Chaz Bono Is On The Prowl For A New Piece
The National Enquirer (I know, I know...) is saying that Chaz Bono has dropped his fiancee Jennifer Elia and is now looking for a hot trick to bump his gut 'o plenty against. Chaz and Jennifer got engaged a few months ago after being together for six years, but the wedding is off and he's ready to move on to a bigger, better and fame whorier piece. Chaz wants to wet hump the spotlight and Jennifer wants to mouth hump a bottle of the sweet nectar at home. Chaz is bringing in the cash and Jennifer is job deficient. Jennifer also won't let Chaz's chunk rolls be great and he has had it with her ass. The source puts it like this:
"Chaz is totally over the relationship. His parting shot to Jen made her realize there was no turning back. He told her, 'I can do better than you.' He wanted someone who could ride the wave of success with him but found Jen too much of a downer. Chaz is already on the lookout for someone new and made it clear to Jen. He told her, 'I've tried, but you just aren't right for me. I've got to move on.'Jen constantly gripes about not being able to find a job and her lack of money. She nags at Chaz about his weight and for the last few months her insomnia has been so bad that they don't even sleep together."
When she drinks, Jen becomes a completely different person. Chaz just can't handle her then."
Jennifer held Chaz's hand as he made the transition from lady to dude, was forced to sit through the act of torture known as Dancing with the Stars, had to stare at that dreadful throat beard and he's just throwing her away the same way Cher's first plastic surgeon threw her original face into the medical waste bin? A bitch gets some fame and is about to get a peen and suddenly he's too good? Actually, I'm not sure I blame Chaz. I just got a good look at Jennifer. I mean, you can't trust a ho who looks like Heidi Fleiss after getting Face/Off surgery with Amy Fisher.
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Chaz is not just overweight but obese. Not terribly well spoken and very awkward. Famous only for having a famous parent. First as a lesbian, now as a trans man, using his sexuality/gender as professional career development. Not impressed at all. I know butch lesbians and trans men with a shit load more courage than Chaz.
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Submitted by agirl on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 10:33pm.
Maybe "treating his girlfriend like shit" is just the latest step in Chaz's transformation into a man?
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Chaz is just gross. Male..female..doesn't matter he is a fat sweaty pig. I have no idea what his girlfriend sees in him besides having Cher as a future mother in law.
So, the man of the house has a high income and a hot ho--and he is worried about if said couch ornament has a job--with all his issues that she has had to deal with...
I know its a fools errand to try and make sense of this drama--taken third hand, but if dude says ho needs a job, then I say dude is hard up for money.
Dude is famous, but I'm not seeing the success. Don't we need at least a lead role in a successful tv show to be considered successful? Something after first season so that the compensation is growing.
So let me get this straight... Chaz is a fat, ugly in the face, hairy neck, chick with no dick who cut off her breasts, and took a shit load of testosterone. How does one find that attractive? I mean, what nerve. And I am not going to even address the health concerns of Chaz's weight... I'm speaking from a strictly dumbfounded, what the fuck does Chaz think she's got going on perspective. Jennifer can do better and I don't blame her for hitting the bottle. Chaz, just because you sucked the fat out of your breasts, swallowed some pills, buzzed your hair and bought some muscle shirts-- doesn't mean you have all your shit together either.
Submitted by agirl on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 10:33pm.
Maybe "treating his girlfriend like shit" is just the latest step in Chaz's transformation into a man?
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I actually think this is common among people who get famous. They always think they can do better. I think he's a dick for putting it to her that way. Which public restroom does Chaz use? Man or woman?
What wave of success is Chaz riding on? Besides being on Dancing with the Has Beens? I take it "he" has been given movie deals, book deals?
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I don't care that Chaz is FTM. I don't even care that he's fat. But you gotta admit that that was a pretty douchey thing he said. The fact that he let it leak out to humiliate her in public like that makes me wonder if he ever cared about her at all.
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To be honest I have a really difficult time understanding all of the classifications of transgender not to be confused with transsexual but from what I understand they can be heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual and asexual. Maybe Chaz just needs a man who considers himself a woman!
All I know is can I haz Chazburger? Try to lose a few pounds.
Eh, I'm not so sure that Chaz is transgendered, frankly, so much as just screwed up psychologically and emotionally...but with that said, I don't doubt that the condition is real, and I do feel for those who burdened with it in their lives. My doubts re Chaz lie with the impression I've gotten from him whenever I've heard him talk about his life, both in general and specifically regarding his sexuality and gender identity. It will not come as a surprise at all if several years go by and, lo!, there's Chaz in the press again, saying the gender reassignment was a mistake and she's still and always will be Chastity...
