Sadly, Kim Jong-Il’s BluBlockers and the hamburger (which he invented, you know) aren’t Hot Sluts today. Naturally, they were beat out by Brian Vann and his Lady Penelope cloth doll! Behold, the oldest Thunderbirds fangirl in Worcestershire, England (maybe)! Brian Vann is a 74-year-old retired construction worker who is spending the sunset phase of his life chauffeuring around his Lady Penelope doll in a homemade replica of her Rolls Royce. The Thunderbirds-loving pepaw used a scooter, cardboard, tinfoil, wood, paint, an old Barbie and A DREAM!!! to build the Rolls Royce. That shit is built better than a Kia and will probably last longer too. Pepaw Brian built it after his wife went off to the majestic cloud world in the sky and he loves pulling smiles out of faces when he drives around in this mess.
Hmm… I wonder if those people let out a smile when they catch Pepaw Brian licking on Lady Penelope’s sock face in the backseat. No. He doesn’t do that. He’s a professional.
That raggedy Lady Penelope doll looks nothing like Lady Penelope, but she does look like Detective La Toya Jackson in one of Phyllis Diller’s old wigs, so it works for me!