Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 15, 2011 / Posted by:

It is a barely kept secret that these two A list movie actors swing both ways when it comes to women and men. Although their public relationships have all been women the two continue to see men when the chance presents itself. Well, considering the two have been co-stars in the past, it is not surprising at all that they have taken the opportunity to avail themselves of each other. Until recently, the female significant other of one of the actors would also join them on occasion. It was actually her suggestion that the two guys hook up because they would keep it private and her suggestion that she join them. (CDAN)

The possibilities are endless, so I’m just going start throwing them out and hope that one sticks.

George Clooney, Brad Pitt & St. Angie? (The problem with this one is that I’ve never heard that Brad Pitt’s main entree of choice is dick and I thought St. Angie hated George’s ass.)
George Clooney, Kevin Spacey & Stacy Keibler?
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy & Blake Lively?
Bradley Cooper, Taylor Lautner & Olivia Wide?
Hugh Jackman, John Travolta & Deborra-Lee Furness? (Hey, maybe Hugh’s a chubby chaser and is into bald bears?)
Will Smith, some A-lister with a peen & Jada Pinkett?

Tommy Girl is not included this list of guesses, because if a woman gets too close to him while he’s fucking on a dude, she’ll instantly fall in love with him and he’ll have to break her heart. Tommy doesn’t want to do that.

SO easy.

Who was paid $15,000 in cash this week in exchange for frolicking around in her bikini on the beach? That’s a lot of cash money for you and me, true. But for them? It’s change. It’s really, really not much. In that world, it’s almost nothing. Consider that Tori Spelling supposedly charges at least 4 times that for a photo op with her kids and you get a sense of how low this piece of shit is scraping these days. She used to be able to throw that much away on a night out.

Oh and by the way, it had to be cash. She was super hard up for the cash. What are some of the things one might pay for in cash only? (Lainey Gossip)

Another day, another blind item about how Lindsay Lohan poses in staged photo shoots for cash and only cash. If this trick can’t find room in her ham wallet to safely store all of her cash, she needs to start accepting PayPal.

This television girl has never been known for being very religious. In fact, many of the activities in which she has engaged might be considered the exact opposite of godly. However, look for her to start sprinkling her language with religious references in the near future. It’s a calculated move to both differentiate her from her colleagues as well as to help her fit in with new people who don’t look kindly on those who sin and blaspheme. (Blind Gossip)

Courtney Stodden is already the spiritual leader of this generation, so this has to be that trash heap heffa Kim Kuntrashian. The only way Kim can prove to the public that she has found the holy way is if she shaves her head, moves into a monastery and takes a vow of silence for the next 400 years. We’ll keep a webcam on her ass so she won’t totally feel not at home.

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