Jessica Lange And Sam Shepard Quit Each Other TWO YEARS Ago!

Yes, two years ago and we’re barely hearing about it now. Why didn’t they tell us? Why didn’t they sit us all down at the table in the kitchen and pour us a cup of hot cocoa with extra marshmallows before telling us that love is not a thing that lasts forever?! How could we not know? If we stalked Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard the same way we stalk those evil whores the Kuntrashians (or maybe, it’s the Kuntrashians who stalk society, yeah that’s it…), we wouldn’t known this years ago. I blame us! But yeah, People brings us the news that made ever cherub stab themselves in the heart with their own arrow.

Actress Jessica Lange and her longtime partner, playwright and actor Sam Shepard, ended their relationship almost two years ago, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

The couple, who have been together since 1982, have two children, Hannah and Samuel, together.

“They both are pursuing independent lives,” says a source.

Lange, 62, who stars as Constance in FX’s hit series, American Horror Story, was just nominated for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild award.

If their love would’ve died inside of the house, then we all could’ve been together forever and ever!!!! (If you don’t watch American Horror Story, then what I just typed made me sound creepier than usual. )