Afternoon Crumbs

December 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan should really tie weights to Ali Lohan’s flip flops before she completely blows away and White Oprah loses her backup ATM – The Superficial

2012 is the year everything ends, but at least the last thing I see will be Prince Hot Ginge in a carrot hammock – Lainey Gossip

Jessica Biel’s brother needs to drink more tequila – Celebitchy

The only thing that can make LMFAO tolerable is a whole lot of Air Force nipples – Towleroad

Snooki is skinnier, douchier and the exact shade of a sun-kissed skid mark – Hollywood Tuna

And here’s half of a Miranda Kerr nipple – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Panty Creamers of the Day: Ginger Edition – The Berry

Hilary Duff’s ass and Hilary Duff’s belly are in a contest to see which one of them can get the bumpiest – Popoholic

Howard Stern is officially an America’s Got Talent judge – ICYDK

Katy Perry looking very “Mary Kay regional sales manager” – Just Jared

All is well in the world now that Leonardo DiCatchaHo is back to dating Victoria’s Secret model – Popsugar

Shit Gay Guys Say and yes, I think I’ve said every one of those things at least once – OMG Blog

The SNL Christmas card has everything…. – The Daily What

St. Angie tries to conquer the hand on face pose and fails – Hollywood Rag

SPOILER ALERT: Suri Cruise is all of their stylists – Cityrag

Two people you don’t care about broke up – I’m Not Obsessed

This mom is going to feel really stupid when she finds out he ate the last stash and not the last donut – Videogum

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