In This Picture, David Cross Is Dying Inside
Rooney Mara's Publicly Shitting On Past Jobs Club just found a new member in David Cross. David Cross was in all three Chipmunks movies and tells Indiewire that the last one nearly sucked the life out of his being and left him cursing Alvin's name.
"This last film was literally, without question, the most unpleasant experience I’ve ever had in my professional life. It’s safe to say I won’t be working with some of those people ever again. Not the actors. And the director [Mike Mitchell] was great. We got along. There were a couple of people, though…it was just a really awful, unpleasant experience."Which isn't to say the entire 'Chipmunks' experience has been rotten for him. "I got recognized in China," he says, listing off the places 'Chipmunks' has taken him. "I got recognized in a teeny tiny town in Mozambique. In Zimbabwe. Botswana. It’s crazy."
What does David expect from some shit called CHIP-WRECKED?! Chip-wrecked is what you get when you snort crushed Lay's and freebase Ruffles grease, it shouldn't be the name of a movie. Nothing good can come out of a movie named Chip-Wrecked. That sounds like the name of Satan's yacht. David should've recognized this and pretended that he suddenly developed an allergy to chipmunks that is so severe that he can't even act with imaginary ones or he'll hack up pus-filled hive balls. It's David's own fault and he needs to shut his WAH WAH WAH hole with all the money he made off of that shit.
And I wonder who he was talking about when he said "a couple of people, though..."? Alvin and that know-it-all cunt Simon, right? They look like total douche holes.
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Mickey Holland - I just know a few words & phrases like broeks = pants. Nothing too useful!
Granted, after being in Arrested Development it must be kind of hard not to look down at everything else you've been in. Either way, I can't with people who bite the hand that feeds/fed them - despite of the lameness of said hand. I'm looking at you, Alternative Pwincess Rooney Mara and RPattz.
Also his girlfriend looks like she could be his daughter and that creeps me out, OK
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Ah, that is neat! I was doing, am still doing, some writing for my local newspaper. I WAS covering town events, but then the publisher decided to shut down the office and I had to quit. So, now I just contribute wildlife articles with photos of mine to the publication.
My thinking, later, is to cover more of Oklahoma, like sights and nature reserves, and write for a bigger audience and hopefully travel more. I'd like to get recognized eventually. Maybe write for a wildlife magazine and travel the wilds. I hope...
Submitted by Night Owl on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:23pm.
So nice to have another Dutchie on here! Do you speak Dutch? (Spreek je Nederlands?)
NCIS is on, so I hope to read your answer later.
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MickeyHolland - my Mom & Dad's parents emigrated from the Netherlands to the USA. I am 100% Dutch. Always wanted to go there.
My little one LOVES those Chipmunk movies, they can be annoying but they have been a lifesaver keeping her occupied when Mommy has to do something like homework.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:05pm.
I had to Google that one, Sans Fards. I fear I put my people to shame, seeing as I have never smoked anything in my life.
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tee hee, no definition in my back....all fat, built like a she male.....
yep! that's me all right. *rolls eyes*
delusion strikes again.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 12:41pm.
Yep, I'm as Dutch as it gets. If you are ever in the vicinity of Gouda (near Rotterdam & Amsterdam), coffee is on me.
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Greetings, whorz!
I just saw that my name is being dragged into something that I am absolutely not a part of. I want to make it perfectly clear that BaconSlut is BaconSlut. No more, no less. What you see is what you get.
Furthermore, I will not engage in this drama. This is the only statement that I will make on the matter. I always try to stay away from negativity, and will continue to do so.
Carrying on, and hoping that everyone has an enjoyable Sunday.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 12:41pm.
Yep, I'm as Dutch as it gets. If you are ever in the vicinity of Gouda (near Rotterdam & Amsterdam), coffee is on me.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 12:36pm.
Why, thank you Dog!
*Blushes like the virgin Mary walking in on an orgy of dlisted sluts*
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Do you really live in Holland? I always meant to ask you. I would love to one day see the Netherlands.
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Why, thank you Dog!
*Blushes like the virgin Mary walking in on an orgy of dlisted sluts*
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I'm sure that he didn't return his paycheck. Man be grateful that you are working.
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Mickey, you hot sexy bovine!
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Angela, please fuck off and die. Why the fuck can't you just find another blog to screw over? What has anyone on here done to you to deserve your bullshit?
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I copy that, PSL. A cow can try, can't she?
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It's not even a defined back really. The huge, wide shoulders. You are built like a line-backer. You can't starve that away. No wonder you are so insecure. I bet your back is as scary as your front. I'd learn karate too if I was built like a she-male.
Do you shave that huge back of yours?
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 12:16pm.
hahahahhaha so says personality 472.
see you later, I am out.
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Why are you jack-wagons fighting amongst yourselves? Don't any of you go to church?
You just turned this thread into the most boring shit-fest ever.
You all need Jesus and a serious slap upside the head.
Mickey, I do not have any good will towards that motherfucker. Sorry.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 7:37am.
I don't think he's a very nice person from all I've read but I've always liked him on screen in whatever he does and gosh darn it I LIKE these Alvin movies and so do my kids!! Many people out there would kill for a job like that so I hate to hear such complaints.
