Hot Slut Of The Day!
Marilyn Maye, cabaret singer, musical theater actress and the woman Ella Fitzgerald called “the greatest white female singer in the world.” Okay, did I know of the greatest white female singer in da woooorld (insert celineisoutraged.jpg here) until a couple of months ago? Nope. But I kept seeing pictures of her “flower kissing the sunshine” face everywhere and took that as a sign. You can hear Marilyn’s nightingale voice here if you want, but I’m more impressed with her hair that looks like a flock of fluffy pigeons huddling together in the cold wind and those delicate brows. Those brows make her look like she’s always walking into a surprise party or like she’s always witnessing a Crying Game moment. Marilyn’s brows are permanently set to SHOCKED!! and I can appreciate that.