"It's CAAAAAAAAKE, Y'all!"

Can somebody tell me why we even still hear about this bitch? 'scuse me while I go vomit.

angel_i:

I totally agree. Just because you can move well does not make you a dancer, nor does it make you an artist. She moved like that as a TEEN, and a few years into her early 20s. None of her dance moves have changed drastically, and she has never sang since her Mickey Mouse days live. And now she doesn't even bother to dance. She has her background dancers do the bulk of it. The only reason she got as famous as she was in the first place was because of her overly sexualized look and her dancing.

In my opinion, she has wasted the most important years for an artist by meandering and just going through the motions. As a pop singer, she has the liberty to go between several genres but she has not even attempted to. Look at what Rihanna has done in her short career. She has delved into other sounds and attempted to branch out.

If they induct this trash into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame I will keel over instantly!

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This dude's eyes are always so creepy.

Who is this Jason character? I know he's been around for a while but it always baffled me what he saw on Britney. I mean, he looks like a normal enough guy who wouldn't be attracted to the hot mess that is Our Lady of Cheetos... is it a white knight thing? Unless he's after monies but he does look like a decent guy so I don't think that's it. What's his story?

Bjork, we're cool. No worries. :)

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"Not to start anything" Bjork, I was not at work. I was thinking of others who may be.

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It's cool, and we should be able to ask or comment, right? I didn't appreciate Dog jumping in and stirring shit that isn't there.

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I didn't stir shit, idiot. You can't stir what isn't there, in your words. I made a comment and you chose to respond to it in a defensive manner. YOU stirred the shit by your childish response then having your "friend" come in and back you up.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 8:40am.

Bjork You:

You have also never heard anyone say that Britney is intelligent, because she is NOT. It must be very easy to get her to do what is asked of her, because she doesn't know how to say no or argue her way out of a box of straw. I think the reason why her career has been steady even with the chaos behind the scenes is because she has never fought for her artistic freedom.
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That's becuz she's not an artist. She's a dancer and a singer. That's really different from being an artist. It's like...she's an athlete - not a coach.

And I think there are some very basic reasons why she sucks now. Talent is NOTHING if you don't work it. They got to a point where they never sent her for any professional development. She was so busy...and too tired to really bring it after a while...so they autotuned her, synched her up, surrounded her with dancers so she didn't have to move as much.

A friend of mine (and I LOVE this theory) suggested she's lost her ability to sing in tune becuz she probably neglected to wear earplugs for most of her career and her hearing is probably shot. Also, what *I* noticed is that during all those tired times when they synched her up, she sang through some pretty roughed up vocal chords. I wonder how many times she's been treated for nodes.

And then, of course, she hurt her knee and had two babies. And then assumed she could just get out on the floor like she used to...not realizing that she USED to train. She USED to be a kid. She USED to do that kinda thing for fun. I think she probably was very disappointed in herself and just said: WHAT-EVER! I'm already famous yo - someone will fix this for me. And, of course, they did.

There's something to be said for not having your life handed to you on a silver platter. When you have to keep proving yourself becuz you don't have a zombie public behind you, it makes you work. And when you work you become skilled. She's thirty now...she's missed so many valuable years of training. She'll always be popular cuz people are idiots and just grab for anything familiar before actually paying attention but I wonder if she'll ever be really SATISFIED. That's sad.

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"Not to start anything" Bjork, I was not at work. I was thinking of others who may be.

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It's cool, and we should be able to ask or comment, right? I didn't appreciate Dog jumping in and stirring shit that isn't there. My comment wasn't personal, and I would have made it to anyone who had posted what you'd written.

It's just that dlisted is a NSFW site anyway; in fact, I've been in some public libraries that block it. And then MK will have in big, bold blue letters words like Peen and Fuck and whatnot. And even when he lets us know what is NSFW or not clickable, that stuff that is safe isn't always safe.

But I also get that Cisco Adler, aka Angela, is irritating and that her avie is just another reminder that she is, which is why she uses it.

Paris - I think Genie In a Bottle and Come on Over were a little sexed up, too.. when you consider that their target audience started at 12 or even younger. Plus Britney was more likeable, where Christina came across as the girl your Mom wouldn't want you hanging out with lol.

