It's A Very Courtney Stodden Christmas! And Yes, We're All Going To Jail Now

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 2:08am.
Oh, right. It couldn't possibly come from rational people that find whoring your daughter out for money and publicity unreasonable..... Riiiggghhhtttt.

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Of course not! How could you say such a thing about some who only recognized the true beauty, intelligence, and talent of her daughter and wants her to make the best of what she's got? (Excuse me...need to vomit again)
Some site said she's got older sisters? I think that bikini photo was her and some friends, I thought she was an only child. I'll check with my 'source' and get back to y'all.

I've been wondering why the paps aren't running after people in Open Sores to find out the scoop, then I realized this isn't IMPORTANT enough. When it's thrown in their lap, it's one thing, but if they actually have to go looking for it, they're not gonna bother. They're not famous, really, and they're a non-issue enough that they're not going to exert themselves. But I'm also surprised more locals don't come to sites like this to expose the fuckery. You also realize Fetch isn't even old enough to buy her own sex toys. So, if Doug wants to be assturbated with the rabbit, he's gonna have to go in and buy it himself. I'm sure he already owns a vast dildo arsenal...with emphasis on 'arse'.

Submitted by PuddyTat on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:50am.
Yes, because according to her mother, those are the ones who are so 'gelus' of her gorgeous, stunning, sultry, sexy daughter.

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Oh, right. It couldn't possibly come from rational people that find whoring your daughter out for money and publicity unreasonable..... Riiiggghhhtttt.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:29am.

Submitted by PuddyTat on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:11am.

Ugly housewives? Rude, but lets put that behind us. Did you just ask dlisters to wage war on a cheap, slutty, drug addicted, sugar-daddy lovin' whore?

I'm seriously considering reporting you right now.

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Yes, because according to her mother, those are the ones who are so 'gelus' of her gorgeous, stunning, sultry, sexy daughter.

Excuse me while I go puke now.

Submitted by PuddyTat on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 1:11am.

Ugly housewives? Rude, but lets put that behind us. Did you just ask dlisters to wage war on a cheap, slutty, drug addicted, sugar-daddy lovin' whore?

I'm seriously considering reporting you right now.

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Courtney-Stodden-needs-more-drugs/2250359...

Can we find more likes than Courtney's new page...and report HER official page for sexual content. C'mon, ugly housewives! Ante UP!

People have to stop giving her the attention she wants and maybe they will go away.

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I am so grossed out by these two, I just don't have the words. And I'm a Communications Grad major. Damn!

WOW, this slut is nine shades of disgusting. I don't know who sickens me more her or him. Part of me feels sorry for her because she obviously has some mental health issues. If its true what PuddyTat says about her parents being the fuel behind this train of fuckery she never stood a chance at being anything other than balls out nutty.

Off topic: I have been lurking for several years and I agree that it seems only recently the crazies have multiplied. I happen to think its a few nutters that crop up but are the same ones over and over again. Mainly because their sentence structure and "humor" is the same. That being said just don't read their posts. I just skip over the people that I don't care for because I don't give a shit what they have to say about a topic. Just my 2 cents.

She's almost as cheap as her shoes

Did anyone even notice she is flying high?

These two nasty fame ho's make me wish for the simpler days of Spencer and Heidi posing for the cam.

I came at :49, damn near a personal record.

Question: do I just wait here for the police, or do I have to physically turn myself in?

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 2:25pm.

Wake me when Spastic Lizard begins fellating candy canes in front of school children waiting to see Santa.

And then whines about how it was the jealous moms that got them thrown out, it wasn't her leaving a snail trail on Santa's lap while showing the kiddies how pretty the colour of her crotchless panties are...

Wake me when Spastic Lizard begins fellating candy canes in front of school children waiting to see Santa.

*stabs self in eyes with icicles*

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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 9:04am.
*shrugs* I have an 'ignore' button in my head. I find that it works well in real life too. :)
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LOL! I don't think truer words have been spoken.

Me and the chipmunks, Vladimir and Fyodor have taken to looking for a mini drill to soothe the boils that have come to exist on our palms ever since we first layed eyes on our national treasure Doug and Courtney frolicking in Santa’s chair this morning.

Then again me and the chipmunks have always been fans of faux blonde vixens types with perky plastic breasts shaking themselves in old mens faces...

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/12/courtney-stodden-makes-it-on-san...

Submitted by ursulahotname on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:33pm.
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Hello! Welcome ♥

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Welcome! and please dont be the alt from hell.

ursulahotname welcome to the loony bin!!!!

