Rosemount High in Minnesota found new fans in Papa Joe, St. Angie, James Haven and Ryan O’Neal when they came up with a hilarious (and emotionally scarring) way to prank their winter sports captains. All of the captains were blindfolded during some kind of pep rally and told that they were about to get a kiss from a mystery person. The captains didn’t know that their mystery person wiped their ass cracks as babies and probably folded their clean panties that weekend. The kids got a mouth full of their own parent’s lips. Their parents were not blindfolded. You are right in asking what in the Oedipus Hell is this fucked up shit?
After this mess of a video went viral, the school apologized.
First of all, if this was a peck or two, I don’t think my eyes would be covered with thin layers of barf right now. But some of those parents got down. One mother gets all the way down to the floor with her son and I don’t even want to know what’s going on in his head (his other head). Second of all, most teenagers have the hornies flowing through their system at all times. If you put a mouth on their mouth, tongue is going to creep out to play. So tricking them with their parent’s mouth is a new kind of wrong. Third of all, unless your name is Billy Ray Cyrus, what parent would agree to this inceshit?
Can you imagine that car ride home? “So, dad, how was that cheesesteak you had for lunch? You usually don’t get it with onions.”