Friday, December 16th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Santa Teddy
Teddy Bear, the Internet's newest breakout star, is back with a special holiday message for all his billions of fans out there. My ears could be lying to me, but I'm pretty sure he's saying, "I will crunch on your bones the same way I'm crunching on this cookie if you don't step off." But let's just pretend he's wishing us a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you too, Teddy Bear!
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http://youtu.be/0y6DskdC2Bw
(((Calling Cisco Adler's Ballsack to thread with droopy nutsack shaped spotlight)))
I have an Elk with a Santa Hat, who dances and plays the "Benny Hill" Song. I m classy like that.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Wow WinterOwl, you really do dig the xmas tunes! I am alergic to christmas cheer cos I see it as faux (many reasons) but I finally broke down last year and got a CD of Celtic versions of xmas tunes. So it wasnt as annoying to me and my family thought I finally drank the koolaid.
I have an Ella Fitzgerald Christmas cd and my fave song from it is "What are you doing New Years Eve?"
I also have like at least 7 other Christmas CDs.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Gardening Girl, oh no. That sound horrible. My mom has a Santa that sways his hips as Ella Fitzgerald sings "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" luckily no one plugs it much nowadays. And I love Ella Fitzgerald.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Ugh! WinterOwl, you wouldnt if you went with me to my mom's house. On Dec 1st she puts up this VILE clock that plays a different xmas song every hour! And its set on super loud. She has it up for the whole month of December. It totally drives me insane and makes me want to shank anyone near.
I love Christmas music as long as it's not over sung!
One of my favorite songs is Ron Sexsmith's "Maybe This Christmas"
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 1:15pm.
My roommate and I are hosting a wine party tonight. No beer or liquor allowed. $15.00 max for a bottle. Frasier will be watched.
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That sounds fun.
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How much do the hookers cost?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 1:15pm.
My roommate and I are hosting a wine party tonight. No beer or liquor allowed. $15.00 max for a bottle. Frasier will be watched.
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That sounds fun.
Axis I: 296.43 Bipolar I w/most recent episode Manic Severe w/o psychotic features
300.21 Panic disorder with Agoraphobia
995.5 Neglect of Child (focus on victim)
V61.12 Phys abuse of adult (by partner)
995.54 Phys abuse of child (focus on victim)
302.73 Female Orgasmic Disorder
Axis II: 301.83 Borderline Personality Disorder
301.0 Paranoid Personality Disorder
Axis III: Menopausal symptomology
Axis IV: Problems w/prim support group (estrangement)
Problems related to social environment
Historical child sexual abuse, phys abuse, emotional abuse
Axis V: GAF 30
http://youtu.be/nt2C5Fw2s6A
I usually ignore the open posts - I prefer to read people's snarky comments about celebrities, but I've skimmed a few here and there; I rarely post, I'm lazy actually. I want to know though - is there really a person out there with 600-something alt accounts on here???!
WHY?!
Don't people work? What is the point? What do you try and accomplish? This boggles my mind. How do you keep notes - and on what?? It's not like you can get the IP address or access the user accounts and enforce a ban hammer. This is a blog, you have no control. Why do people let other people's comments get to them?
Is this for real? What the hell is wrong with people!?
My roommate and I are hosting a wine party tonight. No beer or liquor allowed. $15.00 max for a bottle. Frasier will be watched.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I am stoned. Did someone just post this or am I hearing voices?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc&feature=related
http://youtu.be/oEHVg3zPeGo
ahahahaha, DWM! SUCKY! I NEED A SANTA HAT FOR NG, YOU FUCKING PEDO
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:14pm.
I am a 12-year-old boy.
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Hey - where'd your farts go?
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:38pm.
LOLOLOLOLOL. Trolls accusing others of being trolls. TROLLAPALOOZA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqA-F68ckQ
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
ESE another gem for you today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc&feature=related
Don't hurt me.
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McGill Class of '97
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:38pm.
TROLLAPALOOZA
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olololol
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Cleaning day at UBF House. My sis is coming next week and it looks like someone dropped a fucking bomb in here...
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
LOLOLOLOLOL. Trolls accusing others of being trolls. TROLLAPALOOZA
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:32pm.
What is everyone doing this Saturday (or Sunday, for some of you)?
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I'm posting on DListed, dumbass!
*smooch!*:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Dog is Meatblocks and many other personalities. Dog is trolling. That is all.
What is everyone doing this Saturday (or Sunday, for some of you)?
I'm not gonna lie. I kinda like it. The personalities are starting to unravel. I don't mean they're falling apart but they seem to be separating. 683 is a lot. I'm willing to bet there's lots of duplication in there. I would love to have a chart of THAT. I was kinda sad that Darth Stoner got outted cuz that was the nicest one. Quite frankly, for an armchair psychologist/anthropologist such as myself it's a fascinating study. Mostly. It sucks when it drives everyone away tho cuz,...well it totally defeats my purposes then:(
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:25pm.