But I agree on both counts about Stripped being Christina's best album. I still listen to it. And I think Christina still could put out a quality album if she'd put some effort into it.

And about Britney's new music being crap. I wouldn't even take the time to download it for free.

I hope this marriage is the one that lasts for her. She deserves happiness like everyone else. I never really was much of a Britney fan, and quite frankly reading about her these days is making me feel really old. But, she has achieved way more in her life than I could ever imagine for myself. So, negative opinions aside, she's rich and I'm not.

Pretty Hate, I disagree about Xtina's songs always being sexed up. That came with the "Stripped" album (which is her best, IMO).

Britney had catchy tunes, and I love her old stuff. Her computerized crap now drives me insane though. Will not listen.

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Congrats Britney!

It's hard for someone to maintain popularity the way that she has for 14 years.

Britney was first and foremost a good performer. She always put on a good show and her songs were fun and catchy. Also she had a relatable innocence to her that Christina most definitely didn't have. Christina's songs were always sexed up, and Britney sang about broken hearts and what not, so a lot of us around her age could relate to her, plus the teenaged boys all thought she was super hot. This obviously worked for her. If you want to make someone big all you have to do is win over the teenaged girls. This fact has been proven over and over again.

Simpson didn't really have much going for her, she wasn't as cute as the other two (I think she got better looking as she got older) and she tried so hard to push her Christian values in everyone's face, but aside from all of that the bitch screamed when she sang. Every time "I wanna love you forever" came on the radio I would turn the station out of fear of going deaf. I think country music would have been a better fit for her if her dream was to be a famous singer.

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@Jackie:
Chris Brown and Bouncy use lots of a background vocal tracks and things to strengthen the sound of their voice as the amount of dancing they do just ruins any attempt at breath control. They are not singing totally live while dancing.

Choreographers who (like Jeri Slaughter) have worked with both Christina and Britney have said that aside from Britney having dance training, they are pretty comparable in skill. Live, Christina is a singer and as such is much more comfortable singing and makes no attempt to hide that.

Now congrats to Britney, hopefully she can settle down and live a quiet life. She doesn't need to work and it is not like she is making artistic statements and challenging herself with her work. Time to sit down, raise her boys, and actually live life for a change.

I get such a great vibe off her fiancé. He seems to genuinely love her and he's so buttoned up - ahh, I love them! If it weren't' for his ear lobes being attached to his head, he'd be perfect.

If Christina lip synched and focusedI soley on dancing (god forbid) she still couldn't dance. She just doesn't have that skill. She looks awkward doing it. Same for Jessica. And as far as singing and dancing at the same time, beyonce, usher, Chris brown all do it. Yes its harder to do but not some impossible feat. Their choreography and live performances don't seem to suffer due to them singing live and dancing. Britney lacks that skill because she use to always sing live but her dancing was lacking, then she focused more on dancing and lip synched instead. Still doesn't take away from her talent as a dancer. Now if you view dancing as inferior to singing then I understand that. Alot of people do.

@jackie:

Because the other singers you mentioned actually SING and it is rare that you have a real singer dance the entire routine with their background singers, because it is physically impossible to exert that much energy and do both at that level. What you often see real singers do is dance at full capacity with their background dancers for the bridge and then return to singing. As Britney always lip-syncs, it is no problem for her to do her dance moves. Christina also can dance capably, but she is a singer first... as is Jessica Simpson, as is Mandy Moore, et cetera. They danced early on in their careers too, but they always went back to their voices, which is their strength.

And I work in clubs, so I see people with two left feet that don't have the benefit of 8 hours of choreography with top notch instructors.

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The whole jailbait thing doesn't apply to many of her fans seeing as how alot of them including myself were teenage girls. I wasn't turned on by her like some creepy old dude. But I get your point about that. And if dancing is so easy then why couldn't Christina dance, or Jessica Simpson or a slew of others? Not everyone can do that shit and do it well. Just go to any club or party and you will see what I mean. So I don't buy that "anyone could do that if they practiced all the time" excuse. But I see where this conversation is going lol. We will never agree.

jackie:

I remember those early tapes and I remember her being a decent singer and decent dancer. And I think she has stunted her growth as an artist in exchange for AudioTune and Photoshop. As far as her 'It' factor is concerned, I consider that the work of marketing who pushed her out the gate as some Lolita-ish jailbait...and it worked. And since she came out the gate first, all the other wanna-be pop stars of her era tried it as well. if Jessica Simpson had come out first, would we be talking about Britney like we do now? Probably not.

