Every single memaw and papaw (Note: My spell check – YES, I have one of those – really wants to use “papaw” instead “papaw” – it did it again – so I’m not going to go against it this time.) in this holiday flash mob at a Target in Lawrenceville, Kansas. If you’re wondering what the Dlisted holiday party was like, take this clip, remove about 99.9% of the awesomeness from it, take away all of the nanas, add a passed out dog, an Alexis Carrington doll in a Santa hat, a glass of Kristian Regale & vodka, a box of Thin Mints and there you have it.
What I’m saying is that the Dlisted holiday party is nothing like this clip, but it should’ve been. This is where the real party is at. Just look at ole’ girl with the oxygen tank and walker whipping the beat. It’s true, you’re never too old to act the fool in the middle of a Target in Kansas.
And that Glee song, which makes me feel like I’m getting screwed in the ear with a dead mistletoe, doesn’t do this justice. Use this NSFW song instead.