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I wish the Alvin & the Chipmonks cartoon from the 80's would come back. I think that was when the Chipettes were introduced. I loved that version back when I was a kid, and if they brought it back with music from now, kids would probably like it too.
Yoohoo, guys! Lemme repeat the message of Christmas once more.
"Peace on earth and good will toward men."
Now on with the funny stuff! Please?
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PSL, IT has been slacking. And i mean alot. A few months back it took a few post to recognize IT, but now it`s so fucking obvious from the first post on. The sad thing is we posted the things that identify her, and she is still using them.
At this point it`s just a sad temper-tantrum.
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UBF, it is cracking. The shit it was posting the the OP from Fri night was insane. INSANE.
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I don`t know who is a moderator, but i know when one asshole talks to themselves for a good hour, it gets stupid and people leave. And that`s a fucking fact.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
If you think it is M.E., you are welcome to think so. You are delusional in every other way, so go ahead and keep entertaining yourself.
I am going to make some bacon and eggs for breakfast.
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PSL, yeah, I know who it is. A few people do.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 11:45am.
One of my many friends hers outed themselves to me as a moderator. So now I KNOW when someone is "it" multiplying again.
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You already outed M.E. as a moderator here. I'm not sure why you think that's any huge secret.
Sorry. Completely wrong about Bacon Slut. Completely wrong about me conversing with myself. The drug addict moderator of yours needs some serious help because she is doing you a disservice and making you look like a jackass.
Have a sanctimonious Sunday and enjoy your bacon, heathen.
Dog, no need to delete. I did not specify who it was, or even if the person is male or female. I am not outing anyone. Can you guess who it is? :)
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Dog, the only reason she didn't chase anyone off last night is because SHE WAS CONVERSING WITH HERSELF.
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PSL, you might want to delete that...
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For those in possible need of a reminder, the message of Christmas is: "Peace on earth and good will toward men."
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Submitted by Chapped Ass on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 11:43am.
You get a 2 on the Believability Scale. And q point is for just breathing although I'm not sure if you do that out of your nose or your ass. You sure TALK out of your ass. I didn't say you chased then off; I said you ran them off and you did. When people realize the only person in a thread is you talking to yourself, they leave. And that's what happened.
And for added bonus, who the fuck are you to talk to PSL like her being Jewish is something she should be ashamed of???
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One of my many friends hers outed themselves to me as a moderator. So now I KNOW when someone is "it" multiplying again.
Fuck off!
And I happen to love and eat bacon, you asshole. Pork does not offend me.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 11:38am.
Funny, Pip, how you came to the conclusion that PSL was talking about you when she didn't mention names. I saw it this morning. Just like the OP, it came down to you and talking to yourself with your alt names, trying to look like a real conversation was going on. And as usual, you ran off all of the real posters.
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I came to no such conclusion. I had just finished chatting with someone via email and noticed PSL's weird late night comment.
Nobody was 'chased' off. Did you see anyone upset or miffed in this thread? Absolutely not. PSL pulled that out of her ass in the middle of the G damned night.
Sorry, I'm not falling for the ol' banana in the tail-pipe.
Have a loverly day, you two grumpy stink weasels.
Submitted by Chapped Ass on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 2:49am.
....What's up with you instigating shit where it doesn't exist, woman? Good gravy!
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Funny, Pip, how you came to the conclusion that PSL was talking about you when she didn't mention names. I saw it this morning. Just like the OP, it came down to you and talking to yourself with your alt names, trying to look like a real conversation was going on. And as usual, you ran off all of the real posters.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 11:29am.
Chapped Ass, everyone knows you are Bacon Slut. AND Pip, and 680 other screen names. I was not starting anything, just stating what bullshit was there.
Good morning, and STFU.
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I am not Bacon Slut. Your Jewish ass has an aversion to pork products, I get that, but yes, you ARE starting shit when people were being perfectly fine here.
Good morning back and YOU have a beautiful day.
Chapped Ass, everyone knows you are Bacon Slut. AND Pip, and 680 other screen names. I was not starting anything, just stating what bullshit was there.
Good morning, and STFU.
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It will be available on Amazon.com by mid-year 2012 by hook or crook, or you will hear about some Negreaux jumping off a cliff early next year!
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Triston, if you're sellin', I'm buyin'!
Your book, that is. The other stuff is undoubtedly damn hotttt, but not in the market for anything but Mr. Hekki's stuff.
I don't think he's a very nice person from all I've read but I've always liked him on screen in whatever he does and gosh darn it I LIKE these Alvin movies and so do my kids!! Many people out there would kill for a job like that so I hate to hear such complaints.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 3:53am.
lmfao!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
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Shame on you! I am in China. Youtube is banned here! As is Facebook! It's like I'm in prison!!
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Well, this year I was slapped with that bitch caused recession and rather than sit around and cry, I put my petal to the metal, hedged all bets, and threw my hat into the heaux ring! This has been the most chaotic year I have ever had in my adult life, but when the going gets tough, they tough get heaux'in!
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Aaahhh fuck, I should know better than to sleep, I always miss the good threads.
I could tell y'all stories about former Yugoslavia.
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