Straight. Gay. Bi. Transgender. Whatever. If it doesn't negatively impact me directly, and it doesn't harm any children or animals, I don't much care, as long as it makes you happy-with ONE exception.
I just CAN'T with that whole "pregnant man" deal. I can be on board when you say you were born a man in a woman's body, and you used science to fix that problem. Great. Happy for you. But wait--now you want children, so you're going to use your 'in reserve' uterus to carry and give birth to a child? I just can't support this. Want kids? There are PLENTY of 'em in foster care who need good parents--some of 'em are unfortunate enough to be in the clutches of Michelle Bachman, why not rescue them!
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I still can't believe how ignorant people really can be. No one is REQUIRED to accept anything. But if people kept their fucking mouths shut about what other people do with their lives, the world would be a much better place. Keep to your own fucking business and keep out of the business of others. No one is hurting YOU by trying to change their gender. Spend that time in church or praying or writing angry letters to shows like DWTS or whatever the fuck you uptight assholes do. Transgendered people have enough of a hard time accepting themselves for who they are - they don't need your oh-so-superior fucked up opinions in their lives as well.
and people, come on, why are we STILL letting ourselves get upset over the trolls?
this OP is way too serious and way too much for me to handle.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 6:30pm.
- - - - May I suggest baby wipes? :)
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Even Terrence Howard couldn't baby wipe my husband's Sasquatch ass into submission.
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See, Chaz? There IS hope!
I'm gonna sound totally superficial here BUT I always thought she was too hot for Chaz. Plus doesn't Chaz have major aggression issues since taking male hormones? Saw something about it on tele. It sounded like he would be difficult to live with. But whatever, I don't know!
*walks on by, whistling*
so......everyone else have a good weekend?
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Nowadays you don't mean dick to me
I might let you make it up to me...
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PSL you're full of bologna. I have never posted anyone's personal information here. Ever. Period. I know the personal info of four people who blog here off and on and I have never once, not ONCE divulged their info nor have they mine.
Don't even try to go there, cuntbag. You started this stupid shit. I'm going to clean your clock with a hefty dose of endust and shop vac, man back.
Also, there are little men with big backs. You should know, slim shorty.
Maybe "treating his girlfriend like shit" is just the latest step in Chaz's transformation into a man?
He has not just become a man, he's now a full -fledged douche! Congratulations, Chaz!
@Sal, the ignore button is actually a really good idea. I don't have anybody in particular I'd throw on it just yet, but it'd be handy to keep the number of troll wars down.
sal, I am done. will not anymore. *sits on hands*
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thanks.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 8:33pm.
Andrei, seriously. Just let it keep digging it's grave. It can say whatever it wants, I know the only personal info shared is between the people on fb that we want shared between each other. I also know what my body looks like, so this idiot can keep describing me in any way it wants. AND I have not thrown up in 15 years, so it can go choke on it's own vomit for all I care.
I find it humorous, and it finds that infuriating.
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Hey PSL I don't know much about who is using alts or the current moniker the crazy ones are using, but either way, they're one troll too many on this site. Do yourself a favor and do not engage this person or continue to acknowledge him/her in your posts, as you are tossing more wood into the fire. It's simply not worth your time.
I think that the next addition/upgrade that MK needs to work on is an "IGNORE" button.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 9:05pm.
If every single person would accept Jesus Christ as their personal saviour, none of this society-driven "homosexuality" and "transgendered" fads would even happen.
Satan is waiting for these people.
"Go onto the Lordeth as a straighteth man and woman. Keepeth the vageth and dicketh you were born with." Psalm 43, Verse 16.
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Ahahaha.... LOLOLOLOL... I've never doubted you are an awesome mother, but I almost wish I was your son now.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
LOL Fury! When I did the iPhone app "Confessional" today, my penance was texted as: "4 H Mary's and 4 O Father's, URs in Christ, Bless U child, See U Nxt Sunday." =P
No. I'm so wrong.
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If every single person would accept Jesus Christ as their personal saviour, none of this society-driven "homosexuality" and "transgendered" fads would even happen.
Satan is waiting for these people.
"Go onto the Lordeth as a straighteth man and woman. Keepeth the vageth and dicketh you were born with." Psalm 43, Verse 16.
Yours in Christ.
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PSL, yeah. Hmm.. *scratches head* What a waste of time to be so mean. Geez. And I like ya just fine on this and any thread. ;) But, maybe now you might have to share your pix with me! Haha. Kidding.
crazyinjapan: Yep. Agreed. :)
These comments are too serious. I was expecting good old fashioned Dlisted bitchiness aimed at the actual post subject and not the more serious topics people are getting into.
