The Photoshop Awards: The 2011 Kardashian Khristmas Kard
What's that saying? You can Photoshop a skid mark, but it's still a skid mark. The Kardashians proved that saying right for their annual sacrifice to the Adobe Gods. Last year's Karkrashian Khristmas Kard theme was "kreepy, kooky & kunty" and this year's theme is obviously hall of the sequined dead souls. This is the picture that's on the cover of the pamphlet Lucifer hands you when you're about to sign your soul over to him and he wants to make sure you're making an educated decision that's best for you.
These whores didn't even pose together. They took their pictures separately, threw them all under the silhouette of three giant titty balls (or are those used condoms?) and used the constipation tool to make all of them look like wax mannequins with the hard shits. They also pulled pounds of Sasquatch blubber from Khloe's legs and piled it all on Kourtney's ass. Not to mention that Pimp Mama Kris is the only one not wearing black and white. A wreck. But it was nice of those Kardashians to represent Kris Humphries' personality with that wooden chair in the back.
And this mess also comes in 3D. When you put on the glasses, a double stream of Ray J's piss comes splashing at you. Happy Pissmas from the Kuntrashians!
via Celebuzz
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Did anyone else watch the Barbara Walter's special "most fascinating people". Well with all this supposed backlash their new show the New York one had some of the highest ratings ever for Kardashian show. WTF...I thought we were backlashing!?!?
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Hahaha MJT, look at us on the same page! lol Snowy poow poow Kimmy, aww awone.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO MAD ABOUT!?!?!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
First of all, every time I see them all together like this I immediately think of gremlins. Don't feed these bitches after midnight!
And secondly?
Mason looks like The Infantata!
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How f'ing vain can a group of people be?? They are all just throwing shade at each other.
I really don't get why people send pictures in their Christmas cards. They just get looked at for two seconds and thrown in the trash like every other Christmas card.
Holy look at the ass on Kourtney! Pretension, thy name is Kardashian.
omg sucky lolllolol
Wishing you a pretentious, soulless, commercialized Christmas!
These twats know they are detestable but they don't care. They are laughing at the suckers who watch their shows, and they're doing it all the way to the bank.
WTF is this shit?
PLEASE GO AWAY KUNTRASHIANS!
The little kid reminds me of Gage in Pet Sematary.
God this is even worse than last years. Pimp Mama Kris could've at least put the focus on the cash cows of the family, rather than herself.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Kortney's ass? what about her face ahahahaha is this a joke?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
that baby is creepy
the Kim stands alone
the Kim stands alone
hi ho the dairy o
the Kim stands alone
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
And WTF with Kourtney's ass! Really??? LOL
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
What? What? These famewhores are insane. Who thinks this is a good holiday card? A bunch of disassociated freaks looking off in the distance? I hope inside it says "Happy Fucking Holidays to you from the family that's getting over on America, one tabloid cover at a time."
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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse
"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"
Oh wow...they have sooooooo much Christmas spirit...*extremely exaggerated eyeroll*.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
I kan't.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
So self indulgent...ugh, but i guess I shouldn't be shocked by that.
Mason's little pose is kinda cute and Kendall is a beautiful girl. Blah to the rest of them.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Haha wtf
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"And this mess also comes in 3D. When you put on the glasses, a double stream of Ray J's piss comes splashing at you. Happy Pissmas from the Kuntrashians!"
YES! *gargles 3D piss to the tune of Jingle Bells*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.