Rooney Mara Shits All Over Law & Order: SVU

December 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Seen here having a slow roll orgasm from being touched by my favorite Kardashihater Daniel Craig at last night’s NYC premiere of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Rooney Mara is quickly becoming the Vulcan Natalie Portman, because she’s getting cast in movie after movie after movie. But before David Fincher plucked Rooney and threw her into his movies, she shot a guest spot on Law & Order: SVU and she tells Allure (via Page Six) that it was torturous for her. I know, Rooney Mara has been through so much. Miss Sophia should lend Rooney her “ALL MY LIFE!” speech, because this is a girl who has struggled! Obviously. Light a patron saint candle for this young famous actress from a family of multimillionaires after you read about the hardships she’s suffered through.

“It was so awful. So stupid. Me and my boyfriend — although I [didn’t] look old enough to have a boyfriend — went and beat up these fat people, and at the end of the show you find out that I used to be obese and I hate fat people. It’s ridiculous. Who would ever do that? Who would beat someone up because they’re fat? People are obsessed with that show. I don’t get it.”

Miss Sophia seriously just rolled her one good eye at Rooney. Rooney just showed us that she’s a GOOP-in-training. How nice of her to drop a lump of ungratefulness all over the show that gave her one of her first acting jobs.

If people weren’t obsessed with that show, it would’ve been canceled a long time ago, she never would’ve been on it and she probably wouldn’t be in that Dragon Girl shit. I mean, Rooney’s big movie hasn’t even come out yet and she’s already Megan Fox-ing at the mouth. Rooney, please pull up a chair next to Kristen Stewart in the HO, STOP section of the auditorium.

And here’s more of Rooney wearing a Tron negligee to the GWTDT premiere.

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