December 15, 2011 / Posted by:

I’ve been trying to stay away from all things Jerry Sandusky, but I cannot ignore the far-fetched shit dingle of dumb that fell out of one of his lawyer’s trash hole while explaining why he showered with boys. This has to be the most ridiculous and gross explanation for something I have ever heard and this is coming from a bitch who has read every single one of White Oprah’s delusional statements of defense for LiLo. This shit is just beyond the realms of WTF:

“Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills. Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.”

See, Judge, Jerry Sandusky isn’t a pedophile monster who should slowly rot into the ball of slime that he is behind a prison cell, he should head The Department of Health and DIAL should hire him as their new spokesperson. Jerry not only taught those kids how to soap themselves up, but he also taught them that if you don’t have a sponge on hand, use a dick instead. That Jerry Sandusky, cleansing our nation’s youth, one anal rape at a time.

Source: ABC27 via USA Today

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