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...And bee the way. What if I took all you Danish people's disssssgusting red sausaged..sausages.

Fuckin epic

I don't mean to be wallet, but I need butter for my own pussy lips. The ones in my pants, not on my face. And yes, I DO know what it's like to go without butter, I grabbed a pound at the store just yesterday, paused, then grabbed a second pound. I hate going without butter. I feel Norway's pain.

At the 2:56 through 3:07 mark you can see the exact same expression (and pretty much the same accent) my children's German born pediatrician used when she explained to my 17-year-old-son that, yes, she DOES know what it's like to pull a wriggling bug out of someone's ear canal.

pineapple thing is true, my cum smells like potpourri and i i assume tastes like it too,

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 4:22pm.

HAHAHAHAHA! Maybe it's the diet the guy is on? I've heard that rumor that if men eat pineapple their cum is supposed to taste good but my husband HATES pineapple with a passion so I am SOL on that one.

I love walnuts and filberts but I have never tasted cum that tasted nutty.

lol-ing over the after-orgasm ipecac reality moment. Who started this mess? ME? *hork a cum loogie at self*

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I've heard the pineapple thing before, and I've heard it's true for girls, too. I'm willing to believe it.

And I'm interested in connecting some dots here! I was reading a few months ago that one way to get a dog to stop eating its poop is to feed it some pineapple, so obviously the pineapple affects the taste of the poop enough to turn the dog off. Ergo, it might reinforce the idea of pineapple altering the taste of a person's 'secretions' as well. I suppose I don't also need to go there with stupid dog jokes...

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 8:00pm.

I already eat very healthy as it is, but next year I want to try to go the extra mile and cut out as much white in my diet as possible. Like white sugar mainly. I think that is the only one I use more of than I like. But what are the alternatives. I mean, honey and brown sugar are fine. But substituting honey for sugar is NOT the same.

Also, I am trying to cut down on my bread consumption, because that is my Achilles heel.

Any advice, slounts?
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don't eat sugar. i'm not being a smart ass either. i got off sugar, and now i prefer everything without sugar in it. i make diabetic sugarless recipes for just about anything i bake or cook. i dont even use artificial sweeteners, unless i drink some coke zero.

bread is hard. i love a good sandwich. i eat brownberry low carb bread but only every now and then or else i find myself craving carbs again.

good luck with it. it's tough at first - your body will crave it all for a bit but if you hang in there, it goes away. when you try to eat something sugary again, it tastes completely terrible. at least that's how it was for me.

Submitted by shandi on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 7:54pm.

I can see how some recipes have to have butter with no substitutions. But I do have an awesome chocolate chip cookie recipe that uses butter flavor Crisco instead of butter. Let me know if you want it.

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OMG! If you can share a recipe to help me use up the rest of this giant vat of butter flavored Crisco and have it actually taste half-way decent I will be ever so damned grateful. I hate wasting food but I honestly haven't been able to use this stuff and I am pretty sure I have most of the cookie ingredients for making chocolate chip cookies. They turned out decent tasting with the Crisco? I'm certainly willing to give this a try before this stuff goes bad on me!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 8:00pm.

Try Palm sugar or Turbinado Sugar in place of white sugar is probably the least expensive and most viable option as a replacement for white sugar.

reason for shortage: dairy co-ops cornered the market and bad summer weather limited production - lowering tax on imports but need butter to arrive

http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2011/12/norwegian_butter...

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I'm sure this guy is legendairy in his own mind.

no butter to make Christmas cakes...

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

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So, is there a cow/beef shortage in Norway too? Or has someone *ahem* forgotten how to make butter?

(I made butter in kindergarten by shaking cream in an old peanut butter jar.)

He's trying to be funny right? Take the piss? Well he failed miserably. He isn't funny. And, IF he was serious does he realise kids are starving? I mean kids are literally starving to DEATH on this planet as we speak? What a little drama queen bitch.

I am so tired of people taking a dig at Americans (I'm Australian, but it still annoys me) for being overweight. There are fat people EVERYWHERE, for fuck sake.

Did he say sorry for being a wallet lol? Love it.

Between Tommy's tirade and Michael's commentary, I'm laughing my ass off - I think all the Danish men better hide their red sausages....lol and did he say he didn't mean to get wallet?

I've watched this video at least 30 times and just think he is the best Hot Slut this year. It was killing me but it finally clicked in my brain: Tim Conway's Mr Tudball from the Carol Burnett Show. "Mrs Ah-Whiggens, we haf no buttah! How would yeeeew like it......"

I already eat very healthy as it is, but next year I want to try to go the extra mile and cut out as much white in my diet as possible. Like white sugar mainly. I think that is the only one I use more of than I like. But what are the alternatives. I mean, honey and brown sugar are fine. But substituting honey for sugar is NOT the same.

