Rachel Crow Ain't Got Shit On These North Koreans
As you already know, Kim Jong Kardashian died while fighting a USA-made Godzilla robot on the North Korea border over the weekend and the entire country took to the streets to publicly melt down over the loss of their leader. I really haven't seen a dramatic, open-mouthed, tumbling of raw emotions like this since Nicole Shitsinger killed Rachel Crow's dreams on The X-Factor. This is what it looks like at the Scientology Center when the men's wet sauna is temporarily closed for maintenance (aka jizz balls caught in drain again). This is also what the Dlisted comment section looks like when I slobber out another post about Mah Boo Anderson Cooper.
Since the crazy is all these people have known their entire lives, this seems pretty authentic to me, which is a whole new level of scary. But because this aired on North Korean State Television (aka Asia's version of TLC), some people are saying this wailing flash mob was staged. If it was staged and these North Koreans are acting, then we need to send every Kuntrashian over there to learn from these masters how to properly bust out a fake dramatic cunt meltdown. Or just send the Kuntrashians anyway.
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I wonder if the 2million people that died of starvation recently sounded the same way. Also wonder if the souls of those 2million are beating the shit out of Jong's soul right now. I fking hate these fraud demonstrations and I fking hate that totalitarian government. Outside of my rage over the true meaning of this mess, the falling down and dudes looking over to the next guy to see if he was crying softer or harder than him is a fking riot. Then the one guys blows his snot on the flag and wails. lmfao. FFS
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 4:33pm.
Bitchin' after the fact about a job that you wanted to do for the fat ass check makes you kind of dick. You go to work, do your bit, collect your money. Like whoring.
And now they're all saying that Jon Bon Jovi is dead! He's not, so if you come across that story its bullshit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2076436/Jon-Bon-Jovi-NOT-de...
Only needed to watch 35 seconds - fake fake fake - people who are genuinely distraught would not be lined up in perfect rows, politely standing still, weeping. it looked like they had rehearsed that shit.
I don't know what it is all about, but this is not genuine grief.
My favorite MAD TV North Korean skit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBaPI2AKu2g
Sometimes I do.....
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 4:33pm.
Bitchin' after the fact about a job that you wanted to do for the fat ass check makes you kind of dick. You go to work, do your bit, collect your m
I felt the exact same way when Jerry Garcia died.
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That's just fucking weird.
Craziness aside, I wonder why men and women are not together...
Terrorism will make people do strange things....
I don't think it was "staged" in the sense that someone officially rounded up people and told them to do it. The problem there is if someone accuses you of not being sympathetic or supportive enough to the the leader; you and family you could end up living in a less desirable place or in a work camp. Not only will you end up in a work camp but they will put 3 generations of your family in it as well meaning your parents, spouse, siblings, and children could end up in a camp.
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This looks a lot like that Landmark Forum I had to attend last year - mass hysteria and other antics.
Some are worried about who they are going to have blow with a new leader in charge. The higher up you are, the more you have to lose. The capital tends to be filled with butt kissers with more to lose. I wouldn't be surprised at this grief in the capital.
Kim Ok Song (24)
Worker of Pyongyang 326 Electric Wire Factory looks a little too well fed and dressed for a common person.
Kim Jong Kardashian...love it.
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That sounded just like this really weird bukkake porn I saw. Seriously, that bukkake sounded like a bunch of zombies moaning. It was weird.
That said, shit was fake. But damn, if I was in North Korea and my "leader" had just died, and meanwhile cameras and military men with guns were giving me the side eye, you bet your ass I'd be on the ground, throwing up my fists and bawling.
Come on, put some emotion into it, bitches!
You know that there are professional mourners in places like the US. How much do they cost?
Of course it's staged! Kim Jong Il starved his people while building up the military and he lived like a king. I'm sure there is some very private partying going on!
This shows their immense loss . . . they are rone-reee, all so rone-ree . . . .
While the north koreans may be out of the loop people in the US are voluntarily submitting to Rupert Murdoch and his bullshiz machine, paging Rick Santorum....
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LOL @ that one mourner using the flag for a handkerchief. I fear that the consequences of him doing so on national television may be less funny though, because that is one scary ass country.