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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

That phone just came out of nowhere.

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For your health.

While there has always been the occasional crazy on here, this one is as persistant as a shithouse-fly. There are plenty of people who just said , fuck it, and left. And i can`t blame them. But my ass is stubborn. I` m two or three weeks short of my 4 year Dlisted anniversary, so fuck that loon and her million personalities. She might be here to stay, but so am I. And the more newbies jump in (forgive us oldtimers, who got burned by the loon the initial suspicion) the sooner the climate on here is going to be less psycho and more fun.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

@ursulahotname>> Welcome, I was a Dlisted lurker once too.

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Hello, I just started posting on this site even though I have been a reader for years - I just found out that makes me a " lurker". I've never posted before because I never thought I could be as funny as anyone on here, but I always tell my husband how awesome and supportive the commenters on dlisted are- which makes me all the more annoyed to hear about recent trolls on this site ( yeah, I just learned what trolls are too since my band was the subject of trollers on another site). I figure I'd better try and make myself a part of this fabulous group before its too late and the nasties take over. Y'all are superbly funny and good folk!!

@WWJDFAKB>>I only just found out myself. I thought that because mama is suddenly using her maiden name, the 'rents were divorced, but, info outta Open Sores (Ocean Shores, where they're from) is that they aren't divorced, and the reason you never see pics of papa is because he's the one behind the camera, and he's done her photography before, including another of her spreading her legs and nearly showing what Doug is attempting to bury his tongue in. Which leads me to another disgusting topic: Doug's 'endowment'. Check his fingers...short and stubby...LOL...and a men's shoe size of 7.5, with lifts and thick soles. Not much going on in those Dockers...EW!

@PuddyTat>> Ewwwwwwwwwwww, how did I miss that part?

These twats might make me miss the Lardassians if they keep this shit up. Most of all this kind of behavior from both Courtney and Doug should not be encouraged in any way, shape, or form. There's so much fuckery going on these days, I'm sounding like a prude old fart at 26.

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@WWJDFAKB>>It's not paparazzi, it's PAPA! Her dad is the photog in all these fuckeries, and they plant this shit. Look at all the negativity towards Nadya Suleman--and she's got a webtv reality show, even after all these years. I'm just hoping this mess doesn't get that far. This is just so wrong on so many levels, and being narcissistic attention whores, any attention is still attention (Doug has often said he was quite narcissistic).

Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 7:57am.

After this Courtney was visited by THREE ghosts; Anna Nicole, Judy Garland and Janis Joplin who all told her “guuurl, your overdose won’t mean SHIT”

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That would be the one Courtney Stodden related thing I would ever willingly want to witness.

She is so hard to watch though, she reminds me of how stupid and oversexualized I was at that age, but at least I didn't have paparazzi following my every downfall, or youtube and facebook for that matter. Thank god I'm not a teenager at this day and age. I would have been cyber bullied to the max.

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Breaky - we've always had loons, just not as commited as the current one.

This shit right here is beyond ridiculous...so sick of them and trying to understand how in the world they stay relevant.

NOT sensuous!!

Coma Caca!
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@stinkfish>>Exactly. See, she DOES have something to teach us. But, if you see my posts from last night, Doug has written exactly such things, and I seriously doubt that illiterate twat writes her own twats and updates (they're the same on her facebook page).

"posting of provocative pics portraying pubescent poon"

That alliterative phase was very reminiscent of Court's Twats!

@East End Girl>>Because, like it or not, they circumnavigated the law in their home states and they are now legally married. BUT...I think the posting of provocative pics portraying pubescent poon should have something done about it! (believe it or not, in her home state, here in WA, it would have been legal for them to fuck, but not marry...and mummy wanted her "Good Christian girl" to be a virgin when she married...LOL...what a fucking JOKE). Her downfall is going to be HARD (much harder than grandpa's dick can get, even WITH Viagra), because she is completely untalented, incredibly dim-witted, and totally spoiled. What is that going to look like in a few years? When she finally realizes an acting/modeling/singing/etc career isn't going to happen and she's married to some old guy who has no real pull in the industry? It is going to be very unpleasant indeed, and she is going to be bitter, resentful, and probably deep into drugs and prostitution or porn. The casting couch is VERY real, still, but most 'actresses' don't MARRY the couch. I foresee her going for a lot of 'auditions', and having to put out for every unpleasant film studio mogul, and never being offered a role, until she realizes if she's going to be doing it, she might as well get paid for it.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 8:16am.