Also, I am trying to cut down on my bread consumption, because that is my Achilles heel.

Any advice, slounts?

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Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 1:49pm.

Being without butter is not a laughing matter. I have tried to substitute butter with other fats and no go. I have tried using olive oil, coconut oil, palm oil, margarine and that horrible butter flavored crisco crap from hell and nothing truly replaced butter.

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I can see how some recipes have to have butter with no substitutions. But I do have an awesome chocolate chip cookie recipe that uses butter flavor Crisco instead of butter. Let me know if you want it.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Somebody please fill me in. WHY does Norway have a butter shortage? Do they have a cow shortage or something? Why is he so pissed at Americans? Because we HAVE butter? I've never seen someone so upset over a dairy product.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

There are so many amazing things about this video.
First, I was really waiting for Danielle Staub's take on the butter Christ when I noticed it wasn't her at all. However, I do agree on the relocated Thai ladyboy theory.
I kind of like his hair. It is very shiny. I wonder if he uses Wen. I'm considering ordering it off of the TV.
I'm a little bummed because I've seen ZERO comedians discussing Buttergate 2011.
"Fridge, fridgin, refrijshader"...
It probably would've been better if he hadn't explained to us that the national cake is translated as, "Pussycat".
The face he makes after he says, "sweet potatoes, sssssour cream...and your stocking, THEN!", is so damn funny. Even he has no idea what he's saying.

And lastly, Meatblocks musing:
"i could not listen to that all the way, just kept skipping to see if he was going to go chris cocker on everyone."

Maybe he's Chris Crocker's Norwegian cousin, Betty Crocker.

"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 5:19pm.

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:40pm.

Sandbitch, I love your smartarse and your blinky Sandusky eyes are hilarious but can you make them multi-colored like Christmas lights? For the holidays? I know you of all people can pull this off! LMAO

---some bitches are never satisfied!
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LOVE the rudolph nose and blinking eyes, Sandbitch! Thanks for entertaining our ridiculously high expectations and shit!!!! lololoollloollllllllllll *bangs on desk lmao*

Oh god, that was excellent as I head out for fking pizza. You guys are a riot. Damn. xo

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Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:40pm.

Sandbitch, I love your smartarse and your blinky Sandusky eyes are hilarious but can you make them multi-colored like Christmas lights? For the holidays? I know you of all people can pull this off! LMAO

---some bitches are never satisfied!

"What if it was you...who didn't have butter? Would you go ask the neighbor? Oh no thas right, the neighbor doesn't have butter either. Nobody in the ho wi fuckin country has butter!!!"

Hahahaha

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speaking of cravings..how the fuck do i get rid of sugar cravings?? cos that's a major bitch! and coffee...oh boy..i'm addicted to it too.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

We don't eat real butter in America. If he wants our fake ass margarine, hydrogenated oil, he can have it. His ass should be pleading to France, since they make everything with butter. Alls I know is I have to go to some Whole Foods type store to get the real shit. Or I have to buy HEB's fancy Central Market "European Style" butter for like $5 (rip off). Homeboy cry your river somewhere else.

Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 3:42pm.

If I may contribute here, while I have my mid-Sunday p.noir with you guys, cum has some nutty (walnut/filbert sort?) undertones with a hint of half-and-half. Once the orgasm subsides, the taste of that mess sinks in and, boy, it is vom inducing. To me, anyway.

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HAHAHAHAHA! Maybe it's the diet the guy is on? I've heard that rumor that if men eat pineapple their cum is supposed to taste good but my husband HATES pineapple with a passion so I am SOL on that one.

I love walnuts and filberts but I have never tasted cum that tasted nutty.

lol-ing over the after-orgasm ipecac reality moment. Who started this mess? ME? *hork a cum loogie at self*

At first I thought he was Elisabetta Canalis.
A Russian man has been arrested in Norway few days ago for illegal importation of 100kgs of butter.
It's a serious issue.

tommy, you can come over and stand in my kitchen and eat all the fucking butter you want. you can even shove sticks of butter up your ass if you want. and if you want more, i will go one mile up to the store and buy you a whole fucking case of butter. you want to know why? because we have butter, and you don't. hahahahaaaaa.

Submitted by grounder on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 3:43pm.

Thanks to you, I'm $11.99 short, courtesy of iTunes!

Seems worth it though... listening to it now, while making dinner.

Using butter (but of course)!

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Enjoy Bernhoft and the butter! :D He's incredibly talented and god knows, I'd do him (this being d-listed, lol).

Submitted by grounder on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:22pm.

Another Norwegian responds to Tommy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaxThXpvajc&feature=related

*Applauds*
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Ha, I like that this guy doesn't know what Tommy said after sweet potatoes and sour cream, too.

