Courtney Love Is Getting Kicked Out Of Her Rental
Donna Lyon needs more people, or at least needs one person to tell her that when you rent your $8 million townhouse to Courtney Love, your shit will get messed up. The #1 rule in real estate has always been: Do not rent to Courtney Love unless you don't care if your house ends up looking like an abandoned Salvation Army turned homeless crack den. Donna did not know this, because she let Courtney live in her West Village townhouse eight months ago and now she wants to be rid of the mess. Donna filed papers in NYC to evict Courtney for almost burning her house down, wallpapering over custom-glazed walls and not paying her rent for the past 2 months. Wait until Donna finds out that Courtney turned her basement into a meth lab/anti-Dave Grohl shrine that's run by a homeless man she pays in handjobs and cigarette butts.
Donna tells Page Six that when she bought the townhouse last year, she brought some fancy interior designer in to do the whole place. Shortly after Courtney moved in and started paying $27,000 a month, she painted and wallpapered most of the walls in the house. Donna thinks it will take $100,000 and 12 weeks to get the house back to what it looked like before the meth tornado swept in. Donna went on to say, “Courtney has wallpapered and painted a large portion of the property without my consent. I learned about this when I wanted to sell the house and had photographs taken. They sent me the brochure and I said, ‘This can’t be my property.’ I came to New York to see it and I was horrified by what she had done. The walls that had been hand-painted and glazed were ruined, covered in damask wallpaper and ice-blue paint.”
Courtney and Donna will knife fight in court during a hearing scheduled for next week.
Donna is doing it wrong by going to the courts. If she really wants Courtney out, she just has to throw a RAID fogger through the front door and when that albino human roach comes running out, destroy her by splashing a mixture of Borax and sugar at her. It's that easy. Or Donna can just make her money back by letting Ryan Murphy shoot the next season of American Horror Story in her townhouse with Courtney still in it.
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Boofuckinhoo, the weekend communist in me wants all landlords to drop dead. Especially the ones with USD 27.000,-/m. rent shacks.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
this fool pays $27000 a month in rent.
Who needs to run a background check on Courtney Love?
It's Courtney FUCKIN' LOVE!
Anyone with sight can spot the crazy on her ass!
This woman should be shot, THEN slapped with an inch of her life for thinking she'd get her place back in the same condition as she rented it to this crackdustball in!
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It just goes to show you - money does NOT buy class. Class is something characteristic of the individual...it is not acquired with a few bucks. What a pig!
Bitch please. That's what you get for renting to that crazy old bat. I hope Donna gets a Judy Scheindlin-like judge to set her dumb ass straight..."don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!"
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The woman should be glad that the walls weren't smeared with blood and feces. LMFAO at anyone that rents to Courtney Love expecting rent on time and respect for their property.
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You're welcome Irish :-)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
That lady should have done a background check before she rented to that trainwreck.
Dirty Whore, yes...that "rash". Eczema my ass!
Literally!
Thank you sinjin.
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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=steven%20gambrel%20elle%20decor&s...
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
The reason Courtney is renting instead of owning is that no co-op board would allow her to buy a place.
For those who aren't familiar with the intricacies of the NYC real estate market, any desirable apartment is most likely in the fiefdom of a co-op board. It's like the most uptight homeowner's association and they get to choose who lives in the neighborhood.
And being an owner really is a pain in the ass. It's easier to just rent and let the maintenance be someone else's problem.
Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:25pm.
Yep. It's amazing how people are always ripping poor Courtney and Lindsay Lohan off.
I swear, if this bitch hadn't hit the jackpot by getting preggers with Kurt's baby, the would have OD'ed in obscurity long ago.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Her re-decorating sounds nice to me! But really, who rents to her? And how on earth would she have passed a credit check?
Here IF.
http://www.elledecor.com/image/room_finder/93?designer=Steven+Gambrel+
Don't say I never gave you anything.. besides that rash.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:22pm.
I thought she was broke too. Isn't she always complaining about money being "missing" or something?
lol at ICE-BLUE PAINT. but really, I'm dissapointed that she wasn't able to accomplish more than this level of trash fukkery. Court's getting lame on me.
P.S. In THIS ECONOMY, and with her diminished career, why the hell was she renting at such an exorbitant price? Why not buy something?
