Afternoon Crumbs

December 16, 2011 / Posted by:

Dear Madge, please tell your rude ass leather ensemble to stop queefing. I can barely hear Mah Boo’s giggle. – Towleroad

Couldn’t Prince Hot Ginge have sent GOOPY to the gallows (or just a bedroom without a bath tub in the middle of it, that’s torture enough for her) on the spot? – Lainey Gossip

Goodbye, Christopher Hitchens, you’re now up there with the angels smiling down at all of us… Oh shit, never mind… – The Superficial

MOVE THAT BUS to the junkyard, because Extreme Makeover: Home Edition is done – The Berry

The National Enquirer is now your go-to-place for Prince William and Pippa Middleton fan fiction – Celebitchy

I always like seeing Rose McGowan, because she’s what a love child between Dixie Carter and a Pekingese would’ve looked like – Hollywood Tuna

Covering your nipple knob: Josie Goldberg is doing it wrong – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

I would make Rob Lowe saying “I’m untouchable, bitch” my iPhone’s new ringtone, but then I’d never touch it! – The Daily What

Kate Beckinsale is either doing a photo shoot for Flaunt or she just always sunbathes like this – Popoholic

Alyson Hannigan has got a case of the BABIES!!! again – ICYDK

Not the Lady UGGs again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Popsugar

Sandra Bullock’s forehead is starting to look a little Kidmanesque – Just Jared

The mind of Kris Humphries has given the world yet another DUH – I’m Not Obsessed

Panty Creamer of the Day: Eric Balfour’s peek-a-butt – SOW

That’s funny, I make the same face when I look at Hayden PantyairsHollywood Rag

Sofia Vergara knows how to wear leggings – Cityrag

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