Open Post: Hosted By Santa Teddy
Teddy Bear, the Internet's newest breakout star, is back with a special holiday message for all his billions of fans out there. My ears could be lying to me, but I'm pretty sure he's saying, "I will crunch on your bones the same way I'm crunching on this cookie if you don't step off." But let's just pretend he's wishing us a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you too, Teddy Bear!