back then they didn't sleep together) and cut the ribbon off. And to his horror, her head rolled off onto the floor and it was wailing "I told you not to touch the ribbon!" as it rolled down the hallway.
JHud never read this story or she wouldn't have worn this thing!
I think J-Hud did go through a Weight Watchers plan and I think that many people are just jealous because she actually lost the weight, while they sit at home and fork Ding Dong after Ding Dong down their hole.
Do I think she will stay this slim? No. Do I think she should enjoy her new found size for as long as she can?
Absolutely.
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dolly!!! chaka!!!
that is all.
@SF, could be! I hope there aren't too many of them out there lol
My favorite Dolly quote?
"If I have offended anybody with any of my language, all I can say is 'tough titty!"
She has fallen into the same trap many women do after they lose weight, which is that they figure being skinny means everything looks good on you.
I don't believe for a moment she went to Weight Watchers. She never discusses the plan in any of her interviews. Sure, she'll name-drop it, but she never goes into specifics. I think she had surgery.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:29am.
I like Common and his bald head. I wonder if my anus could swallow it.
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Hahahaha!!
The world needs more Dolly! And cow bell.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
The outfit may be ridiculous but i can't get over the fact how *beep* amazing Jennifer looks now!!!
Thin totally agrees with her IMO.
Does anyone if she went under the knife or the old fashioned diet and exercise routine?
Submitted by jsanto24 on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:37am.
Why is it when a woman loses weight she celebrates by dressing like a cheap hooker? i don't get it.
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Oh Jsanto, I think there's a slut inside us all. I think she looks really good, despite what she's endured. I like the boots, but not my cup of tea.
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There is a special line at the entrance to Hell for people who laugh at children crying, so I will see you there. 12/9/11- MK
Bree...that's my former friend to a T. I feel like we're talking about the same person lol
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I had a former fatty friend who I had to block on facebook too. He hired a personal trainer and lost like fifty pounds. Now every chance he gets, he brags about working out or picks on current fatties. All of this is extra annoying because he's gay so he knows what it's like to be picked on and ridiculed yet he does it anyway. Can't fucking stand him anymore.
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was that a costume party? and why is everybody wearing shitty wigs?
J-Hud strikes me as a Janet Jackson yo-yoer. The fat is just too powerful... you know it's going to find its way back.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 12:54pm.
Sans Fards, I applaud you for taking a stand against obnoxiousness. To talk about the opposite of that, who, pray tell, is that tasty looking hunk in your avie?
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This is Italian actor Gabriel Garko, my hottie of the month for December. He is indeed a fine specimen of hunky manliness!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I think JH looks too skinny but it's probably more the angles of the picture and the unfortunate dress than anything else. The boots ... I love! Fat girls know how to pose to hide the chub and I'm not hating on them since I am one. I've lost nearly 50lbs on WW and I promise you I can make myself look like I've lost another 20lb just by the way I stand. FFS let her have some body-skimming outfits while she adjusts to her new shape and if the thought of those boots helped her get to where she is then yay boots. Every time I think about cutting my cardio short, I think about thigh highs but mine are brown suede in my head LOL! Whatever gets you through the weight loss ... and most of us don't have to do it in the public eye.
Sans Fards, I applaud you for taking a stand against obnoxiousness. To talk about the opposite of that, who, pray tell, is that tasty looking hunk in your avie?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
No worries, Mikey Holland - you're cool people in my book. I was just tossing in my 2 cents.
She should be hung out to dry for her Jenny Craig ads alone...good God, that song haunted me! I would fucking wake up in the morning hearing this bitch shrieking "A NEEWWW DAWWWN, A NEEWWWW DAAAYY!!!!!". Fuck, it's happening again!
@Gardening Girl
Good point, GG. I find her infinitely annoying nonetheless. Please don't think less of me!
*finally sees a way to lose those 10 extra pounds*
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 12:28pm.
Reformed fatties are the most annoying sluts of them all.
Yeah yeah, we get it Hudson, you're thin. It's baffles me how someone who has lost several loved-ones to violence can be this obsessed with her body image.
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You are so right. I think JHud looks great, but she needs to STOP with that.