Andrei, seriously. Just let it keep digging it's grave. It can say whatever it wants, I know the only personal info shared is between the people on fb that we want shared between each other. I also know what my body looks like, so this idiot can keep describing me in any way it wants. AND I have not thrown up in 15 years, so it can go choke on it's own vomit for all I care.
I find it humorous, and it finds that infuriating.
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Why are people so nasty and hateful about transgendered people? If a person says he is male in his mind, why can't they accept that? It is accepted in modern psychiatry, but I guess these folks think they know better than someone with an MD. Arrogance and intolerance, ugh.
What is with Dr. Ruth? What an awful post.
why does chaz have to be soo fat?
i would be depressed too if i was dating a guy who keeps getting bigger and wont lose the weight.
seriously, chaz lose some fucking weight.
no one is sharing any personal information. That is what YOU do here, when you post people's real names.
Keep digging that grave motherfucker.
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Chaz isn't even as manly as our resident poopy pants on dlisted.
PSL, go mow your man back, whore! None of your posts are even remotely relevant or entertaining even by accident. Please. 2012 can't come soon enough to get rid of the fug in the white house and your stupid ass on dlisted thinking your special because you and M.E. talk about people's I.P.'s and divulge personal info. I'm so jelly of you, manly one. I hope you know that throwing up your dinner isn't going to solve your big boned situation.
We just spoke to God. He said, "No soup for YOU!"
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 1:11pm.
Lindsay Lohan is single, full of self esteem, and willing to ride any sort of tidal wave...just sayin'
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This is really funny.
PSL:
Indeed! 2012 should be an interesting year! I'm going live it giving lots of love. ;)
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 7:52pm.
*sigh* I am with you Bree. I wish we as a species would just accpet one another for who we are - packaging be damned. I accept people for themselves - just dont be an asshole.
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Cosign on all of that! I'm just glad my generation seems to be more open-minded than older generations. Granted, a lot of close-minded people pass it down to younger generations, but I feel like the younger generations are more accepting of the LGBT community. I can only hope that as time goes on, the trend continues that way. We are who we are and we don't want to be judged so I don't see why we should judge other people. Live and let live and all that jazz.
Personally, I hate Chaz Bono as a human being.
I don't give a shit what's between his legs, I just find him a total media-whore without reason. And that stint on DWTS pissed me off since he isn't/wasn't a star, and he wasn't dancing. Walking around and holding the hand of an actual dancer ain't dancing.
As far as I'm concerned, he can hook up with Kim Lardassian. He'd fit right in, and it would get more attention away from her faux-wedding.
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Andrei, I don't want to betray him. But MK knows she is crazy and pathetic. He is working on it.
May 2012 be happy, healthy and schizo alt free!
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*sigh* I am with you Bree. I wish we as a species would just accpet one another for who we are - packaging be damned. I accept people for themselves - just dont be an asshole.
PSL:
Really? What stuff is he doing? Hehe.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 7:39pm.
@Bree and Hellraiser - Just some people are dix! And you cant change their minds so dont bother trying to get them to open their eyes or minds. Merry Merry to both of you.
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It just kills me that people are so open to gays, bisexuals, and lesbians because somehow that concept is easy for them to digest but because they don't understand what transgenders go through, what it is, or how it affects people, it's okay for them to be insulting, rude, and ignorant. If you don't understand something, fucking look it up. But calling a man a woman who is LEGALLY a man is ignorant and stupid.
It just pisses me off because I always thought of the people here as a generally open-minded bunch. Yeah we make fun of idiots like Lohan who make stupid choices, but being gay isn't a choice and being transgendered isn't a choice either. Yet it's not okay to make fun of gays and somehow transgendered people are open season? Whatever. I hate close-minded people.
@Bree and Hellraiser - Just some people are dix! And you cant change their minds so dont bother trying to get them to open their eyes or minds. Merry Merry to both of you.
After watching the documentaries Becoming Chazz and Being Chazz and listening to Jen's drunken histrionics I can't believe Chazz put up with her for 6 years.
Chazz told her he didn't want to marry her if she kept drinking and she flat out told him that she won't stop.
He is right to leave her. Living with a drunk is soul crushing.
Submitted by I Just Farted on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 6:18pm.
guess what fucker? Your days are numbered. MK just emailed me to try and find out more shit about you. He hates what you are doing to this site.
yeah, he DOES.
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Also, when someone goes through the gender changing process (which they are required to get therapy before going through) and legally changes their gender to male, then they SHOULD be referred to as "he" and it IS insulting to refer to them as a woman still.