Donna Lyon needs more people, or at least needs one person to tell her that when you rent your $8 million townhouse to Courtney Love, your shit will get messed up. The #1 rule in real estate has always been: Do not rent to Courtney Love unless you don’t care if your house ends up looking like an abandoned Salvation Army turned homeless crack den. Donna did not know this, because she let Courtney live in her West Village townhouse eight months ago and now she wants to be rid of the mess. Donna filed papers in NYC to evict Courtney for almost burning her house down, wallpapering over custom-glazed walls and not paying her rent for the past 2 months. Wait until Donna finds out that Courtney turned her basement into a meth lab/anti-Dave Grohl shrine that’s run by a homeless man she pays in handjobs and cigarette butts.
Donna tells Page Six that when she bought the townhouse last year, she brought some fancy interior designer in to do the whole place. Shortly after Courtney moved in and started paying $27,000 a month, she painted and wallpapered most of the walls in the house. Donna thinks it will take $100,000 and 12 weeks to get the house back to what it looked like before the meth tornado swept in. Donna went on to say, “Courtney has wallpapered and painted a large portion of the property without my consent. I learned about this when I wanted to sell the house and had photographs taken. They sent me the brochure and I said, ‘This can’t be my property.’ I came to New York to see it and I was horrified by what she had done. The walls that had been hand-painted and glazed were ruined, covered in damask wallpaper and ice-blue paint.”
Courtney and Donna will knife fight in court during a hearing scheduled for next week.
Donna is doing it wrong by going to the courts. If she really wants Courtney out, she just has to throw a RAID fogger through the front door and when that albino human roach comes running out, destroy her by splashing a mixture of Borax and sugar at her. It’s that easy. Or Donna can just make her money back by letting Ryan Murphy shoot the next season of American Horror Story in her townhouse with Courtney still in it.