Papa Joe Just Found His New Favorite "Prank"
Rosemount High in Minnesota found new fans in Papa Joe, St. Angie, James Haven and Ryan O'Neal when they came up with a hilarious (and emotionally scarring) way to prank their winter sports captains. All of the captains were blindfolded during some kind of pep rally and told that they were about to get a kiss from a mystery person. The captains didn't know that their mystery person wiped their ass cracks as babies and probably folded their clean panties that weekend. The kids got a mouth full of their own parent's lips. Their parents were not blindfolded. You are right in asking what in the Oedipus Hell is this fucked up shit?
After this mess of a video went viral, the school apologized.
First of all, if this was a peck or two, I don't think my eyes would be covered with thin layers of barf right now. But some of those parents got down. One mother gets all the way down to the floor with her son and I don't even want to know what's going on in his head (his other head). Second of all, most teenagers have the hornies flowing through their system at all times. If you put a mouth on their mouth, tongue is going to creep out to play. So tricking them with their parent's mouth is a new kind of wrong. Third of all, unless your name is Billy Ray Cyrus, what parent would agree to this inceshit?
Can you imagine that car ride home? "So, dad, how was that cheesesteak you had for lunch? You usually don't get it with onions."
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Wow...I can't with this...
What the fucking fuck!?!
Ha! I went to a catholic highschool and they pulled this stunt at a pep rally in the early '90s, don't think it was the first time and I'm guessing it wasn't the last. Odd.
Who the living fuck are these parents? And SO MANY in one school agreed to it? A bunch of white trash alcoholics?
Who the living fuck are these parents? And SO MANY in one school agreed to it? A bunch of white trash alcoholics?
this is something papa joe simpson and michael lohan would do.
OMGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDD
I need a shot gun so I can blow a whole through that LMFAO song, everywhere I turn...on the radio, every viral videos, over the loud speakers at Target, they're playing this fucking shit. ENOUGH!
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
I like this. It's SO time consuming to psychologically fuck over teenagers one at a time. It takes a village and all that....
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
That is fucking revolting! What kind of parents would do that???
I can't watch this. I have seen stills from it and it makes me feel sick. I'm probably going a bit OTT (because I haven't seen it) but FUCK people are stupid and cruel. Who the fuck finds utter, utter, UTTER crap like this funny? It is sick. I hate humankind, there is no hope for us. People are fucking EVIL!
Now I'm gonna go hug my baby (cat).
Aren't they called "hicks" for a reason?. I think these poor bastards pass shit like this as normal, obviously. "Funny" my ass, there's absolutely nothing funny about kissing your kids in the lips.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I'd rather push play to watch Courtney S and her wanna-be thug husband than to watch that video. The description is enough to send chills down my spine. Why a parent would go along with that is beyond me. And I agree with another poster - WTF is going to pay for the therapy those kids will need knowing that a video of them making out with their parents has went viral.
And ain't no way in hell you'd get me to blindfold myself and have some stranger kiss me. Some sick fuck could pick anyone on the other end ... kinda like these sick fucks!
This is All levels of sick....
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? yet ANOTHER reason why we need to start requiring people to get licenses to procreate.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Who ARE these people? I can see maybe ONE freak thinking it was okay, but ALL of them? What's in the water there? What the FUCK?
If someone proposed this to Mr. Hekki, he'd knock their block off.
Christ on a cracker - I didn't read the whole description and thought the kids were getting kissed from Angelina and all. I shut the vid down when the first dad went in for the kill. I've seen some hardcore death vids and all that, but on this I couldn't press stop fast enough.
That being said, I wonder how sales of mistletoe are doing now in this town. Zing!
After watching one of the more recent episodes of Boardwalk Empire, I think I've had my fill of incest for the rest of my life. I'll pass on watching this, thanks.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
The good part about this whole fucking mess is that it's nice to see parents that are willing to take time off of work to show up at their child's school and humiliate him or her.
I'm not sure this is the school's fault. What kind of fucked up PARENTS agree to do something like this? I would never agree to it. This is some messed up shit.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Not gonna push play on the video above because I'm not the least interested in seeing that shit.
That jeebus that my mom never pulled that prank on me because I'm pretty damn sure I'd be going to jail for attempted murder.
But since my mother and I haven't gotten alone in decades, that should be understandable.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
This could be the trigger that turns someone into a serial killer. I've seen enough Criminal Minds episodes to recognize the signs.
THE FUCK!!!
NOT in a million fucking years. I'd rather slide down a razor into a tub of iodine.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
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WTF - and the school ONLY apologized?? sorry, but someone's ass needs to be fired - this is all kinds of fucked up and creeped out on every level imaginable.
ICK.
Dry heaves. The thought of my dad doing that to me is so emotionally scarring I cannot even fathom it. Aren't we going backwards here, as a society?? Emphasis on BACKWARDS!!
Maybe thats why I like you Jack.
On topic - How did this fly by the principal?
Love the "Peace Frog" reference, have the song in my head now!
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Who are you?
Who who who who?
Oh, who the fuck are you?
Who who who who?
It never surprises me when people come up with stupid ideas. But why do so many other people go right along with them? Are they all afraid of being called a killjoy or what?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:40pm.
Jack - you never miss an opportunity, do you pal?
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not if I can help it.
On Topic: Gross.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Jack - you never miss an opportunity, do you pal?
@citizenstrange: "Is there any video of the Glory Hole prank?"
LOL [barf]
Ewwwwww, how sick is that? Not even remotely funny!
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 1:58pm.
Is there any video of the Glory Hole prank?
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LOL! But seriously, is Minnesota the new Florida?
Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:14pm.
I would rather be locked in a car trunk, driven somewhere and left to die.
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You guy's are killing me. LOL!
*blindfolds Oxygen and places her hand on my ass*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:15pm.
THERE'S CUM ON THE STREETS OF NEW HAVEN!
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THERE'S MOM ON THE STREETS OF NEW HAVEN!
I. CAN. NOT. WITH. THIS. PERVINESS.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:15pm.
Father?
Yes son?....
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That is my all time fav from them, LOVE that tune!
I've never been so glad to be an orphan.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
When you're blindfolded no one can see you, right? Right?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:15pm.
THERE'S CUM ON THE STREETS OF NEW HAVEN!
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I knew you would get it! ;P
@Jack
What are you doing in New Haven?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:15pm.
THERE'S CUM ON THE STREETS OF NEW HAVEN!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:15pm.
Hahaha. ;)
WTF kind of GD spell check is this? Not recognizing the word hotdish!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
"...we are rednecks, not hillbillies." LOL
Don't forget about the "Minnesota Nice!" *plates up hotdish for everyone*
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
OMG I just saw the butt grab. That bitch needs to explain why she did that and why the mullet.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Father?
Yes son?
I want to kill you.
Mother?
Yes son.
I want to....
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 2:14pm.
I seriously hope MN is not becoming the new south...we are rednecks, not hillbillies!!!
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the new SOUTH?? what is your point exactly??? :P
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011