I don't think her dancing is bad. I think her videos have some great moves in them. However, I don't consider the moves she executes all that difficult, which is the point. So when someone says she is a great dancer, I just do not see it. I could probably teach half the people in this thread her dance moves in about half an hour and you would be amazed at how simple they are when broken down. And the fact that she does not even do THOSE moves on stage anymore does not stand well with me.

For example, I consider JLo a mediocre talent as well, BUT...she works her ass off, sings live (sometimes) even if she does not sound the best, and she gives 110% in all her endeavors. This, I respect and I am certainly not one of her biggest fans, but I give her credit for her work ethic.

Britney is phoning it in all the time and collecting a big check for doing so. And the sad thing is that she will always sell because people will always have a soft spot in their heart for her no matter how un-talented she is.

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I chose that video to show her raw talent at a young age. Before going Hollywood she already had that talent of dance. And I actually agree somewhat about Christina and the others playing catch up to some degree but lets face it, if someone is talented and has that it factor then they will make it whether they came out first or third or whatever. And I personally don't think her dancing is mediocre, I've always liked it, I've always looked foward to her performances and I think every artist has their own way of doing things. J.lo dances great but she does it in her way, Britney dances with her own style, doesn't make one style superior to the other. And as far as present day Britney, she has fallen off hard and doesn't even really dance anymore so I'm with you on that one.

Oh and one more thing. I think she did grow as an artist over the years. Just look at a '99 performance and compare it to one in 2000 or 2003.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 8:22am.
Dog:

That's exactly why I don't preface what I have to say with phrases like that.

I prefer the blunt force trauma of a direct verbal slap (when necessary) as opposed to beating around the bush.

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Like you did just now. Smack, go lie down...

Well played, Mr. Breakdown, well played.

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Clearly you haven't actually read that exchange. I was referring to YOUR posts and unless Breakdown was posting in code, he was just saying he doesn't do that. Unlike you did to PSL.

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I was upfront about what I said to PSL and anyone else who holds that same opinion. There is no need to get in a huff, there was no dig.

Next.

jackie:

She is not talentless. She is however, a mediocre talent. Even more mediocre than J.Lo and a slew of other pop stars I could name off the top of my head right now, but you get the point.

The reason why the others did not catch on like Britney?

It's very simple.

Timing.

Britney was the first pop trick of that era out the box, and by the time the others came out, they were playing catch-up. The media had already decided what the latest pop trend would be, so all the other ones followed suit, even though their voices were significantly stronger than Britney's. Which was why Christina came onto the scene with that ditzy, pop-tarty "Genie in a Bottle' instead of showcasing her voice. Her label wanted Britney: Part Deux. And Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore all followed suit, and all of them have stronger voices than Britney.

Yes, Britney CAN dance. But are her dance moves anything stellar? No. I have said it before and I will say it again. Anyone with two damn legs can just about re-create her dance moves. When you spend 8 hours a day on a routine, as she does, even short bus riders could learn the moves. She is no Ciara. She is no Chris Brown. She is no J-Lo even.

And clips of her as a teenager are really irrelevant at this point, seeing as it is now over ten years since that video came out and at this point, she should have grown as an artist instead of doing the same shit she did in 1999. Show some footage of her NOW on stage and she looks despondent, lost, and is barely moving. her backup dancers do the overwhelming majority of the work.

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People say alot about how she is talentless but when she first came out, so did Christina, Jessica, Mandy and some others I don't remember. If all she offered was good looks and some underage punani then why didnt the others catch on in the same way? Were they not as attractive? Britney just has that spark and charisma and she CAN dance contrary to some comments on here. Here's a clip of her rehearsing as a teenager. And she dances way better than the actual dancers who are probably way older and more experienced.

http://m.youtube.com/index?client=mv-google&desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US&rdm=4o...

