Jessica Lange And Sam Shepard Quit Each Other TWO YEARS Ago!
Yes, two years ago and we're barely hearing about it now. Why didn't they tell us? Why didn't they sit us all down at the table in the kitchen and pour us a cup of hot cocoa with extra marshmallows before telling us that love is not a thing that lasts forever?! How could we not know? If we stalked Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard the same way we stalk those evil whores the Kuntrashians (or maybe, it's the Kuntrashians who stalk society, yeah that's it...), we wouldn't known this years ago. I blame us! But yeah, People brings us the news that made ever cherub stab themselves in the heart with their own arrow.
Actress Jessica Lange and her longtime partner, playwright and actor Sam Shepard, ended their relationship almost two years ago, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.The couple, who have been together since 1982, have two children, Hannah and Samuel, together.
"They both are pursuing independent lives," says a source.
Lange, 62, who stars as Constance in FX's hit series, American Horror Story, was just nominated for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild award.
If their love would've died inside of the house, then we all could've been together forever and ever!!!! (If you don't watch American Horror Story, then what I just typed made me sound creepier than usual. )
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O American horror story, you're so awesome.
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For your health.
Baryshnikov left ballerina Gelsey Kirkland for Jessica Lange.
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Honestly, I didn't know they were still together.
Susan and Tim.
Al and Tipper.
I'd still like to think that love last forever, but eventually, you get tired of each other and move on. Some loudly, some quietly.
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I dunno...
A few years ago, when I saw Jessica Lange on the ho stroll, I think she had just gotten her new face and she was basically one procedure away from looking like a long-lost Gabor sister.
Nowadays, watching her on AHS, it doesn't look that bad, as I think it has settled in and she has not gotten anything else done for a while...and she should...NOT!
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Submitted by MardiGras on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:07pm.
Sam Elliot was in Mask, not Sam Shephard.
And yes, her plastic surgery is frightful.
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See! That's what I'm talking about! Glad to see I'm not the only one who gets those two mixed up.
I knew it when I saw her jacked-up face on some tv show that she must be ka-put with SS.
Why-eeee couldn't he ever get his teeth fixed? Being natural only goes so far.
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Sam Elliot was in Mask, not Sam Shephard.
And yes, her plastic surgery is frightful.
I always loved her as an actress--it's too bad that she fucked up her face with horrid plastic surgery. She should have tried aging gracefully--she was a good-looking woman.
He's still hot. I guess over time people just get sick of each other.
I always got Sam Shepard mixed-up with Sam Elliot. I know they are different, but I can't tell them apart.
Who's next? Jane Pauley and the Doonsbury guy?
Ugh, love is dead. The end.
*moves on with a sake shot; sake shots ready for anyone who agrees*
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Sam Shepard is a hot pepaw. Jessica Lange could have been a hot memaw but she ruined her face with plastic surgery...
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Blah, never liked Jessica. Seemed cunty and trashy. Why Baryshnikov ever had a kid with her, I'll never know. He should have had a kid with Isabella Rossellini-- that kid would've been gorgeous.
This was hinted at a couple of years ago when he got popped for a DUI in Lexington, KY. They live in different states. BTW she had a kid with Baryshnikov.
He's a hot piece and she was until she fucked her face....
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in other couple's news, i just found out that michael mckean and annette o'toole are a couple.
love the people who fly under the radar.
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I've adored Jessica since her portrayal of Frances Farmer in the 1982 movie "Frances".
Sad. A woman who's in a comfortable, happy relationship usually doesn't feel the need to butcher her face; I knew something was wrong between the two of 'em. Too bad.
He left his wife for Lange.
She left her husband (who was going blind) for Baryshnikov.
They were temperamental and fickle people when they got together so it makes sense it might end that way.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 4:53pm.
wasn't she with Baryshnikov for a while, too? Well, they were together a long time. Shit happens, and we don't know what it was.
Not to generalize TOO much, but actors tend to be temperamental and fickle and well, love drama. Many artistic types tend to be that way. Maybe they just wore it out.
And then there's the whole 'getting thrown over because you're old' thing..
He was sooo sexy in Mask. damn.
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Her bad plastic surgery may have scared him off.
Or his drunk driving rap may have scared her off.
Or a little bit of both.
This was a blind item about a long time couple we all were guessing Warren Beatty and Annette Being.
No one guessed these two.
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wasn't she with Baryshnikov for a while, too? Well, they were together a long time. Shit happens, and we don't know what it was.
Not to generalize TOO much, but actors tend to be temperamental and fickle and well, love drama. Many artistic types tend to be that way. Maybe they just wore it out.
And then there's the whole 'getting thrown over because you're old' thing...
Damn - Sam is a hot man - makes me drool! He makes 62 look fuckable.
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 4:33pm.
Sam Shepard is hot, but I'd bet everything I've got he's fucking someone much younger than 62 right now. smh
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I will add 5 bucks to your bet and say his new piece is in her 20's.
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They lasted longer than most so I wish them both the best of luck.
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Sam Shepard is hot, but I'd bet everything I've got he's fucking someone much younger than 62 right now. smh
I've always thought he was sexy as hell.
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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 3:30pm.
This is why I have no sympathy for celebs who whine about their lack of privacy. Those that want fame and attention seek it out, others just have a job and go home and act like normal people.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 3:25pm.
Is this news? I could have sworn I heard they broke up years ago.
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I must be visiting from a similar alternative universe, because I remember reading about their split decades ago.
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Me three. Maybe her publicist felt it didn't attract enough notice the first time, so she's trying to milk some publicity out of it now that she's working again. People done went to the regifting closet for this one.
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
First, these two whores could teach folks a thing or two about nice quiet, apparently civil, break ups out of the public eye.
Second, fuck love forever. If these two kids couldn't make it over the long haul, I have NO fucking chance. But .. if I am honest .. a very good friend who lived close to them when they were living in Stillwater said that all was not right in Whoville .. and that was before they left and moved back to NYC.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 3:25pm.
Is this news? I could have sworn I heard they broke up years ago.
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I must be visiting from a similar alternative universe, because I remember reading about their split decades ago.
They were a thing?
Maybe we didn't know because it's not essential information.
Although I think I did know that.
First Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon, then Sonic Youth, and now this? DANG.
Was just wondering if they were still together because I watch that creepy mess that is American Horror Story. Now I know.
love Jessica Lange. I'd let her cougar me!
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Now I have a craving to watch "Tootsie" Gawd, she was a beautiful wench back in the day.
This is why I have no sympathy for celebs who whine about their lack of privacy. Those that want fame and attention seek it out, others just have a job and go home and act like normal people.
I didn't even know these hot sluts were together.
I imagine nobody knew because nobody gives a sh!t. I mean, who are these people?
Seriously though, I love Sam Shepard but never could stand Jessie. Sam is a stone fox, even at his advanced age. Plus, he can act the fur off anybody. He's good. Still their breakup won't raise an eyebrow. It's not like their relationship was in the public eye.
She's still handsome for an older woman, but she looks older than 62.
Didn't even know they were a couple. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Damn them and their lack of famewhoreness!
Is this news? I could have sworn I heard they broke up years ago.
Jessica was superb as Frances Farmer. Was a dead ringer for her, too.
Sam is(was)a GORGEOUS homosexual!
Are there any nude photos of Sam?
See? It IS possible for things to be private. *side eyes Karadshians*
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