Submitted by sonne on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 3:34pm.

Since this guy was so annoying, here is the real hot slut of Norway: Bernhoft
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCn5hCmRoMc

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Thanks to you, I'm $11.99 short, courtesy of iTunes!

Seems worth it though... listening to it now, while making dinner.

Using butter (but of course)!

;-)

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:46pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:38pm.

I think cum has a lot of testosterone in it, and, if I recall, tastes like alfalfa.

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Ahahahaha. I just caught that.

CUM DOES NOT TASTE like GRASS. I wish man! ROTFL
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If I may contribute here, while I have my mid-Sunday p.noir with you guys, cum has some nutty (walnut/filbert sort?) undertones with a hint of half-and-half. Once the orgasm subsides, the taste of that mess sinks in and, boy, it is vom inducing. To me, anyway.

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"...The only real gift that we have is our own independent intelligence..." Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011

Since this guy was so annoying, here is the real hot slut of Norway: Bernhoft
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCn5hCmRoMc

Come in my house and take my butter?!?!?!?! OMG why not just threaten to take my bacon or rape my parrots? Just try and home invade my house for my butter son and I will rip those brow weaves off so fast the gloss will fly off your lips.

And the rest of the world wants to know why the US loves their guns.

Is that Lea Michelle doing some kind of Funny or Die spoof?

Submitted by grounder on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:22pm.

Another Norwegian responds to Tommy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaxThXpvajc&feature=related

*Applauds*
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Now there's a hot norwegian slut! Cute nerdy dude. :)

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:37pm.

Obviously Norway does not have a shortage of butter faces.

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LMAO

Aww.

LMAO

He makes many good points.
Tommy, you may have my butter.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:38pm.

I think cum has a lot of testosterone in it, and, if I recall, tastes like alfalfa.

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Ahahahaha. I just caught that.

CUM DOES NOT TASTE like GRASS. I wish man! ROTFL

I would guzzle my husband's cum like I was attached to a life-saving spigot if cum tasted anything close to alfalfa or barley grass. SNOT FUNNY.

If men could cum something that tasted halfway decent we'd be milking those mofos for all they are worth, soylent green be damned.

If you want to taste something that is almost as decadent as butter there is hemp oil which is nutty and rich tasting but still not butter. Boo.

That guy needs to find some foundation that blends in better under his eyes.

Also what the fucking fuck was that shit about? I couldn't even finish it. I was legitimately creeped out that someone cares so much about the US's butter consumption. Or something. Whatever. Fuck.

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Sandbitch, I love your smartarse and your blinky Sandusky eyes are hilarious but can you make them multi-colored like Christmas lights? For the holidays? I know you of all people can pull this off! LMAO

Obviously Norway does not have a shortage of butter faces.

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Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:26pm.

I wasn't pickin' on you, Sandbitch!

---wha? course not Darfy Darf, I just jumped on any opportunity to be a smartarse. Again..

:)

I think cum has a lot of testosterone in it, and, if I recall, tastes like alfalfa.

His real name is Bjørnar Løberg and he is most definitely already on the D-List in the Norwegian entertainment industry

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:25pm.

---I will argue that BITTER ain't a craving like sweet salty fatty. Did you know that ear wax is PURE cholesterol? Falls into the fatty food group. Your cat was craving fat, not bitter.

So there :)
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You are too cool for school. You just learned me something, Sandbitch! Thank you!

I'm glad you didn't say 'cum' is a craving. Blech.

I wasn't pickin' on you, Sandbitch!

うまみ♥

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:12pm.

Sandbitch, you also forgot 'bitters'. Surprisingly, some earthlings crave bitter things. Some folks love their bitter greens. Some bitter foods are way harsh.

When I'm digging in my ear for a crusty ear booger, my cat goes crazy and loves to lick my bitter ear wax.

Oh please. Like I'm the only one.

*cheese stands alone again. . .naturally*

---I will argue that BITTER ain't a craving like sweet salty fatty. Did you know that ear wax is PURE cholesterol? Falls into the fatty food group. Your cat was craving fat, not bitter.

So there :)

Another Norwegian responds to Tommy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaxThXpvajc&feature=related

*Applauds*

Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:08pm.

googles UMAMI - frigging hell! One needs a degree in biochemistry.

Y'know it wasn't that long ago that we were gnawing on bones left behind by buzzards. There's still some sinew on that bit, you can haz it.

Want the ultimate butter from Kobe Wagyu beef. I bet that kind of butter tastes just like. . .well, buttah!

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:10pm.

I bet he's going to land a advertisement deal for a dairy products company. Good for him.
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Exactly right. I'm so tired of the "Got Milk?" campaign. It's time for the "Got Butter?" campaign!