And her voice is okay but I agree with whoever said she should have tried to strengthen it. But she was a great entertainer.

are you counting silly dog?

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hey dog,you are full of shit,take a walk,try to calm down,its ok

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hey dog,you are full of shit,take a walk,try to calm down,its ok

Bjork You:

You have also never heard anyone say that Britney is intelligent, because she is NOT. It must be very easy to get her to do what is asked of her, because she doesn't know how to say no or argue her way out of a box of straw. I think the reason why her career has been steady even with the chaos behind the scenes is because she has never fought for her artistic freedom. These other stars want to have their say eventually. But ten years later, Britney is still releasing the same shit stylistically, and it works.

She has the best producers money can buy, so she will always have hits, but seriously, how has she changed sonically the last ten years? Not one iota.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 8:22am.
Dog:

That's exactly why I don't preface what I have to say with phrases like that.

I prefer the blunt force trauma of a direct verbal slap (when necessary) as opposed to beating around the bush.

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Like you did just now. Smack, go lie down...

Well played, Mr. Breakdown, well played.

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Clearly you haven't actually read that exchange. I was referring to YOUR posts and unless Breakdown was posting in code, he was just saying he doesn't do that. Unlike you did to PSL.

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I have never heard a bitchy Brit story. For the most part, she is nice with and to the people who work for her, except for that guy who was suing for alleged sexual harassment. I think being uneducated, not being steered toward more fruitful endeavors during her down time, doesn't help her situation. And there are so many "yes" people for all the wrong things.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 8:22am.
Dog:

That's exactly why I don't preface what I have to say with phrases like that.

I prefer the blunt force trauma of a direct verbal slap (when necessary) as opposed to beating around the bush.

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Like you did just now. Smack, go lie down...

Well played, Mr. Breakdown, well played.

Breakdown,

You can access dlisted in China!!

We must all now get particularly graphic for the Chinese authorities!

Dog:

That's exactly why I don't preface what I have to say with phrases like that.

I prefer the blunt force trauma of a direct verbal slap (when necessary) as opposed to beating around the bush.

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Ever notice how when someone prefaces something with "Not to start anything" they are itching to do just that? It's like when someone starts something with "No offense" and you know you're about to be insulted.

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Bjork You:

The greatest talent Britney has is her puppet act. She is so malleable that they will never get tired of her, they will never let her die. They will give her just enough meds to keep her lucid and functioning to get on stage and lip-sync all the way to her bank and theirs.

And of course I am sure Britney made the decision to remain on stage instead of seeking the treatment she deserves. What else is she going to do? She's never known anything BUT the stage.

And somewhere along the way, many years ago, someone must have told her that she had no talent and she believed them. For at one time, she had something akin to a singing voice, but she has never ventured out to strengthen it. If you are a true artist, you take the risk to fail and push the envelope in terms of your work. She has never done that and I will never consider her a real artist until she does. People can lambast Madonna all they want about her arguable talent, but she puts herself out there for better or worse.

Britney plays it safe each and every time. And if she were performing in my backyard, I would not even look out the window to watch that mess.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 4:50am.
Migraineuse:

First of all, Britney will never go away. The one thing that girl has going for her is good BAD management. In other words, they know good and goddamn well she's batshit crazy, but fuck her mental health and the kids she had to try and get out of her contract. They are going to work her ass into the ground, until she passes the fuck OUT!

Secondly, Britney gives kids growing up the false hopes (or are they even false anymore?!) that you can be as mediocre as you want, and someone will come along, pluck you up from obscurity and turn you into a success, regardless of the consequences. And for anyone wanting to parade her talent out as a dancer, I will always point out that her dances are basically sped-up Zumba moves. As a dancer myself, I am appalled at how she is glorified as an artist. She is no artist. She's a joke on every artistic level.

And in all seriousness, everyone has known someone that suffers from mental illness, and being in a public arena of this magnitude is NOT something one like that needs. She may be 30 now, but I would bet my last dollar that she still thinks/acts on a teenage level because she has never been allowed to mature as a real person. Her artistry and personal growth have all been stunted in lieu of a check someone wants to get from her success.

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Yes, on all points. Add to that the many people who are around to tell her and give her what she wants rather than what she needs, and it's a wonder she's lived this long and gotten this far.