I have an acquaintance (not a friend, because I can't with him anymore) who lost a lot of weight on one of those fad workouts, and now uses every opportunity to bash fat people and/or extol his workout habits, like showing his washboard abs. I can't listen to his anti-fat bigoted BS rants anymore so I blocked his ass on FB. He is also an exceedingly obnoxious liberal so I'm hoping Chris Christie gets elected president sooner or later, just to watch him blow a fuse ;)
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Mikey, maybe cos she's alone now that's all she can focus on is herself!
This Hudson bitch takes herself WAY too seriously. Can't stand her.
Reformed fatties are the most annoying sluts of them all.
Yeah yeah, we get it Hudson, you're thin. It's baffles me how someone who has lost several loved-ones to violence can be this obsessed with her body image.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
...wow I thought that was Patsy Stone without her heels before I clicked on that thumb a few pics down...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Love Mary J but I am beyond done with her and blonde hair...let that soulful shit go already
Chaka Khan and Dolly Parton!!! Everyone else exit stage left...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:02am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:35am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:25am.
Is the choker to hide where her head was put on somebody else's body?
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Somewhere out there is a headless chunky black chick.
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FANTASIA?!?!?!?!?
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FANTASIA...BWAHAAAAA!!!!! PERFECT!!
Can Florence Welch please wear some damn color for once??? You always look washed out, bitch!
I am so happy she lost weight but I think keeping a little meat on her bones would have made her look a lot nicer. Right now she looks kind of weird. She has the Al Roker thing going on where her head is way too big for her body. It looks like a golf ball on a pencil. If she had a littttle bit more weight, even 5 lbs, she would look a lot better. Those rags draping over her and the ace bandages around her legs don't help her much either.
Ok, this may have been said before, but JHud has reached the level of weightloss delusion where you think you can wear *anything* and make it look good. Um, no. Whoever said the boots were sparkly ace bandages made me LOLZZZ!!!!!!!
Silly trick.
i don't even recognize this chick anymore.
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love me some DOLLY!!!!
why is it that celebrities can't fucking dress themselves? who would leave the house looking like this? bitch needs better people
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Damn, just let it go!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:35am.
I cantfuckingstand Dolly Parton... I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact she reminds me of my mother
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Your mom has fake giant titty sacks like dolly and wears tons of makeup and wears fabulous outfits???? How can you hate on THAT???!!!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:22am.
remember that movie? With Michael Sarrazin (sp?) as The Monster.
yes that's it. http://secretvortex.com/monsters/jseymour.jpg
Jessie J's is more craptactular than JHud's; which I agree is a complete bacon wrap turd of fail, still worse nontheless.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:17am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:02am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:35am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:25am.
Is the choker to hide where her head was put on somebody else's body?
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omg that makes me think of that 1973 Frankenstein movie where the monster pulls off Jane Seymour's head. They put a choker on her because she had someone else's body and they had to hide the scars. That movie scared the shit outa me.
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I remember that movie? With Michael Sarrazin (sp?) as The Monster.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:02am.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:35am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:25am.
Is the choker to hide where her head was put on somebody else's body?
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omg that makes me think of that 1973 Frankenstein movie where the monster pulls off Jane Seymour's head. They put a choker on her because she had someone else's body and they had to hide the scars. That movie scared the shit outa me.
Submitted by The Machine on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:51am.
The hands on the hips pose is about as played out as the blowing kisses pose. Fucking. Stop. It.
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This!
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
hahahahahah jsanto.....
*whipers* don't talk about your body here. You will get yelled at by Dr. Ruth Perkis.
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What kind of fuckery are we?
Nowadays you don't mean dick to me
I might let you make it up to me...
-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by ethang on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:56am.
Because they never had a chance to.
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i've been lucky enough to never struggle with a weight problem, but at least i dress like a high class hooker.
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*Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!* - MK
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:35am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:25am.
Is the choker to hide where her head was put on somebody else's body?
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That's perfect Uvy. I was wondering what the hell was going on and I think you've solved it for me.
Somewhere out there is a headless chunky black chick.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
In ten minutes, Hudson will give a major side eye, which will emit lasers that will destroy Earth, like some Cyclops shit from "The X-Men." And then she will stomp on our ashened remains with those boots from Uranus, her hands still on her hips, that big-ass tranny head surveying all that she destroyed.
Kneel before Zod, indeed.