Does anyone else remember when Dlisted used to be free of loonies, psychos, and other assorted ilk?

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Nope, I only been reading Dlisted since January and there has always been CRAYzeeeee. I notices something was wrong with one of the posters (you know who) cos she/he/? was cool one minute then go batshit crazy one someone at focus on them then attack. THen it would disapear and things would be great, but then it would come back as someone new. I think its sad because they cant get along with strangers and seems (at least to me) to be jealous when we all are doing well and getting along and can go on with out it's presence and then makes a return. So no, I don't know a D with out the alt pests. But for me I just skip over those posts and hope no one bites and responds.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:16am.

Why haven't these two been investigated? Serious question.

Investigated for WHAT?

They're married, so he can fuck on her (if he actually does, which is up for debate).

As for the sexualized stuff, we see it all the time in the media with Miley Cyrus' nudes "LEAKED" (probably be her own father), we saw it with Britney being marketed as pedobait...they take these dumb girls and they turn them into teenage sex pots. Our society is used to it.

Is that wrong? HELL YEAH. But unfortunately, it's what things have degenerated into.

Just my two cents of why no one is "looking into" these two tardos.

@precious>>Aw, sorry you're not feeling well. Catnip tea with honey and lemon will help you sweat it out, and add some whiskey for the body aches. Enough of those, and you just won't give a fuck that you're sick. Or that these four are sick (Doug, Fetch, mummy, and daddy).
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Submitted by sarahjane on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 11:01am.

He really needs to buy her a second pair of shoes.

He can't afford it, which is why she's begging people to buy her 'music'. That bullshit about turning down that movie due to the sexual themes? I think it's a crock. Has someone CONFIRMED that info with the film's MAKERS? He's probably try to show people he has some morals somewhere, and purchasing a child bride was just a fluke. I wish there was something that could legally be done, but they ARE legally married, in a state that allows someone to marry at her age with parental consent, so from that angle, nothing can be done, but as far as the publicity crap, I would think that someone could do something about the sexual exploitation of a minor. Though Hollywood isn't exactly known for having any standards in that arena. Traci Lords' porn became illegal, but Brooke Shields being a naked baby actress was okay, because there wasn't actual penetration witnessed. But they seem to FEED on negative energy, like some nasty, mutating life form that you see in horror films, because that is all these two qualify for. I do honestly wish the media would stop posting anything about them, they just feed the transmogrifying monster. I thought this place was doing well with over a week with no Fetch Fuckery.

She is an only child, spoiled, though sexualized and exploited, and demands constant attention. He even picks up after her, cooks for her...he bloody might as well be her parent! She does NOTHING for herself! Christ...the trainwreck that is yet to happen doesn't even compare to the wreck happening now. And I hope Doug thinks young poon was worth it. He's destroyed his reputation, his credibility, his career...his agent, manager, and even his MOTHER have dropped him. Wonder what his two ex wives would have to say about him. Odd how no one is talking. They're not important enough for others to risk their careers, I guess. Of course, Tom Hanks probably doesn't even remember who he is. I think he hit the peak of his career with that film, too. The smell of fail is strong, and it smells yeasty and fishy from here...

EEG - I agree.

Morning all!

I think this shot needs to be sent to EVERY major studio, dont you think? :)

Why haven't these two been investigated? Serious question.

DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11

Submitted by M.E.
Please tell me these pics are a fucking joke

These pics are a fucking joke.

Please ignore these two assholes, forlikeever.

This is absolutely disgusting.

Dressed and posed like a whore in the pumpkin patch, now in underwear acting like she's getting fucked on camera for Christmas.

This is absolutely disgusting, Yes, I said it again. No class or shame. These two need to disappear.

WTF? How is it legal to take these pictures and post them online? *starts making some tea and waiting for chris hansen*

This is disgusting though, people need to ignore these douches like they did speidi.

It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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He really needs to buy her a second pair of shoes.

Eventually she will have to start sucking his dick in public or start humping the tops of fire hydrants to keep upping their "outrageously over-sexed" schtick.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

"You can slide down Santa's chimney anytime, young lady!"

Who knew Santa was a fan of the difficult brown?

What.The.Shit.

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I saw this shit on TMZ yesterday, OH My Lawrd! the dialogue between these two I just couldnt i had to click out.

I think an ignore button is a great idea, if it would keep the peace.

This is D-Listed not Youtube or Facebook. Seriously the dislike/ignore button thing is really stupid. Not to mention a bit childish

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