Really?
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Yikes!
Everyone needs to calm the fuck down, log off, go get some of age dick or poon...(whatever your preference may be), and then come back relaxed and refreshed and ready to mingle...
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8mGsis9nNo
You live your life in the threads you read
On a blog called dlisted
And when an old hag doesn't have any friends
That's a really nice place to go
Folks hoping you'd turn out cool
But they had to take you outta school
You're a little touched you know, Angie Baby
dlisters appear in your room each night
And they whirl you across the floor
But they always seem to fade away
When your husband taps on your door
Angie girl, are you all right
Tell the computer good-night
All alone once more, Angie Baby
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The headlines read that a pedo disappeared
and everyone thinks he died
'Cept a crazy crone with no lovers
To keep her satisfied
It's so nice to be insane
No one asks you to explain
Laptop by your side, Angie Baby
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:14pm.
You have been batting zero. Do you really want to stir the caca barrel with someone who has no skin in this game? Are you really so bored that you want to drag me into this?
ESE, you're always the DJ with the song of reason.
I love the Time Warp.
Fuck the rest of my comment, for all the good it'll do.
I'll be sticking to the stories and ignoring the comments section for awhile.
Peace.
Submitted by Richest Hobo on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:14pm.
I may be a little off base here, but it seems your time would be better spent on a psychiatrist's couch than "going after sucknfuck". Someone who catalogs comments on spreadsheets and has 683 identies on a fucking GOSSIP website has far deeper issues than someone making inane, NOT SERIOUS comments on a fucking GOSSIP website. And for the record, he's not going ANYWHERE
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Submitted by from athens on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:08pm.
http://youtu.be/dC_XfM6JjXc
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God, I love him, I don't care that he likes to stick his corncob pipe into any hole that is in a public space, I love his voice. Oh, and he smokes pot.
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:07pm.
Since you're also Richest Hobo and Color Dinosaur, wouldn't that make YOU the one who is a hypocrite?
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
I am a 12-year-old boy.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by Richest Hobo on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:00pm.
Ain't technology grand?
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Meh.
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Ha, ha, no wait...
Yeah, technology is okay. Here, let me ass speak for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmIuXyiEzCE
I just read that you can buy a terlit in Japan for $130k and it is covered in 72,000 Swarovski crystals. That terlit is worth more than my life.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:57am.
I WANT 683 SIGN IN NAMES, DAMMIT!
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I want my MTV. Still.
http://youtu.be/dC_XfM6JjXc
Submitted by Richest Hobo on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:00pm.
You're such a prankster. Sign in with a few hundred of your other names. I want to see your full on crazy in action.
BTW, I'm not buying your obsession with getting rid of Sucky unless you are indeed Irish Fury (who deservedly had some right to bet upset). Sucky was being blatantly JOKING about his comments (not cool but certainly not worthy of him being hung without a trial by his peers).
Why I call bullshit on you is because you aren't going after Mrs. Patric Campbell who DID blatantly state his acceptance for child porn. Now THAT I could fathom.
Is Mrs. Patric Campbell still here posting? To my knowledge, YES. So you and your comrades are a complete pedo outing FAIL.
Submitted by Richest Hobo on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 12:00pm.
Ain't technology grand?
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Meh.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:31am.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 9:39am.
I can't stand Santa, Baby, especially Madonna's version.
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I like Eartha Kitt's version.
Thank you! When I wrote that earlier I was thinking, I know someone cool sang it before her, I just couldn't remember who.
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Eartha Kitt singing "Santa Baby":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMmSbxB_Sg
fuck this nonsense... i'm just gonna dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_7u3nhANa4
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I WANT 683 SIGN IN NAMES, DAMMIT!
Wait a second! No, I don't. That sounds EXHAUSTING!
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:45am.
I know, right? Now any time anybody complains about sucky, everybody will just assume it's one of the 683 names and ignore it.
Happy Holiday, ESE! I don't have any cool music links for you, but I found this one last night that's pretty cool. I want to see this thing now...
http://youtu.be/jgK1thH7tzY
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Richest Hobo on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:01am.
Thanks, Chapped Ass.
Rest assured, this problem will get solved.
I HAVE 683 SIGN IN NAMES. Who do you think is gonna give up first, me, or suckandfuck?
That pedo is on his way OUT.
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you really have no idea how ridiculous all this silliness makes you look, do you?
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No, she doesn't.
Song link, please.
*golf claps*@ Bjork! I was waiting on you over there:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:17am.
Pack up your double chin and GTFO, pervert.
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 11:45am.
you really have no idea how ridiculous all this silliness makes you look, do you?
^^^^THIS
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org