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Complete brainwashed and fake (which I understand so they wont get killed). Millions of missiles are cryin'!
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WTFOMGLOL, thanks for the link. I had thought about those MadTV sketches and I posted it up on my facebook. I was in stitches today.
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I cried like that when they cancelled Dance Fever.
"Weeping hysterically"? Also weeping historically, lol. See what mass hypnosis/mind control can do? Tragic.
I really hope those are tears of joy.
why are they howling?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:21am.
They shouldn't cry. They are ugly when they cry.
Why do they keep squinting?
Wow. That's evil and ignorant. Now, please report to the Jhud post. You're due to make a fried chicken and watermelon joke. *huge eyeroll*
I feel bad for the people who have to miss their close family or friend's passing, so that they can go out on the streets and fake-cryfor a man they did not know.
Then again, I get the feeling a lot of people are real-crying, for their own problems and not for the dictator's death. It probably feels cathartic to let out a good public cry without anyone judging you.
Silly mortals. Riled up over kings and butter. All for nothing. Two grown women fistfighting over the last Happy fucking Feet penguin at walmart. The asshole parking in the previously shoveled out spot of his neighbor. The fatass in the drive-thru shouting at the teenager, did you know the actual person smiling right now down at your burger has a headset on too? Silly mortals. All for nothing.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Whether authentic or staged you always have to factor in the fear of being shot for not grieving sufficiently.
My money is 100% on this being over the top staged bullshit.
This is still a pretty fucked up world for a LOT of people.
And to quote Bob Geldof and Midge Ure's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" ...
"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cX_ncZLls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrvIM1ENcbA
It's all been done before, they definitely look and sound like crocodile tears if I ever heard any, but I think it's either that or off the camps you go.
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If you're interested in tips on how to out crazy the rest of the universe check out Kim Jong's write up, number 1 on the list. Mind. Blowing.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18850_7-modern-dictators-way-crazier-than...
My money's on it being staged. Jong was 8 billion levels of batshit crazy. I can only imagine the bizarre list of demands he left for when he kicked the bucket, this would for sure be the least insane of them. The N. Korean government is more of a crowd of ego-maniacal toddlers on acid with access to nukes than it is a political system. Let's just hope things can get better for the people of the country.
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Good job team America
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How would they have seen it?
That country goes right off the bizarro meter. It's saying something to be the most repressive place in the world! A whole country that is basically brainwashed (an oversimplification, but same effect).
I heard an interview with an author (http://www.amazon.com/Nothing-Envy-Ordinary-Lives-North/dp/0385523904) who described people who make it to South Korea being totally shocked that they've been lied to their whole lives. They believe the lies.
Really sad.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:39am.
Bobby Lee, MadTV doing Kim Jong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-Ik98poTg
really amazed no one ever came after him for this. NoKo's are not the one to fuck with. :\
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LMFAO @ DWM!!!
Wow there are some really thought provoking, informative posts on this thread. *checks url*
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:26am.
DWM, you just made me laugh politically incorrect snot bubbles.
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Staged, maybe, but I saw a show with Lisa Ling and it was pretty damn foolish. I'm sure they've been waiting for this day so they could all fall to the ground and pound on it. I mean, they knew this would happen. "Just a mess" - MK.
Kim K. kept the money from the wedding gifts she returned and spent it on designer watches for her family. What a piece of shit she is.
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DWM, you just made me laugh politically incorrect snot bubbles.
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I find it very shocking how little they know about his son.
We need to send Detective LaToya over there to see what she can dig up!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:45am.
MILLIONS ARE CRYING!!
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I vote for sending the Kuntrashians anyway.
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Big Brother is watching you! You better act sad/distraught/insane!
This really creeped me out.
Vegetable, you are a funny ho. I always laugh at your posts.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:38am.
it's all over the news that all this shit is staged.
Yup. Those weeping Ko-reeun's were probably told by the regime to get outside and start crying or they would lose their heads - literally. I think anyone could whip up some tears if they thought their heads would be separated from their body.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 10:45am.
MILLIONS ARE CRYING!!
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I look forward to hearing Ashton Kutcher's thoughtful and well-researched Tweets on the matter.
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