And that fiance is creepy (that music video of them in shower together was beyond disturbing).

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Cisco, your avie is NSFW. Some people do work on the weekends. Please change it.

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Not to start anything, but maybe you shouldn't be on dlisted when you are at work anyway.

So is she gonna change her name to britney trainwreck now?

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That must be fucking IMPOSSIBLE to find in a 30 year old, I'm guessing.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 4:50am.

Sadly, I think you are probably right on all counts.

Le sigh.

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I really, really, really am surprised that he went for it. I guess turning 40 does that to some people. I wish them the best and him all of the luck in the world.
Is she still not allowed to have her kids all by herself? Cannot imagine trying to have a respectful relationship with someone so "unreliable" for lack of a better word (yes, I do realize she is managing a mental illness, concurrent substance misuse etc). Just saying.
I do think she has a lot of loving people around her including him (Jason), her ex Kevin and of course, her family, so they ought to have some stablity and happiness.

Migraineuse:

First of all, Britney will never go away. The one thing that girl has going for her is good BAD management. In other words, they know good and goddamn well she's batshit crazy, but fuck her mental health and the kids she had to try and get out of her contract. They are going to work her ass into the ground, until she passes the fuck OUT!

Secondly, Britney gives kids growing up the false hopes (or are they even false anymore?!) that you can be as mediocre as you want, and someone will come along, pluck you up from obscurity and turn you into a success, regardless of the consequences. And for anyone wanting to parade her talent out as a dancer, I will always point out that her dances are basically sped-up Zumba moves. As a dancer myself, I am appalled at how she is glorified as an artist. She is no artist. She's a joke on every artistic level.

And in all seriousness, everyone has known someone that suffers from mental illness, and being in a public arena of this magnitude is NOT something one like that needs. She may be 30 now, but I would bet my last dollar that she still thinks/acts on a teenage level because she has never been allowed to mature as a real person. Her artistry and personal growth have all been stunted in lieu of a check someone wants to get from her success.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 7:37pm.

I just canNOT with this schizophrenic ho!

I hope he marries her and drags her back to the double-wide she came from. I am so tired of this over-hyped non-talent vandalizing airwaves, and then lip-syncing her way through every performance. It boggles my mind how her fans rant and rave about her music and talent as if anyone with AudioTune and vocal chords could not produce the same shit?

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Agreed. I've basically made a compact not to hate any female celebrity who's not Lindsay Lohan or Angelina Jolie, because our misogynist culture says too much hateful shit about females of all social ranks. (Lohan and Jolie get excepted because they are sociopath and fucking plagiarist thief, respectively).

But I'll put it like this. I can't stand the role Britney has spent her life playing: the horny slutty underage man-poison Lolita. That role was created by horny creepy men, not women, but it still disgusts me to see women voluntarily playing along with it. Brit Brit, being not that bright, doesn't see how playing this character helps keep our culture nicely fucked up, but it does. She also isn't bright enough to grok that as soon as she loses her looks - and she's well on her way - her career will be over. Ordinarily that level of dumb would make me feel sorry for a person, but I can't because the role she's playing is so degrading to women and disgusts me personally so much.

Hopefully that husband will keep her on her meds. She really needs to retire. She's got enough money for chrissakes. Go back to cheetoville and learn to knit or something.

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She looks horrible in this picture! Her ring is huge, but it's nothing special. Hopefully, her third marriage is a charm.

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"On a serious note, she was treading Hohan territory,but thank God her dad cared and saved her ass and her money. Between shaving her head and K-OverFed, she would of been broke ass like Hohan."

This X1000. Britney actually has parents who care and intervened. The Lohan's wouldn't care if Lindsay the coke whore or Ali the anorexic dropped dead because they'd be able to get bucks for the interview.

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Britney for sure has better parental figures that Hohan but I think it's important to note that Britney's problems were of a different nature than the Ho. Britney's shit seems to stem from a bona fide psychiatric disorder. She'd be self destructive b/c she's manic and unhinged, for example, rather than because she is an entitled, obnoxious, attention-craved, self-absorbed crackhead. This is what makes Brit an infinitely more sympathetic figure, IMO.

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