What's wrong with me? I'm thinking logically. This is Courtney Love we're talking about.
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"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Renting to Courtney Love is like dating OJ Simpson. Bad idea.
Hey, even if she hadn't done her own "decorating", I'm sure the walls would have been coated with nicotine and God-knows-what-other-kind of stains. She probably did damage to the entire place.
I'm waiting to see on whom Courtney puts the blame for this. It's ALWAYS somebody else's fault.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
sinjin, honey, I am as lazy as they get. Can't you just post a direct link? For the sloths among you?
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This reminds me of the time I asked Robert Mapplethorpe take care of my crucifix for a weekend.
What is this world coming to when you can't expect crackheads and junkies to behave properly and have respect for others? *wrings hands while clutching pearls*
That woman is stoopit! Do those nostrils look like the nostrils of a woman who keeps her house clean?? This is what background checks are for...or just an occasional tabloid check would have sufficed.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
The HOUSE: google "Steven Gambre" and click the one that mentions Elle Decor, in the article is a photo with a slideshow attached.
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Not surprised at all by this revelation. She should go snuggle in a tent with those occupy bastards.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Her MONTHLY RENT is only a few grand short of our YEARLY MORTGAGE!
Does anyone have any links to the place she rented?
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I can't with the $27, 000 a month rent.
I have a nice garage Courtney can crash in paint the fuck away for a month or two for that price. But would it be worth dealing with her?
*peers into nostrils* Is that thing loaded?
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Seems completely out of character for Courtney...
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, :
LMAO, no shit. I can just see her all fucked out of her head dropping the house keys 3 or 4 times as she leaves to go move into her new place.
The owner of the house standing on their porch as she backs out, smoke hanging out of her mouth, running over the recycled box and almost losing it doing a burnout when she finally manages to get out of the driveway.
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That's a rather prophetic & funny visual :-D
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
did the woman who rented this place to c love do a background check...obviously not...
welp...due diligence...
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Roseanne Barr
Hey, if I pay $27,000 a month to rent a place, almost a thousand dollars a day, I will wallpaper and carpet, and cut out walls, build a Batcave in there if I want. I don't see the problem.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Okay, now I get an upshot of Courtney Love's nose and some random girls ass. Combine that with the sickening Sandusky case and.....
Thanks for the help with my diet MK!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:36pm.
whoever is stupid enough to rent to Courtney gets what they deserve.
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LMAO, no shit. I can just see her all fucked out of her head dropping the house keys 3 or 4 times as she leaves to go move into her new place.
The owner of the house standing on their porch as she backs out, smoke hanging out of her mouth, running over the recycled box and almost losing it doing a burnout when she finally manages to get out of the driveway.
What i want to know is why she didn't wall paper that neck. all the surgeries she's had and it looks like THAT????
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
whoever is stupid enough to rent to Courtney gets what they deserve.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:34pm.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....isn't it common knowledge that if you are renting a place you cannot paint, remodle, etc without the owners permission?
some will let you paint but these things should be documented in the lease agreement.
27K a month????!!!!!! holy motha of gawd she still has Kurt money?
Next stop: Shopping cart.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....isn't it common knowledge that if you are renting a place you cannot paint, remodle, etc without the owners permission?
Bahaha, I read about it on some gossip site and thought "I can't wait for MK's take on this".
Love is fucked up beyond sanity and I feel for that landlady - But if those 'glazed' walls are the same sort as Mariah Carey's walls on MTV Cribs, then good thing she wallpapered over it. They're tacky as shit!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:19pm.
The damage she did to that beautiful place is mind boggling.
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I thought you'd said "did to that beautiful face" when I first read your comment and I was just getting ready to off on ya with some sort of smart assery.lol
Courtney is just not right in the head. From a medical stand point she really must be suffering from something other than just being a burn out.
Where is the Twatter rebuttal?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I love how the tag just says: Courtney Love
that really is all the information you need to know its fuckdom come.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Dog, where did you find pics of the house?
Reminds me of the aerial photos taken of K-Fed's California home. A nice home anyone would love to have and on his 2nd floor balcony and around the back patio there were just cigarette butts strewn about by the hundreds it looked like. Slobs. Remember Whitney's crack bathroom counter?
The damage she did to that beautiful place is mind boggling.
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