Chaz Bono Is On The Prowl For A New Piece

December 18, 2011 / Posted by:

The National Enquirer (I know, I know…) is saying that Chaz Bono has dropped his fiancee Jennifer Elia and is now looking for a hot trick to bump his gut ‘o plenty against. Chaz and Jennifer got engaged a few months ago after being together for six years, but the wedding is off and he’s ready to move on to a bigger, better and fame whorier piece. Chaz wants to wet hump the spotlight and Jennifer wants to mouth hump a bottle of the sweet nectar at home. Chaz is bringing in the cash and Jennifer is job deficient. Jennifer also won’t let Chaz’s chunk rolls be great and he has had it with her ass. The source puts it like this:

“Chaz is totally over the relationship. His parting shot to Jen made her realize there was no turning back. He told her, ‘I can do better than you.’ He wanted someone who could ride the wave of success with him but found Jen too much of a downer. Chaz is already on the lookout for someone new and made it clear to Jen. He told her, ‘I’ve tried, but you just aren’t right for me. I’ve got to move on.’

Jen constantly gripes about not being able to find a job and her lack of money. She nags at Chaz about his weight and for the last few months her insomnia has been so bad that they don’t even sleep together.”

When she drinks, Jen becomes a completely different person. Chaz just can’t handle her then.”

Jennifer held Chaz’s hand as he made the transition from lady to dude, was forced to sit through the act of torture known as Dancing with the Stars, had to stare at that dreadful throat beard and he’s just throwing her away the same way Cher’s first plastic surgeon threw her original face into the medical waste bin? A bitch gets some fame and is about to get a peen and suddenly he’s too good? Actually, I’m not sure I blame Chaz. I just got a good look at Jennifer. I mean, you can’t trust a ho who looks like Heidi Fleiss after getting Face/Off surgery with Amy Fisher.

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